Coldhammer
@coldhammer.bsky.social
He/him. Call me Coldhammer or Ajax. Far left, workers rights, weight lifting, and doom metal. Formerly @liftinglefty on Twitter.
I am going to have the strongest “I don’t care” shrug at the holidays this year.
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I am going to have the strongest “I don’t care” shrug at the holidays this year.
Help! I’ve Been Isekai’d But Rather Than A Harem, I’m Solving Cases With The Great Belgian Detective Hercule Poirot.
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Help! I’ve Been Isekai’d But Rather Than A Harem, I’m Solving Cases With The Great Belgian Detective Hercule Poirot.
Me: Huh why does my brain feel so scratchy when I’m taking my meds?
My water cup sitting, untouched, forgotten: fuck you man.
My water cup sitting, untouched, forgotten: fuck you man.
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Me: Huh why does my brain feel so scratchy when I’m taking my meds?
My water cup sitting, untouched, forgotten: fuck you man.
My water cup sitting, untouched, forgotten: fuck you man.
Downstream this, downstream that, why don’t you go down da stream and get you some fishes.
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Downstream this, downstream that, why don’t you go down da stream and get you some fishes.
Born to be large, lovable, simple oaf. Forced by society to understand how computer works. It’s not fair.
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Born to be large, lovable, simple oaf. Forced by society to understand how computer works. It’s not fair.
Squat rack don’t run on Cloudflare.
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Squat rack don’t run on Cloudflare.
THE RADICAL LEFT IS ATTACKING OUR BLOOD SUGAR.
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
THE RADICAL LEFT IS ATTACKING OUR BLOOD SUGAR.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social roll green wave.
October 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social roll green wave.
Never was into Nazi stuff as a teenager. But I did have a lot of JNCO and Tripp pants.
October 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Never was into Nazi stuff as a teenager. But I did have a lot of JNCO and Tripp pants.
Me and the third amendment say get fucked.
U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem on Monday criticized the media and politicians, including Gov. JB Pritzker, for “trying to demonize” federal immigration agents and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook a meal for their families.”
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem accuses Gov. JB Pritzker and media of ‘trying to demonize’ immigration officers
Speaking in Florida, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem criticized Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker and the media, and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook the…
trib.al
October 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Me and the third amendment say get fucked.
Recession tip: share your preworkout with your homies.
October 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Recession tip: share your preworkout with your homies.
I think if we keep the effort up we could make the devs delete Bluesky as a whole.
October 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I think if we keep the effort up we could make the devs delete Bluesky as a whole.
New intrusive gym thought: “I can fix him” in regards to Morgoth.
October 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
New intrusive gym thought: “I can fix him” in regards to Morgoth.
As a former “gifted” kid, please shut the fuck up Aaron.
My wife is an elementary gifted ed specialist. The idea that gifted kids either don't exist or don't benefit from gifted education services is both wrong and harmful to those kids. Phasing out gifted programs is stupid. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/02/n...
Mamdani Says He Would Phase Out N.Y.C. Gifted Program for Early Grades
www.nytimes.com
October 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
As a former “gifted” kid, please shut the fuck up Aaron.
The only way to have a future is with a dictatorship of the proletariat.
what is your most "scare the hoes" political opinion
August 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The only way to have a future is with a dictatorship of the proletariat.
These games of England or Alabama are getting out of hand @edsbs.bsky.social
The introduction of age-verification in the UK this weekend appears to be an unmitigated disaster. Anyone accessing socials now has to upload ID, scan their face or otherwise verify. The outrage is widespread and everyone is just finding workarounds.
The government has gone into defense.
The government has gone into defense.
Starmer defends Online Safety Act as `child protection´
Rules introduced under the Act on July 25 require online platforms to take steps to prevent children accessing harmful content.
www.dailymail.co.uk
July 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
These games of England or Alabama are getting out of hand @edsbs.bsky.social
Thinking about a buddy who decided to try it in March when we were in San Francisco and ended up stuck in a random alley for five minutes.
July 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Thinking about a buddy who decided to try it in March when we were in San Francisco and ended up stuck in a random alley for five minutes.
Putting on my eye cream before bed to help make it seem less like I am haunted by and bone weary about the state of the world.
July 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Putting on my eye cream before bed to help make it seem less like I am haunted by and bone weary about the state of the world.
“Junior you call that a ditch? You call this a fucking ditch? My basement is flooding now because of you. No I don’t care that he’s only 10 years old Martha I will not lay off him. Now get out there and dig it again until you get it right.”
Bill Ackman’s post about Tucker Carlson and Jeffrey Epstein has an interesting explanation for why he believes he became a billionaire:
“I inherited good genes from wonderful parents who instilled good values in me.”
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“I inherited good genes from wonderful parents who instilled good values in me.”
x.com/billackman/s...
July 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
“Junior you call that a ditch? You call this a fucking ditch? My basement is flooding now because of you. No I don’t care that he’s only 10 years old Martha I will not lay off him. Now get out there and dig it again until you get it right.”
“How do I say I’m a fed without saying I’m a fed”
As a non-lawyer, things will go much more smoothly if you just answer the questions and give them your devices. If you've done nothing wrong, there's no crime to charge you with. If they want to fabricate charges, they'll do that regardless of what you say.
May 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
“How do I say I’m a fed without saying I’m a fed”
I have SLEPT in the BACK of the Lord’s EL CAMINO
April 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I have SLEPT in the BACK of the Lord’s EL CAMINO
I’m not staying up for these fucking things anymore
April 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I’m not staying up for these fucking things anymore
Anthony Bowens came back as the number one Stone Temple Pilots fan.
April 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Anthony Bowens came back as the number one Stone Temple Pilots fan.
The problem with a leftist gym is I’m going to (rightly) immediately assume most of the people there are feds.
April 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The problem with a leftist gym is I’m going to (rightly) immediately assume most of the people there are feds.