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January 23, 2026 at 3:02 AM
"our democracy is sacred" and it turns out the mayor of Denver can just install spy cameras all over the city and nobody can tell him no because he's already elected
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"we have to fight for American Democracy" and American Democracy is a binary choice between Republican Dr. Oz and Democrat John Fetterman, and then it turns out Fetterman is a Republican, and then Dr. Oz becomes the Administrator for the Centers of Medicare & Medicaid Services
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
wait this happened to me too
December 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
oh my bad you're right, I read the article about a week ago so it wasn't fresh in my memory.

so she did actually cause some harm. she was also fired from doordash, because of course she was!

but there's a reason why this went viral more than any other recent story of recklessness or food poisoning
December 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
yeah of course!

also, this random gig worker shouldn't have been turned into a national villain-of-the-day.

the willingness of people to hate this irrelevant stranger for the crime of *almost* accidentally hurting someone indicates some notably evil cultural biases!
December 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
not to be flippant but people get poisoned every day and it does not go viral like this. check out iwaspoisoned.com and see how frequent the reports are!

I think the story went viral because it successfully invoked outrage despite the fact that it's irrelevant to the lives of most people who saw it
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December 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
was it dating a sex offender that turned her Republican or was it the thing that happened to her cousin's balls
December 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I feel like it had zippy writing that kept you engaged but it mostly failed to have any themes besides a shallow take on "bad guys can change"
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
there are currently nine Mormons in congress and their church publicly acknowledges that their prophet-founder had child brides in the 1800s
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM