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USA USA 🇺🇸
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Their egos will make them all turn on each other eventually.
January 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“Which one will our contestants choose? Find out next on…TABLE…OF…CAAAAAKE!”
January 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Nien Nunb looking motherfucker.
January 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The 'Democracy Dies in Darkness' guy has dropped his trousers, bent over the sink and is spreading his cheeks wide open.

Anything for a buck.
January 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This fuckin guy.
January 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This guy out here putting us all to shame.
December 6, 2024 at 4:59 AM
With all due respect, why do journalists keep checking in with this guy?
December 3, 2024 at 1:55 AM
I feel like if Trader Joe’s was trying harder they could have added the word ‘toast’ somewhere here.

‘Crunchy Cinnamon Toasts’ or ‘Crunchy Toast Squares with Cinnamon’

You really can’t count on people to connect the dots on their own these days.
December 2, 2024 at 6:02 PM
All Aces here, no Jokers.
November 27, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Next up: politics.
November 23, 2024 at 5:06 AM
And the ULTRA MAGA thing is wild to me. Now it’s a competition between all the white racist beefcakes over who is the bigger Trump fan. Give me a fucking break with these jerkoffs.
November 23, 2024 at 4:52 AM
No President has ever been so willingly and egregiously deep throated by his supporters than DJT. This is one step shy of buying a dildo that says TRUMP across it and shoving it up your own ass.
November 23, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Presses play on P.M. Dawn ‘Set Adrift on Memory Bliss’
November 20, 2024 at 9:54 PM
“Tryin to figure out if my Tesla robot will clean up my poo…tee hee”
November 20, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Damn Slate.com! I didn't think I could be more pumped for this film but this headline is giving me butterflies.
October 12, 2023 at 5:49 PM
Dodgers in a nutshell
October 12, 2023 at 2:02 AM