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BurnedRetinas
@colonelfancy.bsky.social
Illustrator, video game historian, hack comic writer.
Basic commissions open: $10-$15

Channel:
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🚨RETRO REBOOT🚨
Releasing at the tail end of the sprite-based era of fighting games, Marvel vs Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes represented an era of fighting games with its tag-based madness.

Read more in this week's editorial.
#GAMING #RETROGAMING

gamefixshow.com/retro-reboot...
RETRO REBOOT | Marvel vs Capcom 2: New Age Of Heroes (Arcade) | Game Fix Show
Completely unbalanced entertainment
gamefixshow.com
The death of retro game discussion on social media (preferably Facebook) is trying to spin positive about Shaq-Fu.

I like my fair share of garbage, but just admit you enjoy trash, rather than spinning revisionist history.
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Now this is funny
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Stellar Blade sequel in the works.

I'm glad SHIFT Up came out of nowhere with a hit. Though I found the game rather middling with some repetitive stage design and boring story, there's definitely room for improvement.

gamefixshow.com/stellar-blad...
'Stellar Blade' Developer Shift Up Gearing For A Sequel, Aiming For A Multiplatform Release | Game Fix Show
Staff is recruiting more team members
gamefixshow.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
TMNT has been pulled into many creative strategy changes, start-and-stop reboots, it's honestly hard to care.

gamefixshow.com/paramount-sc...
Paramount Scraps Current Plans For Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Last Ronin Movie | Game Fix Show
Shifts focus on a new live action film
gamefixshow.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Del Bel Belluz is sent back down again.
Because of course.

I like Gauncer. But it's becoming this team's mantra:
"Dean doesn't wanna play the youngsters? Bring in more older guys!"
#NHL #CBJ
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
So the Blue Jackets have two good lines. They really do need another playmaking forward.
Sean Monahan's been a solid, dependable hand for the club. And Charlie Coyle's aight.

But KJ has regressed, and that's leaving a gap in someone who can set up shooters.
#LeafsForever #CBJ #NHL
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
🚨RETRO REBOOT🚨
Releasing at the tail end of the sprite-based era of fighting games, Marvel vs Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes represented an era of fighting games with its tag-based madness.

Read more in this week's editorial.
#GAMING #RETROGAMING

gamefixshow.com/retro-reboot...
RETRO REBOOT | Marvel vs Capcom 2: New Age Of Heroes (Arcade) | Game Fix Show
Completely unbalanced entertainment
gamefixshow.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
FIRST IMAGES of Benjamin Evan Ainsworth and Bo Bragason in character for The Legend of Zelda movie.

It's only a few images, but it's promising, just going on the optics.
#Nintendo #gaming
gamefixshow.com/the-legend-o...
The Legend Of Zelda Movie Confirmed To Be Filming Now | Game Fix Show
World gets first look at the performers in costume
gamefixshow.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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The attract loop for Amok, a Sega Saturn mech blast 'em up from 1996.

Developed by Lemon, published by Scavenger, and with music by Jesper Kyd.

This is a pretty damn cool game that uses voxels for its graphics rather than polygons, giving it a look that I more associate with Novalogic sims.
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Myles Mackenzie is certainly eye rolling, no question about that.

I never needed a Metroid game to be quippy, but the Beyond still looks amazing
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The end of an era.
Back when I started my channel, this whacky DVD shelf I bought from Target served me well.

Via con dios, old friend. It's been a journey.
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Been rewatching C.O.P.S. (or CyberCOPS). As a kid, it was decent enough.

Boy, it hasn't withstood the test of time. Fun cast of characters, but it's very shallow and lacks substance. The stiff animation is also quite distracting. Alright for background noise.
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Genshin Impact:

Started playing | 1-4-2023
1st Limited | Yelan
1st Main | Dehya
Current Main | Clorinde
Want to Have | Cyno
Rerun Most Wanted | Albedo
Comfort Character | Yunjin
Char Rarely Used | Yoimiya
Top DPS | Eula
Top Support | Dori
doing this as someone who hasnt regularly played since inazuma came out ♡

1st Limited: albedo
1st main: kaeya
Current Main: was xiao
Want to have: n/a
Most rerun wanted: n/a
Comfort char: kaveh
Char rarely used: all of them
Top 1 DPS: xiao
Top 1 support: i forgor
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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We have a new episode of the Power Hour as we talk Halo coming to PlayStation & its TikTok’s fault, Microsoft hardware rumors, Master Chief Trump, Nintendo’s Palworld loss, Karl Jobst responds, your Patreon questions & more!

Up now on YouTube, Apple & Podbean, links below 👇
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Reposted by BurnedRetinas
We have a new episode of the Power Hour as we talk Halo coming to PlayStation & its TikTok’s fault, Microsoft hardware rumors, Master Chief Trump, Nintendo’s Palworld loss, Karl Jobst responds, your Patreon questions & more!

Up now on YouTube, Apple & Podbean, links below 👇
November 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
🕹RETRO REBOOT🕹

This week's game review over at GameFixShow.com it's Marvel vs Capcom. Presentation and gameplay-wise, my personal favorite of the vs game series.

#retrogaming

gamefixshow.com/retro-reboot...
RETRO REBOOT | Marvel vs Capcom: Clash Of Superheroes (Arcade/Sega Dreamcast) | Game Fix Show
Sprite-based tag team enjoyment
gamefixshow.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Dean Evason put Charlie Coyle out there in OT...
Mans put Charlie Coyle out there in OT.
He's not Torts

He's Alain Vigneault

Good for Jack Roslovic.
#LetsGoOilers #CBJ #NHL
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I already don't have any interest in GTA VI. Union busting is only ensuring I never buy stuff from them again.

Not that I did in the first place.

gamefixshow.com/grand-theft-...
Grand Theft Auto VI Delayed Again, As Rockstar Lays Off Employees | Game Fix Show
Firings may be union-busting efforts on Rockstar's part
gamefixshow.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Jackets, by all counts, blew this.

That trip couldn't have come at a worse time for Chinakov.

Quinn Hughes is awesome

Reffing has been awful around the league.

Marchenko does everything. Jackets' overall offensive schemes are putrid
#Canucks #CBJ
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Okay, Hughes nixxed Marchy's clear attempt.

But why in the hell is Provorov chasing the puck, instead of leaving Fantilli out to dry on Myers' drive?

8.5 million.
#Canucks    #CBJ   #NHL
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This game has gotten so petulant, somewhere, JT Miller sneezes.

#Canucks #CBJ #NHL
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The Jedi was a failing system, yeah. But Anakin was on the decline without their [lack of] guidance
Fuck it, Star Wars discourse grenade: saying the Jedi failed Anakin and didn't give him all the support he needed to stay good and so really it's their fault is basically the same two-step the media does when every white teen boy school shooter was clearly a troubled soul who needed understanding.
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Thanks, @joypadlad.bsky.social

These Chrono Trigger magnets look great. We stan this game in our household
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The Jackets have energized this game so strongly, Steve and Jody are recapping the Dodgers/Blue Jays game 7.

Evason hockey!!!
#Flames    #CBJ   #NHL
November 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM