Ok. We get it. People at Cannes like to give standing ovations. It doesn’t mean what it used to mean. People applaud some lukewarm shit these days.
May 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Ok. We get it. People at Cannes like to give standing ovations. It doesn’t mean what it used to mean. People applaud some lukewarm shit these days.
Rudy Go Bare (he hates rubbers)
May 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Rudy Go Bare (he hates rubbers)
The Who, interviewing a new drummer:
“Who are you? Who who? Who who?”
“Ummm. I’m Josh Freese. You guys called me…”
Roger Daltrey: “I really wanna know!”
“Who are you? Who who? Who who?”
“Ummm. I’m Josh Freese. You guys called me…”
Roger Daltrey: “I really wanna know!”
May 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The Who, interviewing a new drummer:
“Who are you? Who who? Who who?”
“Ummm. I’m Josh Freese. You guys called me…”
Roger Daltrey: “I really wanna know!”
“Who are you? Who who? Who who?”
“Ummm. I’m Josh Freese. You guys called me…”
Roger Daltrey: “I really wanna know!”
Things That Make You Go What the Fuck (original C+C Music Factory working title)
May 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Things That Make You Go What the Fuck (original C+C Music Factory working title)
How long until The Donald takes credit for the pope being American? Over or under 1 hour? I say under.
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
How long until The Donald takes credit for the pope being American? Over or under 1 hour? I say under.
RFK Jr gonna Make America Blink Again.
January 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
RFK Jr gonna Make America Blink Again.
Their egos will make them all turn on each other eventually.
January 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Their egos will make them all turn on each other eventually.
What a little bitch.
Leave it to the Post to break earth shattering news that Musk will have full access to classified and sensitive government records through a framing of factional politics.
Musk will get everyone's private government records and feed it into his AI.
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Musk will get everyone's private government records and feed it into his AI.
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
‘DOGE’ revamp empowers Musk as frictions spur Ramaswamy’s exit
Musk’s and Ramaswamy’s differing visions for DOGE led to Ramaswamy’s departure and Musk’s takeover.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
What a little bitch.
Mama Trumpy II! Here We Go Again
January 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Mama Trumpy II! Here We Go Again
“Which one will our contestants choose? Find out next on…TABLE…OF…CAAAAAKE!”
January 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
“Which one will our contestants choose? Find out next on…TABLE…OF…CAAAAAKE!”
Nien Nunb looking motherfucker.
January 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Nien Nunb looking motherfucker.
“Honey, stop. We all sieg heil when we’re stuck in a k hole.”
January 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
“Honey, stop. We all sieg heil when we’re stuck in a k hole.”
The 'Democracy Dies in Darkness' guy has dropped his trousers, bent over the sink and is spreading his cheeks wide open.
Anything for a buck.
Anything for a buck.
January 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The 'Democracy Dies in Darkness' guy has dropped his trousers, bent over the sink and is spreading his cheeks wide open.
Anything for a buck.
Anything for a buck.
I love that the Chick-fil-a marketing gimmick is all about how cows can’t spell.
January 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I love that the Chick-fil-a marketing gimmick is all about how cows can’t spell.
Have yourself a Merry Little Piss-mas. - the Squirting subreddit
December 21, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Have yourself a Merry Little Piss-mas. - the Squirting subreddit
Look, I hope this doesn’t come off as slut shaming but did Selena Carpenter really need to wear her lingerie on NPR’s Tiny Desk concert? For heavens sake, Ira Glass walks these hallways and this time of year he’s donning his velvet pants. Grab the mop.
December 21, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Look, I hope this doesn’t come off as slut shaming but did Selena Carpenter really need to wear her lingerie on NPR’s Tiny Desk concert? For heavens sake, Ira Glass walks these hallways and this time of year he’s donning his velvet pants. Grab the mop.
First rule about Prince Club: you do not joke about Prince.
Second rule about Prince Club: YOU DO NOT JOKE ABOUT PRINCE
Third and final rule of Prince Club: if this is your first night, you have to Batdance.
Second rule about Prince Club: YOU DO NOT JOKE ABOUT PRINCE
Third and final rule of Prince Club: if this is your first night, you have to Batdance.
December 20, 2024 at 11:57 PM
First rule about Prince Club: you do not joke about Prince.
Second rule about Prince Club: YOU DO NOT JOKE ABOUT PRINCE
Third and final rule of Prince Club: if this is your first night, you have to Batdance.
Second rule about Prince Club: YOU DO NOT JOKE ABOUT PRINCE
Third and final rule of Prince Club: if this is your first night, you have to Batdance.
Eric Adams be like: “I know where that spot is, follow me.”
Mangione will appear before Magistrate Judge Katharine Parker at federal court in Manhattan — the same judge who the mayor appeared before for his arraignment in September
December 19, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Eric Adams be like: “I know where that spot is, follow me.”
Wow. You can’t make this shit up.
Mangione will appear before Magistrate Judge Katharine Parker at federal court in Manhattan — the same judge who the mayor appeared before for his arraignment in September
December 19, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Wow. You can’t make this shit up.
This guy out here putting us all to shame.
December 6, 2024 at 4:59 AM
This guy out here putting us all to shame.
With all due respect, why do journalists keep checking in with this guy?
December 3, 2024 at 1:55 AM
With all due respect, why do journalists keep checking in with this guy?
I feel like if Trader Joe’s was trying harder they could have added the word ‘toast’ somewhere here.
‘Crunchy Cinnamon Toasts’ or ‘Crunchy Toast Squares with Cinnamon’
You really can’t count on people to connect the dots on their own these days.
‘Crunchy Cinnamon Toasts’ or ‘Crunchy Toast Squares with Cinnamon’
You really can’t count on people to connect the dots on their own these days.
December 2, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I feel like if Trader Joe’s was trying harder they could have added the word ‘toast’ somewhere here.
‘Crunchy Cinnamon Toasts’ or ‘Crunchy Toast Squares with Cinnamon’
You really can’t count on people to connect the dots on their own these days.
‘Crunchy Cinnamon Toasts’ or ‘Crunchy Toast Squares with Cinnamon’
You really can’t count on people to connect the dots on their own these days.