Collin Reischman
@collinreischman.bsky.social
Former political reporter | Current organized labor comms (UFCW) | My jokes are bad
Everyone is damp in this movie. Every forehead is misty. What is going on
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Everyone is damp in this movie. Every forehead is misty. What is going on
Slider: “Whose ass did you kiss to get in here?”
Goose: “The list is long but distinguished”
Slider: “So is my Johnson”
*enter Iceman*
Goose: “Hey Iceman”
Slider: “That’s Mr. Iceman to you”
They are all standing very close and making unbroken intense eye contact the whole time
Goose: “The list is long but distinguished”
Slider: “So is my Johnson”
*enter Iceman*
Goose: “Hey Iceman”
Slider: “That’s Mr. Iceman to you”
They are all standing very close and making unbroken intense eye contact the whole time
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Slider: “Whose ass did you kiss to get in here?”
Goose: “The list is long but distinguished”
Slider: “So is my Johnson”
*enter Iceman*
Goose: “Hey Iceman”
Slider: “That’s Mr. Iceman to you”
They are all standing very close and making unbroken intense eye contact the whole time
Goose: “The list is long but distinguished”
Slider: “So is my Johnson”
*enter Iceman*
Goose: “Hey Iceman”
Slider: “That’s Mr. Iceman to you”
They are all standing very close and making unbroken intense eye contact the whole time
The distribution needs to be such that I can eat these things with my goddamn hands
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The distribution needs to be such that I can eat these things with my goddamn hands
