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Commander Sterling
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Stephanie Sterling. A Transfem She/Them Polyantagonist. Writer for Vampire Survivors, Date Everything, & Quantum Witch. Also a pro wrestler. Currently accepting writing gigs for cool games by cool people.
Thank you 😊
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Yup, Barry’s my baby! I’ve been so happy that people found him such a sweet boy.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Microsoft is a crater of filth ruled by cruel imbeciles who don’t understand basic facts about the industries they hungrily exploit.

Its executives are *deeply* stupid people who mistake their predatory ruthlessness for savvy. If they all melted in hot slag tomorrow, the world wouldn’t be worse.
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The “gloomp” as it fires is great. One of those satisfying feelgood sounds for me.
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I would just like to remind everyone of a very telling and substantial report of Rockstar's abuse and disregard for workers that came out...... 6 YEARS AGO youtu.be/4xTDVlNGKng?...
Fear & Fury: How The Rockstar Sausage Is Made (The Jimquisition)
YouTube video by Stephanie Sterling
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November 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
No matter how insulting my words, I cannot express the full scale of my disgust for the gaggle of incompetent wishful thinkers who have dedicated themselves to the ruin of an entire medium by way of their horrific leadership.

It is a comprehensive disgust. A disgust of overwhelming depth.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It’s endlessly frustrating to see some of the dumbest motherfuckers alive in charge of the industry. Utter fantasists who invest in a new Springfield Monorail every day and lay off hundreds of people to pay for their stupidity.

For a bunch of con artists, game execs are such fucking marks.
November 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Since mine got long I’m always twirling or playing with it, and yeah it’s very much a comfort thing. If I were thinking about sex, the relevant parties would be notified in very clear terms.
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I never liked the ones from that line but I have this weird dislike for multi-headed designs anyway. I also found the faces to be on the creepy side of dopey.

However, I can see exactly why the longlad would specifically appeal, and it is the best of the line.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
All fair questions tbh. Also same.
November 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Congratulations 💛💛💛
November 4, 2025 at 10:44 AM
It’s so true. For me it was getting my first vacuum cleaner.
November 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM