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woman walked past me on the street wearing a velvet jacket with a "ski-id" plastic hole at her armband

incredible fit, honestly
February 16, 2026 at 11:29 AM
i don't understand straight girls
sister called me into her room to show off the ring her valentine's date got her, and the one she got the date
both still in bed with flowers and chocolates etc.
made a joke about our dad not letting her have boys over and they both said "wait, we're not lesbians"
February 15, 2026 at 4:13 PM
im very out of the loop on this, but i just saw the logan paul wwe outfit and it regrettably goes hard as fuck
February 15, 2026 at 3:28 PM
the very publicised issues with prevent make me think that requiring teachers to report "at-risk" youth if they're suspected of a crime might be a bad system, but making being suspected of being queer a mandatory report is actually just fucked
The UK just proposed new school guidance that effectively bans even social transition for trans students (using a different name, pronoun or haircut). It implements a full bathroom ban while requiring mandatory outing of trans youth if a teacher suspects they are trans.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
'Vast majority' of parents should be involved if children question gender, schools told
School leaders welcome the "greater clarity" on how to handle the polarising issue for parents and pupils.
www.bbc.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
>brando sando is religious

hoid, taking the name "wit" on roshar, the storyteller, is a reference to whit, the storyteller, of focus in the family's "adventures in odyssey"
February 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
my weighing scales died as i was stepping onto it, so i got to experience the amazing feeling of "fuck am i that fat?"
February 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
they should remake fight club but with a cis woman who's kinda clocky, so the opening scenes can have her go to the tranny social group
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 PM
having hot friends means that every few days ill open this app and think "fuck i need to go to the gym"
February 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
work week is over, which means im getting into the bath and opening my phone to be really bitchy to all my friends and acquaintances
February 7, 2026 at 10:43 PM
she wu on my wei until i become inactive
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
trans physicist like "this is my bra, and this is my ket"
February 7, 2026 at 7:18 PM
because im a good person, im spending my morning cancelling someone else's credit card (found it on the ground on my way to work)
February 7, 2026 at 11:47 AM
im goated at sales
"how's the chicken?"
"not great"
"ill get the chicken"
February 6, 2026 at 3:27 PM
so, a tranny walks into a bar...
February 6, 2026 at 12:14 PM
a sign of the times, sad
January 31, 2026 at 11:25 PM
after tying her victim down, she preened over it, grinning ear to ear, sat back and began to speak
"nothing makes sartha thrace feel good the way being saddled up in the cockpit of a huge mech suit does..."
January 31, 2026 at 8:25 PM
do aphantasiacs suffering from ocd experience a lesser degree of symptoms than an average sufferer?
January 31, 2026 at 10:40 AM
she's a 2/10 and her toxic trait is believing to her core that she can still cartwheel
January 30, 2026 at 9:38 PM
everytime i check my phone its so called "friends" being mean to me

my delicate heart aches :(

ilyall
January 26, 2026 at 4:38 PM
signing on to join ice and doing ethical altruism to fund with my 205k a year
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 PM
low stake conspiracy that the reason tuffnut is depicted as simple is to make "but not the toughest" jokes less likely

because, like, who's gonna make challenging wank jokes about the mentally handicapped?
January 24, 2026 at 3:55 PM
i keep confusing "alphaville"'s "big in japan" with "men without hat"'s "safety dance"
January 22, 2026 at 9:37 PM
iamb has a trochaic metre

and trochee...
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 PM
celebrating losing winter weight with a nude
January 21, 2026 at 12:27 AM
chud son or femcel daughter
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 PM