do people feel embarrassed saying "we must preserve our democracy" when the democracy is just a yearly pageant where you pick a lesser evil from a short list of pre-approved freaks and losers
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
do people feel embarrassed saying "we must preserve our democracy" when the democracy is just a yearly pageant where you pick a lesser evil from a short list of pre-approved freaks and losers
thinking about drawing. a political cartoon where Donald Trump being subservient to Putin. maybe a maid outfit or a puppy mask. and Putin is making him eat Lies Kibble out of his hand.
God I hate those guys so much. disgusting pure evil.
and maybe trump has a diaper on in the cartoon too
God I hate those guys so much. disgusting pure evil.
and maybe trump has a diaper on in the cartoon too
December 31, 2025 at 4:44 AM
thinking about drawing. a political cartoon where Donald Trump being subservient to Putin. maybe a maid outfit or a puppy mask. and Putin is making him eat Lies Kibble out of his hand.
God I hate those guys so much. disgusting pure evil.
and maybe trump has a diaper on in the cartoon too
God I hate those guys so much. disgusting pure evil.
and maybe trump has a diaper on in the cartoon too
men love saying some shit like "why thank you good sir!" it actually feels really good for them. it's the male version of busting a nut
December 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
men love saying some shit like "why thank you good sir!" it actually feels really good for them. it's the male version of busting a nut
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anime's portrayl of women is almost always unwatchable. it's negative social impact is on par with porn and superhero movies.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
anime's portrayl of women is almost always unwatchable. it's negative social impact is on par with porn and superhero movies.
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the Wokerine be like "hey bub (gender neutral term of address) I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do best ain't pretty by heteronormative standards" and then his claws are syringes of HRT
September 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
the Wokerine be like "hey bub (gender neutral term of address) I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do best ain't pretty by heteronormative standards" and then his claws are syringes of HRT
she was trying to pepper spray a spider, which is dumb, but it's not NATIONAL NEWS why am I HEARING ABOUT THIS?!?! why is anyone talking about it??
(I think I know the answer and it is evil!!)
(I think I know the answer and it is evil!!)
December 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
she was trying to pepper spray a spider, which is dumb, but it's not NATIONAL NEWS why am I HEARING ABOUT THIS?!?! why is anyone talking about it??
(I think I know the answer and it is evil!!)
(I think I know the answer and it is evil!!)
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if you add testicles that’s extra
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
if you add testicles that’s extra
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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Curtis Sliwa is the Trisha Paytas of politics does that make sense
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Curtis Sliwa is the Trisha Paytas of politics does that make sense
No Nut November is like Pride Month for people whose fetish is sexual guilt
r/NoFap is their Stonewall Inn
r/NoFap is their Stonewall Inn
November 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
No Nut November is like Pride Month for people whose fetish is sexual guilt
r/NoFap is their Stonewall Inn
r/NoFap is their Stonewall Inn
I wonder if the IDF still has those cum bridages to collect the cum from dead soldiers
October 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I wonder if the IDF still has those cum bridages to collect the cum from dead soldiers
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in my dream I heard a crazy rumor that George Clooney only puts the condom on the tip
October 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
in my dream I heard a crazy rumor that George Clooney only puts the condom on the tip
the idea that Christopher Columbus is some Italian icon is especially wacky when you think about how America is named after a different colonizer who is way more Italian
of course that guy sucked too but y'know
of course that guy sucked too but y'know
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the idea that Christopher Columbus is some Italian icon is especially wacky when you think about how America is named after a different colonizer who is way more Italian
of course that guy sucked too but y'know
of course that guy sucked too but y'know
my wife sent me a Dear John letter, which I oughta just call a John Deere letter on account of she's attractored to other men
October 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
my wife sent me a Dear John letter, which I oughta just call a John Deere letter on account of she's attractored to other men
the Wokerine be like "hey bub (gender neutral term of address) I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do best ain't pretty by heteronormative standards" and then his claws are syringes of HRT
September 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
the Wokerine be like "hey bub (gender neutral term of address) I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do best ain't pretty by heteronormative standards" and then his claws are syringes of HRT
trying to figure out if you have Tylenol Autism or Vaccine Autism or 5G Autism or Food Dye Autism or Seed Oil Autism based on your vibes
September 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
trying to figure out if you have Tylenol Autism or Vaccine Autism or 5G Autism or Food Dye Autism or Seed Oil Autism based on your vibes
Weird Old Man Cinematic Universe where the villains of:
- The Menu
- Opus
- Heretic
- Knives Out: Glass Onion
- Him (probably, haven't seen it yet)
all team up and build an even bigger death trap and they get to take turns monologuing to hot young people about their fucked up ideologies
- The Menu
- Opus
- Heretic
- Knives Out: Glass Onion
- Him (probably, haven't seen it yet)
all team up and build an even bigger death trap and they get to take turns monologuing to hot young people about their fucked up ideologies
September 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Weird Old Man Cinematic Universe where the villains of:
- The Menu
- Opus
- Heretic
- Knives Out: Glass Onion
- Him (probably, haven't seen it yet)
all team up and build an even bigger death trap and they get to take turns monologuing to hot young people about their fucked up ideologies
- The Menu
- Opus
- Heretic
- Knives Out: Glass Onion
- Him (probably, haven't seen it yet)
all team up and build an even bigger death trap and they get to take turns monologuing to hot young people about their fucked up ideologies
RFK Jr please make tree ice cream commercially available instead of whatever tf you're doing right now!! I'm sick of the tree ice cream guy getting to enjoy all these unique ice creams by himself!!
September 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
RFK Jr please make tree ice cream commercially available instead of whatever tf you're doing right now!! I'm sick of the tree ice cream guy getting to enjoy all these unique ice creams by himself!!
as a principled leftist, I will wait to comply after the order has been given. it's just the polite thing to do
September 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
as a principled leftist, I will wait to comply after the order has been given. it's just the polite thing to do
it's 2015. I'm looking at Undertale memes and listening to the Hamilton soundtrack. A portal opens and 2025 jon steps through.
"jimmy kimmel unfairly cancelled," 2025 says.
"wow you're so pretty," 2015 says.
"thank you," 2025 says.
"unfairly?" asks 2015
"yeah. wait wtf are you looking at
"jimmy kimmel unfairly cancelled," 2025 says.
"wow you're so pretty," 2015 says.
"thank you," 2025 says.
"unfairly?" asks 2015
"yeah. wait wtf are you looking at
September 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
it's 2015. I'm looking at Undertale memes and listening to the Hamilton soundtrack. A portal opens and 2025 jon steps through.
"jimmy kimmel unfairly cancelled," 2025 says.
"wow you're so pretty," 2015 says.
"thank you," 2025 says.
"unfairly?" asks 2015
"yeah. wait wtf are you looking at
"jimmy kimmel unfairly cancelled," 2025 says.
"wow you're so pretty," 2015 says.
"thank you," 2025 says.
"unfairly?" asks 2015
"yeah. wait wtf are you looking at
this argument at least made some sense when the FPS was gaming culture's primary focus but nowadays everyone's talking about Bug Castlevania and Roguelite Poker
After blaming antidepressants and hormone therapy replacement, RFK jr now claims that video games are responsible for the mass shootings.
September 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
this argument at least made some sense when the FPS was gaming culture's primary focus but nowadays everyone's talking about Bug Castlevania and Roguelite Poker
I'm 48 hours old, and I'm chiming in to say that, politics aside, Political Violence is unacceptable and must be condemned.
In case you hadn't heard, it's a new type of Violence that came out of nowhere. It includes all Violence that is Political, such as the recent Kirkicide, and also other stuff
In case you hadn't heard, it's a new type of Violence that came out of nowhere. It includes all Violence that is Political, such as the recent Kirkicide, and also other stuff
September 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm 48 hours old, and I'm chiming in to say that, politics aside, Political Violence is unacceptable and must be condemned.
In case you hadn't heard, it's a new type of Violence that came out of nowhere. It includes all Violence that is Political, such as the recent Kirkicide, and also other stuff
In case you hadn't heard, it's a new type of Violence that came out of nowhere. It includes all Violence that is Political, such as the recent Kirkicide, and also other stuff
if I had a dime for every time I heard someone say "I would have two dimes, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," I would have an annoying number of dimes, like more than I would ever want to carry but not enough to be worth cashing in
August 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
if I had a dime for every time I heard someone say "I would have two dimes, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," I would have an annoying number of dimes, like more than I would ever want to carry but not enough to be worth cashing in
Amazon as a service is so extremely cool, truly the pinnacle of modern logistics. Amazon as a company is a vicious and deceptive machine powered by the blood of the poor. It is both a miraculous example of the power of well-organized human labor and a terrible indictment of those who hold that power
August 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Amazon as a service is so extremely cool, truly the pinnacle of modern logistics. Amazon as a company is a vicious and deceptive machine powered by the blood of the poor. It is both a miraculous example of the power of well-organized human labor and a terrible indictment of those who hold that power