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Colin
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Enjoy every sandwich.

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Good wholesome fun
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Support local journalism
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November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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The bathroom door at this hotel is chaotic evil
A fully transparent glass bathroom door, providing a clear view of the toilet and its users.
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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They’re not sending their best
Cellphone records showed that two days before the purported attack, her co-conspirator searched online for "zip ties near me'" a discovery authorities cited as further proof that ne incident was staged.
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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What's your sign?
A poster stapled to a wooden utility pole advertising a show called “Clowncuterie.” The poster features a clown face made from food items: salami slices as hair, bread slices as eyes, a pickle as a smile, a round cheese wheel as the face, and vegetable pieces for accents. The background is a yellow diamond pattern. Show dates and times are listed at the bottom along with social media handles and a small QR code.
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I feel like anyone who actually possesses skyscraper money that they intend to spend would respond to this question with "no, fuck you"
"Developers would periodically meet with Bacon and propose a building taller than City Hall tower," Heller learned in his interviews. "They would query whether the height limit was legally mandated, to which Bacon would respond: 'It's only a gentleman's agreement. The question is, are you a gentleman?"
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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😆
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Texts from mom
A screenshot of a text message showing a photo of a loosely tied plastic bag filled with assorted baseball caps, including a bright red one on top, sitting in a cluttered storage area. Below the photo, the sender’s message reads, ‘Do you want this bag full of hats? I’m thinking not.’
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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The best feature of iOS 26 and it's not even close
This screenshot shows an iPhone Call Screening notification. The phone is automatically answering an incoming call from the displayed number and asking the caller to state their name and reason for calling. You can tap View to see the transcription of what the caller says in real time, and decide whether to answer, decline, or mark as spam.
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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ChatGPT cadence 🛎️
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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A photo of Glenn from the TV show Superstore
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
“Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit with bulging red cartoon eyes and a wide, menacing grin, shown in a dark room with dramatic lighting.”
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I really can't wait until we're out of this fucking timeline where every business is a money laundering scheme. If you want to sell salads then sell fucking salads!
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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The "don't hand your phone to a cop" crowd loves to ignore this fairly critical piece of info about how mDLs work.
As with the existing ID cards in Wallet, using Digital ID does not require you to unlock, hand over, or even show your phone to the requesting entity. For example, at a TSA checkpoint, you’ll double click your phone’s side button to bring up Wallet, then hold it over the scanner as you would for an Apple Pay transaction. The phone will tell you what information is being requested and you’ll have to authenticate with Face ID or Touch ID to then provide that information. Once you’ve set up a Digital ID, it will also be available via Wallet on the Apple Watch as well.
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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A comic strip showing two men talking. The first man, wearing glasses and a tie, angrily says, “You’re one of those condescending UNIX computer users!” The second man, with a long beard and casual clothes, smirks and replies, “Here’s a nickel, kid. Get yourself a better computer.”
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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This is what community looks like
A screenshot of an email Transcription: ⸻ Neil MacDonald Cc: Emily, Grace, Robert & 2 more 1:25 PM Hello everyone! Riverwards has generously increased their standing donation of produce boxes in light of the ongoing disruption to SNAP. We will be delivering 100 boxes this week! On the signup sheet, you will see two types of volunteers that we need this week: 1. Distribution center driving volunteer: Please meet at Riverwards warehouse at 10th and Fairmount at 1pm to drive boxes to Shissler Rec for temporary storage. We will need about 5 neighbors (with vehicles!) for this. 2. Delivery volunteer: Grab boxes from Shissler Rec and deliver to neighbors’ doorstep. We will need 10 extra delivery volunteers this week! Walkers and bikes welcome. More details will be provided to those who sign up! Feel free to do both options if your schedule permits.
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Locked in, get me out of this socialist hellhole
A can of Miller Lite beer and a white AirPods case rest on a fold-down tray table inside a train. The seats are upholstered in dark blue leather, and a booklet or pamphlet is tucked into the
November 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Support local businesses. New hardware store day!
A beige and green baseball cap with embroidered text reading “Benito’s ACE Hardware.” The ACE Hardware logo is prominently featured in red letters on the front panel. The photo is taken indoors, with a hand holding the hat in front of a kitchen and living area.
November 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Yeah, they stick all the jerks in tower one
November 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Entrance of Woodcrest Station in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, on October 27, 2008, with a banner above the doors reading “FIGHTIN’ TO THE FINISH! GO Phillies,” showing support for the Philadelphia Phillies during their World Series run.
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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A little chilly but still a nice afternoon for some errands
A digital route map showing a 4-mile activity in Philadelphia, shared from the Wheelie app. The route is marked in green, yellow, and red to indicate varying speeds or intensity along city streets. The background map shows neighborhoods including Kensington and Fishtown. The data overlay reads “4 miles in Philadelphia,” with the date “October 29, 2025,” time “2:27 PM,” temperature “58°F,” elevation gain “122 ft,” and duration “37 minutes.”
October 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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That bodes well

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Across the street from Gather, Amtrak is overseeing an extensive renovation of Gray 30th Street Station; several years ago, it tore out its food court with plans to add dining there. An Amtrak spokesperson last week said information about that project was not available.
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Also thats a hell of a hole on Passyunk rn
Screenshot of the Wheelie cycling app showing ride details on a map in South Philadelphia. The route runs along Morris Street near East Passyunk Avenue, where the path diverts around a large hole in the road. Ride summary displays 6.45 miles distance, 87 feet elevation gain, 32 minutes 47 seconds duration, temperature 47°F, and UV index 1. Start location is South 25th Street and endpoint is Blair Street, both in Philadelphia. The interface includes buttons for copying, sharing, deleting, adding tags or notes, and bottom tabs for Ride and Settings.
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM