Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard
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Go Dawgs
I mean...
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I mean...
Wait, I didn't know you had a vacation home here
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Wait, I didn't know you had a vacation home here
Meanwhile in the Airbnb we're staying in this weekend
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Meanwhile in the Airbnb we're staying in this weekend
Pope's not welcome here
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Pope's not welcome here
Found the one bar in Kona that also has Wyoming fans, and they are not happy
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Found the one bar in Kona that also has Wyoming fans, and they are not happy
I mean, I would hope you'd all have better taste than this, regardless of the price, but they wouldn't sell 'em if people didn't buy 'em
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I mean, I would hope you'd all have better taste than this, regardless of the price, but they wouldn't sell 'em if people didn't buy 'em
It's working, y'all
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It's working, y'all
It's somehow even dummer than just wanting to get rid of AEB and child reminders
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It's somehow even dummer than just wanting to get rid of AEB and child reminders
Built better than 90% of retaining walls you see these days, and they didn't even use any mortar
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Built better than 90% of retaining walls you see these days, and they didn't even use any mortar
Am I doing this right
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Am I doing this right
wait what does nancy reagan have to do with cough drops
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
wait what does nancy reagan have to do with cough drops
It's a...crypto coin that funds Texas independence? What?
October 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It's a...crypto coin that funds Texas independence? What?
When you have a flight to catch and your priorities straight
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
When you have a flight to catch and your priorities straight
When you fly Southwest
October 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
When you fly Southwest
It may be late on the East Coast, but Hawaii's still out here, even if we did kick things off with a rain storm
October 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It may be late on the East Coast, but Hawaii's still out here, even if we did kick things off with a rain storm
Oh hey, Georgia's got one of those too
October 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Oh hey, Georgia's got one of those too
Mysterious Sign Impossible to Understand, Probably Means Nothing, Drivers Say
October 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Mysterious Sign Impossible to Understand, Probably Means Nothing, Drivers Say
Go Dawgs (pretty sure that's an Insetta Boatworks design, which is headquartered in Georgia)
October 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Go Dawgs (pretty sure that's an Insetta Boatworks design, which is headquartered in Georgia)
Boat took me to a cat sanctuary
October 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Boat took me to a cat sanctuary
Slapping one of these bad boys on the bathroom door of every airplane I fly on
October 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Slapping one of these bad boys on the bathroom door of every airplane I fly on
Brb doing another boat thing
October 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Brb doing another boat thing