Kids can keep whining for their breakfast for another half hour at least, I’ve got a lot to catch up on

GG is in many ways a bigger father figure than my own dad. I’d run though walls for that man. Don’t think anyone in existence has exemplified “firm but fair” like George (bungs excepted)

When I saw the email subject line and opening paragraph, I thought it was was the portent of genuinely traumatic news, like the land line ringing late at night. Hope getting it sorted isn’t too stressful

"Bomber Command's strategic bombing campaign of German cities was entirely justified, as it meant displaced and dead civilians couldn't contribute to war manufacturing, meaning more lives were saved as it hastened the end of the war”

They’ve still not approved the very edgy league name I’ve set up for local dad mates (“Dadgate”). Two tier justice at its worst, Khan must resign!!!!!

Three minutes. Game’s gone

Alfas are lovely, but as a busy working dealer I’d be prioritising build quality and an extensive service network