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BurnedRetinas
@colonelfancy.bsky.social
Illustrator, video game historian, hack comic writer.
Basic commissions open: $10-$15

Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKasocH5Wje6YYtuAAYxbpw
DeviantArt:
https://www.deviantart.com/colonelfancy
The death of retro game discussion on social media (preferably Facebook) is trying to spin positive about Shaq-Fu.

I like my fair share of garbage, but just admit you enjoy trash, rather than spinning revisionist history.
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The end of an era.
Back when I started my channel, this whacky DVD shelf I bought from Target served me well.

Via con dios, old friend. It's been a journey.
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Been rewatching C.O.P.S. (or CyberCOPS). As a kid, it was decent enough.

Boy, it hasn't withstood the test of time. Fun cast of characters, but it's very shallow and lacks substance. The stiff animation is also quite distracting. Alright for background noise.
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Okay, Hughes nixxed Marchy's clear attempt.

But why in the hell is Provorov chasing the puck, instead of leaving Fantilli out to dry on Myers' drive?

8.5 million.
#Canucks    #CBJ   #NHL
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Thanks, @joypadlad.bsky.social

These Chrono Trigger magnets look great. We stan this game in our household
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This scene always made me giggle.

"Just a girl".

Yeah, this "girl" just caught your stealthy ninja ass off guard while you were soliloquizing and could've taken you out, Hayabusa.
#NinjaGaiden #retrogaming
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Probably the fifth time I've watched this.
#KPopDemonHunters
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Bought too much candy. The trick or treating ended up...OKAY
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Crosby and Zegras benched from the shootout.

The coaches:
#LetsGoFlyers #LetsGoPens
#PITvsPHI #FrozenFrenzy
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Chinakov with a beautiful backhander, beats Lyon.

I'll be an absolute mark for this player, if they can't figure out a way to keep Chinny around, the Jackets are making a mistake in dealing him. Develop and cultivate your talent.
#CBJ #Sabrehood
#FrozenFrenzy
October 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Well, I'm glued to Billy now.
Alright, I'll take it.
#ZenlessZoneZero #XboxSeriesX
October 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
The Pits of Kaon didn't prepare Megatron for Prime's Flying Cross Chop
#Transformers
October 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ornate
I goofed up on my layers...
#Inktober #Inktober2025
October 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
October 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Images you can hear:
October 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
He's been drinking milk
October 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
When you fill up on bread at Texas Roadhouse
October 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Ragged

I can't provide adequate context for this. It's literally a thing in my head that makes me laugh, and I don't know how to explain it
#Inktober
October 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Michael Peca has turned into Ethan Hawke
#CHIvsSTL
#STLBlues    #Blackhawks
October 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
#PortfolioDay
This is the first Portfolio Day I've chosen to submit my works for.

Been a freelance artist for 15 years. My art has been heavily influenced by fighting games, along with Ralph Bakshi, Rumiko Takahashi, and Bill Watterson. Will start a web comic soon.
October 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"Alright, mission accomplished, team! Report back to HQ for an evac...OH SHIT, GIANT TANK!!!"
#retrogaming #Jackal
October 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
October 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
October 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
October 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
"Sweep"
Couldn't wait to do this one
#Inktober2025 #Inktober
October 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM