Jerrad Alexander
@conservingspace.bsky.social
(He/Him) Museum Conservator, veteran, sci-fi fan, fluent in movie quotes/song lyrics/pop-culture references, semi-professional coffee drinker, amateur adult, casual gamer, TTRPG enthusiast. Caffeine-fueled opinions and sarcastic quips are my own.
After this year, releasing an Eldritch Horror that's been frozen under a sheet of ice for millions of years would maybe get a solid, "Meh".
HATCH THE FROZEN FLESH EGG
cool, cool cool
December 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
After this year, releasing an Eldritch Horror that's been frozen under a sheet of ice for millions of years would maybe get a solid, "Meh".
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Well...shit.
Well...shit.
December 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Well...shit.
Well...shit.
The last time I saw maths this brutally twisted on purpose was a player trying to convince me as the DM that their attack should do more damage.
FOX: If you cut something by 100%, the cost goes down to 0. If you cut it by 600%, the drug companies are actually paying you
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
December 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The last time I saw maths this brutally twisted on purpose was a player trying to convince me as the DM that their attack should do more damage.
Fuck every Dem who voted to let go of any leverage they might have had in Oct.
December 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Fuck every Dem who voted to let go of any leverage they might have had in Oct.
Admittedly, I'd be an even worse Q than Q...
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Admittedly, I'd be an even worse Q than Q...
How the hell did we get this character at CMS? Oprah, come get your boy.
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
How the hell did we get this character at CMS? Oprah, come get your boy.
"Trump's morning crap caused his golden toilet to back up and overflow his immaculate dookie, which is VERY Presidential and also Joe Biden's fault!"
Leavitt: "We must deport every illegal alien who Joe Biden allowed into this country."
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"Trump's morning crap caused his golden toilet to back up and overflow his immaculate dookie, which is VERY Presidential and also Joe Biden's fault!"
This couldn't be more disingenuous if she held up a half-finished Crayon-scrawled kids' menu from Denny's.
Leavitt: "The NYT took about 1/3 of the president's daily calendar & schedule & said that he's doing less than he did in his first term, or he might not be fit for the job. That is unequivocally false and it's deeply unfortunate that the story was written ... he is taking meetings around the clock"
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This couldn't be more disingenuous if she held up a half-finished Crayon-scrawled kids' menu from Denny's.
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If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
Calling Roger Stone a, "colorful political operator" is like calling Pennywise the Clown a, "whimsical children's entertainer".
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Calling Roger Stone a, "colorful political operator" is like calling Pennywise the Clown a, "whimsical children's entertainer".
At this point Stephen Miller must be constantly just out of frame, on stand-by with a Harbor Freight media blaster full of crushed Adderall to force feed up Trump's nose.
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
At this point Stephen Miller must be constantly just out of frame, on stand-by with a Harbor Freight media blaster full of crushed Adderall to force feed up Trump's nose.
If you're concerned about Thanksgiving spending, just wait for the side-by-side of these two grinning ghouls and you'll lose your appetite anyway.
Such classic gaslighting it's an instructive moment. The question is not whether generic is better or worse, it's that a list with more expensive brand names is not the same as a list with cheaper generics. Perverting that truth into an attack on those calling it out is Manipulation 101.
Hassett: "On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact Walmart said the Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper by about $10. Then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted generic stuff,' as if having a generic something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how out of touch these people are."
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If you're concerned about Thanksgiving spending, just wait for the side-by-side of these two grinning ghouls and you'll lose your appetite anyway.
The bullshit artist's lawyers having an its-all-gone-horribly-wrong equivalent of a glass blower with hiccups.
"Weeks of watching Florida insurance lawyer Lindsey Halligan flail around like a toddler trying to teach calculus should serve as a warning about the perils of crowdsourcing legal research to literal randos on the internet. *But it won’t.*" — @lizdye.bsky.social
Bill Pulte and Ed Martin's shitposting legal strategy
It's backfired so spectacularly that now *they're* the ones being investigated.
www.publicnotice.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The bullshit artist's lawyers having an its-all-gone-horribly-wrong equivalent of a glass blower with hiccups.
The fact that they need to clarify this is fucked up in itself.
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The fact that they need to clarify this is fucked up in itself.
Right, just like HE never stormed the capital.
MAGA are utter rubes. Easy marks, every one of them.
MAGA are utter rubes. Easy marks, every one of them.
but he will put them in mortal peril nevertheless
*LEAVITT: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Right, just like HE never stormed the capital.
MAGA are utter rubes. Easy marks, every one of them.
MAGA are utter rubes. Easy marks, every one of them.
Dems: "We need to reach across the aisle and work on bi-partisan efforts..."
VP: "focus on the enemy"
POTUS: *reTruths a Nazi account calling for murder of Democrats*
VP: "focus on the enemy"
POTUS: *reTruths a Nazi account calling for murder of Democrats*
JD Vance: "As much progress as we've made, it's gonna take a little bit of time for every American to feel that economic boom which we really do believe is coming. We believe that we're on the frontend of it, but we also recognize we've got a lot of work to do to undo the damage that Joe Biden did"
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Dems: "We need to reach across the aisle and work on bi-partisan efforts..."
VP: "focus on the enemy"
POTUS: *reTruths a Nazi account calling for murder of Democrats*
VP: "focus on the enemy"
POTUS: *reTruths a Nazi account calling for murder of Democrats*
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Faceplanting Senator receives government-funded healthcare after voting to take government-funded healthcare away from citizens is where our metaphors are now.
John Fetterman was transported to a hospital this morning after falling and hitting his face.
Docs discovered he'd had a ventricular fibrillation flare-up, a form of sudden cardiac arrest. His office says he's doing well and “receiving routine observation." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Docs discovered he'd had a ventricular fibrillation flare-up, a form of sudden cardiac arrest. His office says he's doing well and “receiving routine observation." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Faceplanting Senator receives government-funded healthcare after voting to take government-funded healthcare away from citizens is where our metaphors are now.
Placing these in front of a mirror and saying, "Hot crisp crust" three times is how you summon Brennan Lee Mulligan.
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Placing these in front of a mirror and saying, "Hot crisp crust" three times is how you summon Brennan Lee Mulligan.
The Onion is now reality
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The Onion is now reality
Hey @kaine.senate.gov , guess what YOU'RE the face of now? Congrats, you whimpering coward. I've got old socks that don't fold as easily as you did.
The Senate’s spending bill eliminates or delays food safety rules aimed at preventing foodborne illnesses and contamination.
Not only did 8 Senate Democrats fail to protect millions of Americans’ healthcare, but they’re also making our food less safe.
Hello?
Not only did 8 Senate Democrats fail to protect millions of Americans’ healthcare, but they’re also making our food less safe.
Hello?
The Government Shutdown Deal Is Endangering Food Safety
After intense lobbying and major campaign donations, the emergency spending bill intended to end the federal government
jacobin.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hey @kaine.senate.gov , guess what YOU'RE the face of now? Congrats, you whimpering coward. I've got old socks that don't fold as easily as you did.
A heartfelt, "Fuck you" to these Senators:
@cortezmasto.senate.gov
@durbin.senate.gov
@fetterman.senate.gov
@hassan.senate.gov
Angus King
@rosen.senate.gov
@shaheen.senate.gov
And a special, "Go fuck yourself" to @kaine.senate.gov In almost 30 years of voting, yours is the first I've regretted.
@cortezmasto.senate.gov
@durbin.senate.gov
@fetterman.senate.gov
@hassan.senate.gov
Angus King
@rosen.senate.gov
@shaheen.senate.gov
And a special, "Go fuck yourself" to @kaine.senate.gov In almost 30 years of voting, yours is the first I've regretted.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
A heartfelt, "Fuck you" to these Senators:
@cortezmasto.senate.gov
@durbin.senate.gov
@fetterman.senate.gov
@hassan.senate.gov
Angus King
@rosen.senate.gov
@shaheen.senate.gov
And a special, "Go fuck yourself" to @kaine.senate.gov In almost 30 years of voting, yours is the first I've regretted.
@cortezmasto.senate.gov
@durbin.senate.gov
@fetterman.senate.gov
@hassan.senate.gov
Angus King
@rosen.senate.gov
@shaheen.senate.gov
And a special, "Go fuck yourself" to @kaine.senate.gov In almost 30 years of voting, yours is the first I've regretted.
Putting the "sicko" in "sycophant"
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Putting the "sicko" in "sycophant"
@kaine.senate.gov Easy to say when you've got free healthcare, guaranteed retirement, and a boatload of other lifetime perks and benefits the rest of us will never see, all on tax payers' dime.
You CAVED, plain and simple. You gave up, you quit, you shrank. Stop trying to justify your cowardice.
You CAVED, plain and simple. You gave up, you quit, you shrank. Stop trying to justify your cowardice.
Tim Kaine on backlash he's getting: "I got the first good night's sleep last night that I've gotten since Oct 1, b/c I wasn't worried about being able to look Capitol Police in the eye when I walked in, or what a furloughed fed worker would say to me at church, or what somebody would say about SNAP"
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
@kaine.senate.gov Easy to say when you've got free healthcare, guaranteed retirement, and a boatload of other lifetime perks and benefits the rest of us will never see, all on tax payers' dime.
You CAVED, plain and simple. You gave up, you quit, you shrank. Stop trying to justify your cowardice.
You CAVED, plain and simple. You gave up, you quit, you shrank. Stop trying to justify your cowardice.