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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz.
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“Fuck off” - Brian Clough, 1991

“Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025

“Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025
Nah, Bolton has a larger military occupation.
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Just like Basra. But without the weather.
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
No shit, Sherlock.

Also, Miss Nantwich is a driver’s ambition, not a beauty contest. Jimmy Greaves would win it, never mind Beau
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Miss Crewe 1992, in other words….?
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Freddo - very popular when younger, but now much smaller and more expensive now you’re older
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A Revels - a night of bedroom gymnastics that is in equal measure smooth, crunchy, tangy and tasting like shit depending on the moment
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I can’t have been the only one to pick up Roger’s Profanisauris to see if was already an entry.

It’s probably a season where you don’t come for ages, but suddenly it happens twice in quick succession…
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“Get down, Shep! Oh, sorry, I suppose I’ve got to call you They/Thep these days, don’t I? You know, COS OF WOKE THESE DAYS EH? EH?”
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
RED?!?!?!
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
“Single mindedness” = “biased”
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Never tell me shit like this has run its course. Shit like this will never not be funny until Jimmy Fallon gets hold of it.
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The “The” should be ignored.

The only time The “The” should not be ignored is for The The.

Solo artists - surname/first name. That way, Loudon and Rufus stay together
Bands named after people - first name/surname
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
When you said our winters are on fire with our crosses, this isn’t what you meant…
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
And now, the piece de resistance. The fella’s reaction says it all #bwfc
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
One screen half off, as if it’s been smacked by a stray Xbox controller.

First the brown “for Macron Stadium follow M61” sign remains, now this. Never had this under Tobias Phoenix #bwfc
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM