One for me, one for the gravy. One for me, one for the gravy. One for me, one for the gravy.

This seems much more millennial-coded than Gen Z if you’re going for a nostalgia angle

@garfdude.com maybe not this one

You and my wife. I’m hoping the rumored folding one for next year fills the void.

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Tinnitus shouldn't hurt. Pain is likely an ear infection. (I am not a doctor) treatment is mostly to manage the pain with Tylenol or Ibuprofen unless it's severe or lasts more than 3 days. Fever, severe pain, or swelling go to an urgent care.

*Epic* vulgar roast

Make it more epic

It's ok, you're Squid Sarah, not Bird Beth

Cars don't scale, whether they have 1 or 0 drivers

Vegan cheese is generally fine but I find that it gets far creamier and much less chewy than a good melted dairy cheese, to a point I don't care for it. It needs more heterogeneity.

This is almost as bad as getting dragged into a discussion about the UK plug design

Ship it in a medium flat rate box

At least Football in the Groin had a football in the groin