Conke
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“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.”
I think a large part of the problem re: Greenland is that republicans are probably referencing a Mercator Map.
January 13, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I think a large part of the problem re: Greenland is that republicans are probably referencing a Mercator Map.
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Seeing libertarians say “well if you don’t want to get shot by the secret police then don’t go outside” has been so enlightening
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Seeing libertarians say “well if you don’t want to get shot by the secret police then don’t go outside” has been so enlightening
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“ICE kills Good” is awfully on-the-nose.
January 7, 2026 at 10:17 PM
“ICE kills Good” is awfully on-the-nose.
I love telling my international friends to check the news like I’m living in Poland before the invasion.
January 7, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I love telling my international friends to check the news like I’m living in Poland before the invasion.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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If you have any info about the woman shot dead by ICE in Minneapolis today, text me via Signal at 202-510-1268. My DM is also open.
January 7, 2026 at 8:58 PM
If you have any info about the woman shot dead by ICE in Minneapolis today, text me via Signal at 202-510-1268. My DM is also open.
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This is my favorite GIF ever and definitely my most used.
a cartoon of a cookie dancing in front of a tv
Alt: a cartoon of a cookie dancing in front of a tv
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This is my favorite GIF ever and definitely my most used.
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I’m a White male, age 18-49.
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I’m a White male, age 18-49.
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Every time I make the mistake of visiting LinkedIn I am once again astonished by the fact that the site is effectively unusable
December 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Every time I make the mistake of visiting LinkedIn I am once again astonished by the fact that the site is effectively unusable
Gonna give $100 to the racist Cineeabone lady because it’s a cause I believe in.
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Gonna give $100 to the racist Cineeabone lady because it’s a cause I believe in.
I was kicked out of X(néeTwitter) for referencing the following Simpsons quote:
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I was kicked out of X(néeTwitter) for referencing the following Simpsons quote:
The face I make everytime I watch an episode of “I Love LA”
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The face I make everytime I watch an episode of “I Love LA”
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November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Happy International Men's Day. Here's the ultimate man, Charles Bronson. He wears Mandom.
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Happy International Men's Day. Here's the ultimate man, Charles Bronson. He wears Mandom.
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like share and retweet if this was your only point of reference for the gersh agency before the dasha thing
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
like share and retweet if this was your only point of reference for the gersh agency before the dasha thing