Sports family dynasties, especially ones where everyone plays the same position are extremely carny coded. I will not be explaining this further
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Sports family dynasties, especially ones where everyone plays the same position are extremely carny coded. I will not be explaining this further
We're skipping woke 2, we're going straight to woke 3
h/t @adamwren.bsky.social
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
We're skipping woke 2, we're going straight to woke 3
All my best friends are metal heads (Less than jake)
10 Better Choices for the National Anthem Than the Actual National Anthem:
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
All my best friends are metal heads (Less than jake)
Your cousin, Roland the Thompson Gunner is back from The Congo and is gonna join us for Thanksgiving this year.
Sweet, I hope he's doing good, anything new with him?
Well....
Sweet, I hope he's doing good, anything new with him?
Well....
A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Your cousin, Roland the Thompson Gunner is back from The Congo and is gonna join us for Thanksgiving this year.
Sweet, I hope he's doing good, anything new with him?
Well....
Sweet, I hope he's doing good, anything new with him?
Well....
Sliced a good bit of skin off my thumb the other day in a dishwashing accident, and now it takes forever to unlock my phone because that was my main fingerprint thumb
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Sliced a good bit of skin off my thumb the other day in a dishwashing accident, and now it takes forever to unlock my phone because that was my main fingerprint thumb
I'm trying to watch football, do not show me Dana White please. I do not consent to seeing his fat fucking head
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'm trying to watch football, do not show me Dana White please. I do not consent to seeing his fat fucking head
Looks like dog vomit. And also the food looks like shit, too
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Looks like dog vomit. And also the food looks like shit, too
If Frylock and Master Shake walked into the machine from The Fly
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If Frylock and Master Shake walked into the machine from The Fly
This all ends with Lizza, and only Lizza going to jail
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This all ends with Lizza, and only Lizza going to jail
i could solve the 3 body problem easily, not even a challenge to me,
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
i could solve the 3 body problem easily, not even a challenge to me,
i could fix her
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i could fix her
Biscoffs and ginger ale are eaten only in the sky much like you wear a napkin over your face when you eat ortolan, and for similar spiritual reasons.
Have you ever walked by biscoffs at the grocery store and thought “no. That shouldn’t be there. That is a sky food”
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Biscoffs and ginger ale are eaten only in the sky much like you wear a napkin over your face when you eat ortolan, and for similar spiritual reasons.
Only if they promise to promote up Bongino
MS NOW EXCLUSIVE: “President Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated.”
www.ms.now/news/trump-k...
www.ms.now/news/trump-k...
President Trump may have had enough of Kash Patel, according to sources
The president is weighing whether to oust the FBI director after scrutiny of Patel's stewardship of bureau resources, including his girlfriend’s security detail and use of a government jet.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Only if they promise to promote up Bongino
32 minutes ago and they're not even close to getting to the video
really excited for this Tony video
Raw garlic and chips for breakfast. This stuff been making me feel good. twitch.tv/gooffkings
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
32 minutes ago and they're not even close to getting to the video
Ok, but why does he sound EXACTLY like Joe Pera?
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Ok, but why does he sound EXACTLY like Joe Pera?
Marriage
Crabs
Boobs
Crabs
Boobs
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Marriage
Crabs
Boobs
Crabs
Boobs
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humiliating myself and going full right wing to insinuate myself into the president's circle for the sole purpose of convincing him to bully a billionaire into funding a Nice Guys sequel
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
humiliating myself and going full right wing to insinuate myself into the president's circle for the sole purpose of convincing him to bully a billionaire into funding a Nice Guys sequel
ohio state and rutgers playing the most "sim to end" game possible. no one wants to be here, and frankly it's cruel for us to force them to play this out
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
ohio state and rutgers playing the most "sim to end" game possible. no one wants to be here, and frankly it's cruel for us to force them to play this out
you know that episode of 30 Rock where we see what the world looks like through each persons eyes? this is what Nuzzi sees when she looks at a 60 year old politician who just literally swallowed a frog and has never applied sunscreen their entire life
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
you know that episode of 30 Rock where we see what the world looks like through each persons eyes? this is what Nuzzi sees when she looks at a 60 year old politician who just literally swallowed a frog and has never applied sunscreen their entire life
Me every weekend when when my dad calls me and asks what i'm doing for dinner
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Me every weekend when when my dad calls me and asks what i'm doing for dinner
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If you don't let your theater kid do theater they turn into fascists. That's what I've learned this decade.
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If you don't let your theater kid do theater they turn into fascists. That's what I've learned this decade.
Permission to lib out sir?
Permission Granted!
Permission Granted!
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Permission to lib out sir?
Permission Granted!
Permission Granted!
He's getting a chance to fan girl and i love that for him.
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
He's getting a chance to fan girl and i love that for him.
obviously this is insane but the cinematography on this is gorgeous
This is absolutely. batshit. insane.
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
I Skied Down Mount Everest (world first, no oxygen)
YouTube video by Red Bull
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
obviously this is insane but the cinematography on this is gorgeous