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Couchman
@comfycouchman.bsky.social
Model painter, tabletop gamer, and all around nerd. Most comfortable of all superheroes!
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Hello! I'm Couchman (he/him), and I paint models! Mostly 40k these days from a number of different factions, but occasionally I do some other stuff!

Other interests: TTRPGs (D&D foremost), board & card games, comics, and art!
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and if you can’t run on that then for fuck’s sake get out of the way and let someone run who can
The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.

Run on *that*
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Anyone sick of me posting the job blob yet?
The employment search is still ongoing and... it really makes me worried. This feels like the only thing I can do other than continuing to send applications out into the wild.
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Finished up the incursors! As much as I want to finish my Deathwatch stuff before the end of the year... I might do a couple of ork repaints first. #Warhammer40k #Warhammer #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer #Deathwatch
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Come on, Job Blob, do your thing!
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Gender-affirming care saves lives
1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.

It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.

It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.

Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I know it's called the employment jelly, but I wanna call it the "job blob."
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Got a third of these lads done, along with bases for all of them. #Warhammer40k #Warhammer #PaintingWarhammer #WarhammerCommunity #WIP #Deathwatch
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Finished up the first 2 lads in this unit. 3 more to go. #Warhammer40k #Warhammer #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer #WIP #Deathwatch
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Stressed. Frustrated. Depressed. But not giving up.

God I could use a hug though. And some pie.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
New day, new opportunity to invoke the power of images.
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Use only one art piece to convince people to follow you!
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Got some more done on these lads. The mine is all finished. I gotta work out chapters for these guys now... #Deathwatch #Warhammer40k #Warhammer #PaintingWarhammer #WarhammerCommunity #WIP
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Another day, another employment jelly.
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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The Kleptocracy…
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Looted Knight WIP 3!

Needs more loot'n!

#orks #orks40k #waaagh #lootedknight
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.

Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Trump Wrongly Indicted Me, I’ll Rightly Impeach Him | Kat Abughazaleh Speaks at Lincoln Memorial
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Come on employment jelly, do your thing!
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Ugh. Been struggling to stay awake the past 2 days. In the brief periods where I've been conscious, I started working on these incursors for my #Deathwatch. #Warhammer40k #Warhammer #PaintingWarhammer #WarhammerCommunity #WIP
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Just gonna keep reposting this until I get a new job. Doesn't even have to be a job I love. Just need to start making money again.
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM