Colton Kyle
@coltonspkyle.bsky.social
The children yearn for the Captain Canuck and Captain Newfoundland crossover TV special.
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The children yearn for the Captain Canuck and Captain Newfoundland crossover TV special.
Fuck Smith, Moe, and any politician that continue to throw Trans people under the bus for cheap political points.
A new study reveals that gender-affirming care for transgender kids and young adults likely lowers rates of suicidality among those populations. The study found that suicide rates among all the youth who were studied dropped by over 67%.
New Study: Gender-Affirming Care Dramatically Lowers Suicide Risk for Trans Kids
Twenty-seven states in the US ban gender-affirming treatments for trans youth, including hormone therapy.
truthout.org
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Fuck Smith, Moe, and any politician that continue to throw Trans people under the bus for cheap political points.
If she isn't actually an alien in Burgonia I'm going to be pissed.
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If she isn't actually an alien in Burgonia I'm going to be pissed.
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Fuck normalizing hateful politics and fuck playing nice for access.
This isn’t a game!
This isn’t a game!
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Fuck normalizing hateful politics and fuck playing nice for access.
This isn’t a game!
This isn’t a game!
If Trump really is a fascist then this meeting with Mamdani was either Mamdani bending the knee for political favour or it was all a PR stunt because everyone knows you can't work with a fascist. It's weird to see everyone think Trump has been defeated when all you see is that politicians will
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM
If Trump really is a fascist then this meeting with Mamdani was either Mamdani bending the knee for political favour or it was all a PR stunt because everyone knows you can't work with a fascist. It's weird to see everyone think Trump has been defeated when all you see is that politicians will
Damn I really had her down to not support the budget. Help Yves Francois-Blanchet you're my only hope.
BREAKING: Green Party Leader Elizabeth has confirmed that, due to the assurances she received from the prime minister regarding Canada's climate targets during QP today, she WILL support the budget.
The Liberals only need one more "yes" vote to avoid an election.
The Liberals only need one more "yes" vote to avoid an election.
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Damn I really had her down to not support the budget. Help Yves Francois-Blanchet you're my only hope.
If I had a nickel for every time one of my father's girlfriends brought up the Big Bang within 72 hours of me meeting them Id have two nickels which isn't a lot of nickels but it's strange that it's happened twice
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
If I had a nickel for every time one of my father's girlfriends brought up the Big Bang within 72 hours of me meeting them Id have two nickels which isn't a lot of nickels but it's strange that it's happened twice
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high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
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WINTER SOCK DRIVE KICKING OFF
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
WINTER SOCK DRIVE KICKING OFF
I remember when it didn't rain in November
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I remember when it didn't rain in November
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I know she orchestrated this. I just can't prove it.
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I know she orchestrated this. I just can't prove it.
Good now I can stop seeing content for a mayoral race from a city in a different country than me.
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Good now I can stop seeing content for a mayoral race from a city in a different country than me.
They should make a follow up for Quest of Fire before Ron Perlman dies. That's the only legacy sequel I want.
November 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
They should make a follow up for Quest of Fire before Ron Perlman dies. That's the only legacy sequel I want.
Now that I have dabbled in playing music I have a far greater appreciation for long ass solos played at high speed.
November 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Now that I have dabbled in playing music I have a far greater appreciation for long ass solos played at high speed.
You mean all those articles and op-eds over the past year talking about conscription were in fact a soft launch of the idea to the public because there is no other way to achieve those numbers. I'm shocked. Shocked.
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You mean all those articles and op-eds over the past year talking about conscription were in fact a soft launch of the idea to the public because there is no other way to achieve those numbers. I'm shocked. Shocked.
Sweetie wake up 150 new Michaels just dropped
Angus: Canada is reconsidering that relationship with China. Why? Because we can no longer trust the US.
And we know that we have 150, maybe more, Canadians in custody at ICE detention centers. We had two Canadians under Chinese custody and it caused a huge outcry. We now have over 150 in the US.
And we know that we have 150, maybe more, Canadians in custody at ICE detention centers. We had two Canadians under Chinese custody and it caused a huge outcry. We now have over 150 in the US.
October 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sweetie wake up 150 new Michaels just dropped
These will be internment camps. These will be work camps. If the worst comes to pass these will be death camps.
The Department of Homeland Security is funneling $10 billion through the Navy to help facilitate the construction of a sprawling network of migrant detention centers across the US in an arrangement aimed at getting the centers built faster. https://cnn.it/4oDFP9W
October 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
These will be internment camps. These will be work camps. If the worst comes to pass these will be death camps.
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the pee tapes are stored in the epstein ballroom
October 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
the pee tapes are stored in the epstein ballroom
Nothing like literally waking up screaming from a nightmare like I'm a child in a bad movie.
October 24, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Nothing like literally waking up screaming from a nightmare like I'm a child in a bad movie.
Everyday I wonder if it's bluster but then I remember they are literally already killing people unilaterally. Then I fear if it'll happen to Mexicans next, or Canadians. Or anyone his addled brain decides he wants to call drug smugglers.
Trump: "I don't think we're necessarily going to ask for a declaration of war, I think we're just gonna kill people that are bringing drugs into our country. We're going to kill them. They're going to be, like dead."
October 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Everyday I wonder if it's bluster but then I remember they are literally already killing people unilaterally. Then I fear if it'll happen to Mexicans next, or Canadians. Or anyone his addled brain decides he wants to call drug smugglers.
Much like I don't care about the Prime Ministers home being unliveable I don't really care for the whitehouse. That said it sure is emblematic of this administration where they want to destroy every public good and service to remake it in their gilded image.
a live look this morning at the demolished East Wing of the White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Much like I don't care about the Prime Ministers home being unliveable I don't really care for the whitehouse. That said it sure is emblematic of this administration where they want to destroy every public good and service to remake it in their gilded image.