The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz.
@colonelnutz.bsky.social
“Fuck off” - Brian Clough, 1991
“Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025
“Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025
“Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025
“Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025
Nah, Bolton has a larger military occupation.
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Nah, Bolton has a larger military occupation.
Just like Basra. But without the weather.
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Just like Basra. But without the weather.
No shit, Sherlock.
Also, Miss Nantwich is a driver’s ambition, not a beauty contest. Jimmy Greaves would win it, never mind Beau
Also, Miss Nantwich is a driver’s ambition, not a beauty contest. Jimmy Greaves would win it, never mind Beau
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
No shit, Sherlock.
Also, Miss Nantwich is a driver’s ambition, not a beauty contest. Jimmy Greaves would win it, never mind Beau
Also, Miss Nantwich is a driver’s ambition, not a beauty contest. Jimmy Greaves would win it, never mind Beau
Miss Crewe 1992, in other words….?
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Miss Crewe 1992, in other words….?
Freddo - very popular when younger, but now much smaller and more expensive now you’re older
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Freddo - very popular when younger, but now much smaller and more expensive now you’re older
A Revels - a night of bedroom gymnastics that is in equal measure smooth, crunchy, tangy and tasting like shit depending on the moment
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A Revels - a night of bedroom gymnastics that is in equal measure smooth, crunchy, tangy and tasting like shit depending on the moment
I can’t have been the only one to pick up Roger’s Profanisauris to see if was already an entry.
It’s probably a season where you don’t come for ages, but suddenly it happens twice in quick succession…
It’s probably a season where you don’t come for ages, but suddenly it happens twice in quick succession…
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I can’t have been the only one to pick up Roger’s Profanisauris to see if was already an entry.
It’s probably a season where you don’t come for ages, but suddenly it happens twice in quick succession…
It’s probably a season where you don’t come for ages, but suddenly it happens twice in quick succession…
“Get down, Shep! Oh, sorry, I suppose I’ve got to call you They/Thep these days, don’t I? You know, COS OF WOKE THESE DAYS EH? EH?”
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
“Get down, Shep! Oh, sorry, I suppose I’ve got to call you They/Thep these days, don’t I? You know, COS OF WOKE THESE DAYS EH? EH?”
RED?!?!?!
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
RED?!?!?!
“Single mindedness” = “biased”
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“Single mindedness” = “biased”
Never tell me shit like this has run its course. Shit like this will never not be funny until Jimmy Fallon gets hold of it.
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Never tell me shit like this has run its course. Shit like this will never not be funny until Jimmy Fallon gets hold of it.
The “The” should be ignored.
The only time The “The” should not be ignored is for The The.
Solo artists - surname/first name. That way, Loudon and Rufus stay together
Bands named after people - first name/surname
The only time The “The” should not be ignored is for The The.
Solo artists - surname/first name. That way, Loudon and Rufus stay together
Bands named after people - first name/surname
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The “The” should be ignored.
The only time The “The” should not be ignored is for The The.
Solo artists - surname/first name. That way, Loudon and Rufus stay together
Bands named after people - first name/surname
The only time The “The” should not be ignored is for The The.
Solo artists - surname/first name. That way, Loudon and Rufus stay together
Bands named after people - first name/surname
When you said our winters are on fire with our crosses, this isn’t what you meant…
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
When you said our winters are on fire with our crosses, this isn’t what you meant…
One screen half off, as if it’s been smacked by a stray Xbox controller.
First the brown “for Macron Stadium follow M61” sign remains, now this. Never had this under Tobias Phoenix #bwfc
First the brown “for Macron Stadium follow M61” sign remains, now this. Never had this under Tobias Phoenix #bwfc
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
One screen half off, as if it’s been smacked by a stray Xbox controller.
First the brown “for Macron Stadium follow M61” sign remains, now this. Never had this under Tobias Phoenix #bwfc
First the brown “for Macron Stadium follow M61” sign remains, now this. Never had this under Tobias Phoenix #bwfc