Carl Craigslist
@conroybumpus.bsky.social
Finally made my peace with ESR no longer being at Arsenal. Lad’s made his arm look like a fairground waltzer
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Finally made my peace with ESR no longer being at Arsenal. Lad’s made his arm look like a fairground waltzer
Is Dannyboy83 in the Epstein emails
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Is Dannyboy83 in the Epstein emails
A life well lived
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
A life well lived
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Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son
November 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son
That was fucking horrible and I love it. Another George Graham result
October 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
That was fucking horrible and I love it. Another George Graham result
Quite ironic that Palace’s famously homophobic centre back has “gay” in his name.
October 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Quite ironic that Palace’s famously homophobic centre back has “gay” in his name.
Think Edu might have signed up for LinkedIn premium this afternoon.
October 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Think Edu might have signed up for LinkedIn premium this afternoon.
This is the best thing I’ve read all year.
I think this is the weirdest story I've ever reported. www.londoncentric.media/p/terry-ball...
The snail farmer of London, his mafia friends, and a £20m vendetta against the taxman
Terry Ball runs elaborate mollusc-based tax avoidance schemes that are costing London councils millions of pounds. Yet when London Centric tracks him down, an even stranger story emerges.
www.londoncentric.media
October 18, 2025 at 9:46 AM
This is the best thing I’ve read all year.
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You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
See you down the front.
October 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
See you down the front.
Just seen a three year old in a Stone Island t-shirt at soft play. You have to say that is absolute class 👌🏻
September 21, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Just seen a three year old in a Stone Island t-shirt at soft play. You have to say that is absolute class 👌🏻
Ref cam looks like when you try to run Doom on a 386, nauseating
September 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Ref cam looks like when you try to run Doom on a 386, nauseating
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He is 28, until he turns 29. Thats how it works
September 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
He is 28, until he turns 29. Thats how it works
Let’s see if the FPL website will let this through as my team badge
September 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Let’s see if the FPL website will let this through as my team badge
Incredible FB group
August 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Incredible FB group
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From this week’s Beano.
August 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
From this week’s Beano.
Bet this ends being David O’Leary rendered totally inaudible by the Emirates’ Aiwa-powered PA
A little heads up that you will most definitely want to be in your seat by 5:20pm today…
August 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Bet this ends being David O’Leary rendered totally inaudible by the Emirates’ Aiwa-powered PA
If you’re not telling your line reports this afternoon to log off early and go to the pub, you are a nonce and a grass.
August 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If you’re not telling your line reports this afternoon to log off early and go to the pub, you are a nonce and a grass.
New name sorted for the lads’ group chat
August 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
New name sorted for the lads’ group chat
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Letter of the day (in the Times)
August 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Letter of the day (in the Times)
Another day, another passive aggressive fundraising email from the guy who now runs The Gooner
August 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Another day, another passive aggressive fundraising email from the guy who now runs The Gooner