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~~✨It’s gonna get way worse✨~~

once and future idiot king
everything i post is deadly serious
Pinned
pinhead: we have such sights to show you

guy that thinks cenobite means the same
thing as cinephile: oh nice, like Rashomon or something?
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“still punk as fuck,” i whisper as i boldly step out of my sleeping pajamas and into my daytime pajamas without losing my balance
January 23, 2026 at 3:33 PM
still too tired to post for the morning crew so here’s last night’s funny while i get some coffee and ibuprofen for my fragile elder frame
pinhead: we have such sights to show you

guy that thinks cenobite means the same
thing as cinephile: oh nice, like Rashomon or something?
January 23, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 3:25 PM
a gif that has a clue about where you’re from
January 23, 2026 at 3:51 PM
January 23, 2026 at 6:17 AM
pinhead: we have such sights to show you

guy that thinks cenobite means the same
thing as cinephile: oh nice, like Rashomon or something?
January 23, 2026 at 4:07 AM
they’re calling him the wettest man
Sweaty Bongino is back ranting and raving on Fox tonight about how unfair the media was to him.
January 23, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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Not now sweaty. Mommy is posting about being a piece of shit.
January 23, 2026 at 3:03 AM
republicans: eagerly voting to fund The Orphan Hammer

democrats: eagerly voting to fund The Orphan Hammer but frowning a bit and shaking their head while they do it
January 23, 2026 at 3:26 AM
we all need somebody to peen on
January 23, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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i love a good movie that sucks
January 23, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 1:19 AM
yeah sure why not

‘harakiri’ dir: masaki kobayashi
‘mulholland drive’ dir: david lynch
‘life aquatic with steve zissou’ dir: wes anderson
‘brazil’ dir: terry gilliam

obv there’s a million more but i really like talking about these ones
January 23, 2026 at 1:36 AM
staying in the polycule to have reliable coop players for halo
January 23, 2026 at 12:29 AM
i’ll always love avenged sevenfold if for no other reason than it got the owner of a country bar to turn off their touch tunes after i put eternal rest on repeat
i’m being canceled for my support of early 2000s metalcore band avenged sevenfold
January 23, 2026 at 12:09 AM
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 AM
too many people today are gooning at each other rather than gooning for each other. we need less ‘jerkin off’ and more ‘sure thing boss’
January 22, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Salo, or the 120 days of Gonzo
Muppet a R rated movie

Twin Peaks: Fire Wocka, Wocka With Me
Muppet a R rated movie

A Nightmare on Sesame Street

I'm picturing Oscar the Grouch as Freddy Kruger
January 22, 2026 at 11:35 PM
this is italian face
January 22, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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I made you all something
January 22, 2026 at 11:03 PM
you don’t hear much about feral pawgs these days
January 22, 2026 at 11:03 PM
who up in the winter of they discontent?
January 22, 2026 at 10:40 PM
the crowd killing of a sacred deer
January 22, 2026 at 5:26 PM
the five year old child has arrived at the CECOT Kids’ Adventure and Discovery Oubliette
January 22, 2026 at 5:23 PM
we don’t need eyes where we’re going (back to sleep)
January 22, 2026 at 5:21 PM