my parents had to do the middle class equivalent of this, which was applying, on my behalf, to every secondary school in dublin the day they got married (several years before i was born)

i dread the first murder caused by this policy

the weighing scales ombudsman is gonna love reading your letter

ye, no, that's totally fair, i forgot about the tumblr post drama

there has to be *something* that you're not into

i have my suspicions

a regrettably incredible bit

this sounds funny but it literally happened to me