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The Haunted Balloon Lady
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author and editor of educational stuff
deflated doomscroller

fuck brexit
fuck the fascists

#CovidIsAirborne #MaskUp #Climate #Environment #Politics #Books
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How Twitter feels right now

#Xodus
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.

The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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What's striking about Trump's lies, and those of his apologists, is that they're not even plausible. They don't try to be plausible. As others have noted, that's kind of the point. True authoritarian control and power is telling a blatant and obvious lie, and showing you can get away with it.
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?

LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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🖤
December 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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UK members are second only to US & Brazil on here, and over 85% claim a v healthy interest in politics… Last week, the fact they, as a Govt, actively stated they were increasing presence on SM platforms, then ignored Blue Sky. It’s a bit weird.
December 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Sen. Jack Reed: "This is really outrageous. Mark Kelly is a veteran, he's fought in combat, he's an astronaut. And even was simply repeated what the law is. If a US senator can't do that, then this country is in profound difficulty."
December 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Sadiq Khan, London Mayor

‘I'm slightly curious & concerned why the leader of the free world who's got so many challenges in the Middle East, in Ukraine, issues around the climate, trade, is spending time talking about me, & giving the impression he's obsessed with me & for him, it’s to explain why"
Trump 'obsessed with me' says Sadiq Khan as US President brands him 'disgusting'
Sir Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, said Donald Trump's repeated rants were 'sticks and stones' and questioned why the US President didn't have more important things to do
www.mirror.co.uk
December 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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OK then, what was the action? What has the Trump admin done? What proposals have they made? They have only ever offered “thoughts and prayers” on social media. Nothing else.
December 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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⚠️ We didn't "Learn to live with Covid"
(or 'flu).

The public have been misinformed about the availability of protective masks.

You need to fix this @teamlabouruk.bsky.social!
#SackRitchie #Flu
December 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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We are experiencing a more severe than usual flu season and COVID rates are starting to rise. If you want to reduce your chances of getting sick, one of the most effective things you can do is wear a high quality mask. 🤫
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Fire marshals don't recommend the less effective fire extinguisher or smoke detector.

Why does healthcare keep portraying the use of less effective medical masks and not the more effective respirators?
December 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Unlike Clarkson, or Sugar, Andrew Neil actually fronted BBC politics programmes, at the same time was the publisher of a right-wing Conservative magazine and freely expressed his very right wing opinions on Twitter.

Not once did he come under pressure to step down
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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A reminder that when Gary Lineker was under fire a couple of years back for criticising the Conservatives while a BBC presenter, the channel said, by contrast, it was fine for Lord Sugar to repeatedly endorse the Tories because he was "free to say, as a business person, what he wants to say."
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party.

Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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This must be fake news because Trump said he ended this conflict.
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Absolutely
In a professional kitchen I like to ask one of the sous chefs or k.p.s to

Fucking sort it out or there will be no beer with your food.

Or food
😆
December 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Here’s a poem which has become trapped in a vicious circus (and other phrases of a similar elk).
December 10, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Here’s a poem called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’.
December 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Nothing says Christian fellowship like using the most important festival in your religious calendar to Tweet about your hatred of the "woke liberati"
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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I had heart valve screening* at a local hospital today, and while sitting in the waiting room, I was impressed and grateful for their hard work. The majority of staff were immigrants or from immigrant forebears all doing a magnificent job. Fuck you Farage, Reform, The Tories and now, alas, Labour 1/
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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There is something you can take to help protect you from #flu It contains only natural ingredients & has been used since World War II #FluVaccine
December 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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"Preventing infection is not only about avoiding hospitalization or death but about preventing long-term biological harm, across the lifespan."
🚨🧵by Zdenek Vrozina on Long Covid and "chronic immune activation, T-cell exhaustion, and metabolic disruption"

"What a new Nature Immunology study shows about long COVID? Long COVID is not post-infectious fatigue.
A new study shows that..."

Full 🧵
threadreaderapp.com/thread/19995...
December 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Thinking about His Dark Materials and Lee Scorseby in his steampunk hot air balloon singing the first bit of this song with Hester, his arctic hare daemon. (see post below for that clip)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ6I...
"Old Best Friend" by Joshua James and Timmy the Teeth
YouTube video by joshuajameschannel
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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The influence of Lisa Ritchie on national infection control continues to risk Clinically Vulnerable lives.

@teamlabouruk.bsky.social she MUST go!
#Flu #SackRitchie
December 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM