Commander Sterling
@commandersterling.bsky.social
Stephanie Sterling. A Transfem She/Them Polyantagonist. Writer for Vampire Survivors, Date Everything, & Quantum Witch. Also a pro wrestler. Currently accepting writing gigs for cool games by cool people.
It’s humbling that @dateeverything.bsky.social’s Barry Styles has regularly been called the best portrayal of neurodivergence in any piece of media by players discussing him.
He’s made players cry, and made them feel understood or helped them understand.
I’ll forever be proud of that.
He’s made players cry, and made them feel understood or helped them understand.
I’ll forever be proud of that.
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It’s humbling that @dateeverything.bsky.social’s Barry Styles has regularly been called the best portrayal of neurodivergence in any piece of media by players discussing him.
He’s made players cry, and made them feel understood or helped them understand.
I’ll forever be proud of that.
He’s made players cry, and made them feel understood or helped them understand.
I’ll forever be proud of that.
I have a pet Octorok now. This is important news.
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I have a pet Octorok now. This is important news.
Lickitung is a top notch Pokémon. I offer the following arguments in its favor:
Cutelord.
Weirdo Wobbler.
Pinkboy.
Beady-eyed Dumb Dumb.
Soft Pudgemeister.
Squirmsome Squidgetail.
Slobberblob.
Iguanadigits.
Long Slurper.
I do not like Lickilicky. It is too busy for me. I’m all-in on Lickitung.
Cutelord.
Weirdo Wobbler.
Pinkboy.
Beady-eyed Dumb Dumb.
Soft Pudgemeister.
Squirmsome Squidgetail.
Slobberblob.
Iguanadigits.
Long Slurper.
I do not like Lickilicky. It is too busy for me. I’m all-in on Lickitung.
November 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Lickitung is a top notch Pokémon. I offer the following arguments in its favor:
Cutelord.
Weirdo Wobbler.
Pinkboy.
Beady-eyed Dumb Dumb.
Soft Pudgemeister.
Squirmsome Squidgetail.
Slobberblob.
Iguanadigits.
Long Slurper.
I do not like Lickilicky. It is too busy for me. I’m all-in on Lickitung.
Cutelord.
Weirdo Wobbler.
Pinkboy.
Beady-eyed Dumb Dumb.
Soft Pudgemeister.
Squirmsome Squidgetail.
Slobberblob.
Iguanadigits.
Long Slurper.
I do not like Lickilicky. It is too busy for me. I’m all-in on Lickitung.
“8 FOOT CLEARANCE” is probably my favorite background visual gag in a game.
November 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“8 FOOT CLEARANCE” is probably my favorite background visual gag in a game.
I reviewed the excellent Ball x Pit. Block breaking Survivors-style action with pinball city building thrown in for good measure? It's like they made a game just for me.
Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/ball-x-...
Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/ball-x-...
October 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I reviewed the excellent Ball x Pit. Block breaking Survivors-style action with pinball city building thrown in for good measure? It's like they made a game just for me.
Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/ball-x-...
Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/ball-x-...
The Commander is present and correct! #YesCommander
October 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The Commander is present and correct! #YesCommander
This Sunday!
Your Commander returns to Manchester with Pinfall Wrestling! It’s always a great time at these shows, so if y’all are in town on the 26th, I highly recommend coming for a good ol’ REJOICE! #YesCommander
Your Commander returns to Manchester with Pinfall Wrestling! It’s always a great time at these shows, so if y’all are in town on the 26th, I highly recommend coming for a good ol’ REJOICE! #YesCommander
October 24, 2025 at 10:04 AM
This Sunday!
Your Commander returns to Manchester with Pinfall Wrestling! It’s always a great time at these shows, so if y’all are in town on the 26th, I highly recommend coming for a good ol’ REJOICE! #YesCommander
Your Commander returns to Manchester with Pinfall Wrestling! It’s always a great time at these shows, so if y’all are in town on the 26th, I highly recommend coming for a good ol’ REJOICE! #YesCommander
The Emissary of Enmity prepares for the Starfall elbow drop, which she totally nailed because Succubus definitely didn’t roll out of the way and nobody can prove otherwise. #YesCommander
(Photo: Nebula Wrestling)
(Photo: Nebula Wrestling)
October 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The Emissary of Enmity prepares for the Starfall elbow drop, which she totally nailed because Succubus definitely didn’t roll out of the way and nobody can prove otherwise. #YesCommander
(Photo: Nebula Wrestling)
(Photo: Nebula Wrestling)
“Call me Commander!”
Commander Sterling faces down an unflinching Succubus for the first time in her Nebula Wrestling debut. #YesCommander
Commander Sterling faces down an unflinching Succubus for the first time in her Nebula Wrestling debut. #YesCommander
October 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Call me Commander!”
Commander Sterling faces down an unflinching Succubus for the first time in her Nebula Wrestling debut. #YesCommander
Commander Sterling faces down an unflinching Succubus for the first time in her Nebula Wrestling debut. #YesCommander
I finally tracked down a copy of the Norse mythology book I had as a child. I loved this thing back in the day, and the illustrations and stuff are still really damn good!
I’m very pleased 😊.
I’m very pleased 😊.
October 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I finally tracked down a copy of the Norse mythology book I had as a child. I loved this thing back in the day, and the illustrations and stuff are still really damn good!
I’m very pleased 😊.
I’m very pleased 😊.
Full ensemble.
October 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Full ensemble.
Ready for my Nebula Wrestling debut and not nervous at all!
October 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Ready for my Nebula Wrestling debut and not nervous at all!
Me: Pokémon as a series is archaic in ways that aren’t excusable for such a huge franchise and it deserves a lot more criticism for its complacency and long-term flaws.
Game Freak: Have an Ekans, you bitch.
Me: I am a bitch.
Game Freak: Have an Ekans, you bitch.
Me: I am a bitch.
October 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Me: Pokémon as a series is archaic in ways that aren’t excusable for such a huge franchise and it deserves a lot more criticism for its complacency and long-term flaws.
Game Freak: Have an Ekans, you bitch.
Me: I am a bitch.
Game Freak: Have an Ekans, you bitch.
Me: I am a bitch.
Speaking with a restoration expert about my poor beautiful pinball table that the removal men broke in front of my horrified eyes.
Luckily, he says it’s a simple replacement job. It was already a refurb and should have had nicer glass than this, which it’ll now be getting. I am relieved.
Luckily, he says it’s a simple replacement job. It was already a refurb and should have had nicer glass than this, which it’ll now be getting. I am relieved.
October 15, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Speaking with a restoration expert about my poor beautiful pinball table that the removal men broke in front of my horrified eyes.
Luckily, he says it’s a simple replacement job. It was already a refurb and should have had nicer glass than this, which it’ll now be getting. I am relieved.
Luckily, he says it’s a simple replacement job. It was already a refurb and should have had nicer glass than this, which it’ll now be getting. I am relieved.
This Saturday!
A Demon Queen meets a Queen of the Space Age when Succubus collides with Commander Sterling.
Nottingham shall REJOICE when the Polyantagonist debuts at Nebula Wrestling.
I have a feeling this is gonna be one of those nights. #YesCommander
A Demon Queen meets a Queen of the Space Age when Succubus collides with Commander Sterling.
Nottingham shall REJOICE when the Polyantagonist debuts at Nebula Wrestling.
I have a feeling this is gonna be one of those nights. #YesCommander
October 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
This Saturday!
A Demon Queen meets a Queen of the Space Age when Succubus collides with Commander Sterling.
Nottingham shall REJOICE when the Polyantagonist debuts at Nebula Wrestling.
I have a feeling this is gonna be one of those nights. #YesCommander
A Demon Queen meets a Queen of the Space Age when Succubus collides with Commander Sterling.
Nottingham shall REJOICE when the Polyantagonist debuts at Nebula Wrestling.
I have a feeling this is gonna be one of those nights. #YesCommander
I did a little bit of voice acting for Oddworld: Soulstorm a few years back. Today I received this from the team. It is absolutely gorgeous.
October 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I did a little bit of voice acting for Oddworld: Soulstorm a few years back. Today I received this from the team. It is absolutely gorgeous.
The way I see the world is fine.
October 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The way I see the world is fine.
Nottingham, REJOICE! For the first time in years, Commander Sterling returns to Nottingham in her glorious resplendence! Behold the Polyantagonist on October 18th when she comes to Nebula Wrestling!
Ticket deets: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/nebula-wre...
#YesCommander
Ticket deets: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/nebula-wre...
#YesCommander
October 3, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Nottingham, REJOICE! For the first time in years, Commander Sterling returns to Nottingham in her glorious resplendence! Behold the Polyantagonist on October 18th when she comes to Nebula Wrestling!
Ticket deets: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/nebula-wre...
#YesCommander
Ticket deets: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/nebula-wre...
#YesCommander
My hoodie is also a bat.
The sleeves have little plush hooks on the side like bat claws.
I love my hoodie that’s also a bat.
The sleeves have little plush hooks on the side like bat claws.
I love my hoodie that’s also a bat.
October 2, 2025 at 10:21 AM
My hoodie is also a bat.
The sleeves have little plush hooks on the side like bat claws.
I love my hoodie that’s also a bat.
The sleeves have little plush hooks on the side like bat claws.
I love my hoodie that’s also a bat.
Funnily enough, today was a choice between the ghosts and these ones 😁.
October 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Funnily enough, today was a choice between the ghosts and these ones 😁.
Spooky legs!
October 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Spooky legs!
Your Commander returns to Manchester on October 26th with Pinfall Wrestling.
For our Halloween show, I shall be dressed spookily and I shall come out to the Trap Door theme tune. These two things I pledge!
For our Halloween show, I shall be dressed spookily and I shall come out to the Trap Door theme tune. These two things I pledge!
September 29, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Your Commander returns to Manchester on October 26th with Pinfall Wrestling.
For our Halloween show, I shall be dressed spookily and I shall come out to the Trap Door theme tune. These two things I pledge!
For our Halloween show, I shall be dressed spookily and I shall come out to the Trap Door theme tune. These two things I pledge!
I think we can all agree that Zazz is Sonic’s answer to Waluigi, right?
Also, the Deadly Six are criminally underused and the full group deserves a comeback.
Also, the Deadly Six are criminally underused and the full group deserves a comeback.
September 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I think we can all agree that Zazz is Sonic’s answer to Waluigi, right?
Also, the Deadly Six are criminally underused and the full group deserves a comeback.
Also, the Deadly Six are criminally underused and the full group deserves a comeback.
A picture of someone commissioned to write two books while working two game gigs but keeps losing precious hours to Balatro.
September 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
A picture of someone commissioned to write two books while working two game gigs but keeps losing precious hours to Balatro.
A Happy Meal toy from the 90s next to the highest quality Happy Meal toy I’ve *ever* seen my partner’s kids get (usually they’re just cardboard cutouts).
On the left - multiple colored parts, decent paint job, and it winds up.
On the right - evidence that capitalism is robbing today’s kids.
On the left - multiple colored parts, decent paint job, and it winds up.
On the right - evidence that capitalism is robbing today’s kids.
September 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
A Happy Meal toy from the 90s next to the highest quality Happy Meal toy I’ve *ever* seen my partner’s kids get (usually they’re just cardboard cutouts).
On the left - multiple colored parts, decent paint job, and it winds up.
On the right - evidence that capitalism is robbing today’s kids.
On the left - multiple colored parts, decent paint job, and it winds up.
On the right - evidence that capitalism is robbing today’s kids.