Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard
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Jalopnik writer and GMG Union member
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Go Dawgs
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Go Dawgs
LMAO, GF (who rarely has more than one or two) is druuunk
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
LMAO, GF (who rarely has more than one or two) is druuunk
But not because I am any good at fighting
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 AM
But not because I am any good at fighting
I bet I could take all 6 of these Wyoming fans in a fight
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I bet I could take all 6 of these Wyoming fans in a fight
Better the devil you know and all that
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Better the devil you know and all that
But also oooooh!
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
But also oooooh!
How many windows still roll up?
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
How many windows still roll up?
You really can't go wrong with anything from Serious Eats
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You really can't go wrong with anything from Serious Eats
The real problem with boats is that the people who own them don't use them enough (by inviting me to go out on said boat)
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The real problem with boats is that the people who own them don't use them enough (by inviting me to go out on said boat)
Ultimately, it's all jewelry. It just sucks to see brands known for quality clothing leverage that brand equity to charge real jewelry prices for what's effectively costume jewelry.
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ultimately, it's all jewelry. It just sucks to see brands known for quality clothing leverage that brand equity to charge real jewelry prices for what's effectively costume jewelry.
I mean, I would hope you'd all have better taste than this, regardless of the price, but they wouldn't sell 'em if people didn't buy 'em
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I mean, I would hope you'd all have better taste than this, regardless of the price, but they wouldn't sell 'em if people didn't buy 'em
I had to connect my Xbox to my phone's hotspot so I could play my games. Like I was on the Oregon Trail or something.
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I had to connect my Xbox to my phone's hotspot so I could play my games. Like I was on the Oregon Trail or something.
I have some questions about your food, Oklahoma
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I have some questions about your food, Oklahoma
She also apparently learned about the existence of chicken gravy for the first time today. She likes it.
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 AM
She also apparently learned about the existence of chicken gravy for the first time today. She likes it.
I'm just happy your nephew has you around.
And happy thanksgiving to you too
And happy thanksgiving to you too
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I'm just happy your nephew has you around.
And happy thanksgiving to you too
And happy thanksgiving to you too
Muggsy 😭😭😭
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Muggsy 😭😭😭