The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz.
@colonelnutz.bsky.social
“Fuck off” - Brian Clough, 1991
“Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025
“Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025
“Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025
“Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025
RED?!?!?!
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
RED?!?!?!
Some absolute crackers from this weekend, but this is one for the ages. A true legend of its genre.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Some absolute crackers from this weekend, but this is one for the ages. A true legend of its genre.
“Sir, a second humanitarian disaster has hit New York…. No, worse than that…Corden and Fallon”
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“Sir, a second humanitarian disaster has hit New York…. No, worse than that…Corden and Fallon”
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD I must get tickets to the MK Bowl, I must I must I must
November 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD I must get tickets to the MK Bowl, I must I must I must
I have hit 50 today
November 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I have hit 50 today
I am 50 years old tomorrow.
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I am 50 years old tomorrow.
As we didn’t go up for the #bwfc match today, The Boy decided to go and follow his local non league team in the FA Cup today. His last Bolton match was a 3-0 defeat at Burton.
How’s he getting on toda-ah….
How’s he getting on toda-ah….
November 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
As we didn’t go up for the #bwfc match today, The Boy decided to go and follow his local non league team in the FA Cup today. His last Bolton match was a 3-0 defeat at Burton.
How’s he getting on toda-ah….
How’s he getting on toda-ah….
Looks like he was spawned by Boomhauer from King Of The Hill
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Looks like he was spawned by Boomhauer from King Of The Hill
Used a football free Sunday morning to wash the boy’s team’s training bibs and making them smell nice for the next training session.
October 26, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Used a football free Sunday morning to wash the boy’s team’s training bibs and making them smell nice for the next training session.
Worra view from my hotel room window
October 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Worra view from my hotel room window
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
Auntie Pam sending her Christmas message with the caption “spending it with this one”
October 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Auntie Pam sending her Christmas message with the caption “spending it with this one”
Just seen a BSL signer apart in the bottom corner of an advert.
Which begs for this advert to make a comeback:
Which begs for this advert to make a comeback:
October 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Just seen a BSL signer apart in the bottom corner of an advert.
Which begs for this advert to make a comeback:
Which begs for this advert to make a comeback:
