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Cobra Burger
@cobraburger.bsky.social
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Smash burgers in Richmond, VA
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HAIL BURGERS, HAIL THE PEOPLE

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cobraburger.bsky.social
Oh also I’m hiring immediately for the kitchen. If you or someone you know needs a gig and wants to embrace the grease, hit me up. [email protected]
May 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
cobraburger.bsky.social
Hey hi what’s up Richmond! We haven’t posted in a month because I’m fucking sick of social media but just in case you hadn’t seen it yet.

rva.gov/press-releas... #rva #rvadine
City of Richmond Issues Boil Water Advisory for Customers in Some City Neighborhoods | Richmond
rva.gov
May 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
cobraburger.bsky.social
Oh cool. Nice. Awesome. This is cool and nice and awesome for us. Nice. Hell yeah.

www.richmonder.org/federal-gove...
#rva #virginia
Federal government cancels $12 million grant scheduled for Richmond water plant
"By cutting funding for critical infrastructure, the federal government is shifting significant costs directly onto our residents and ratepayers."
www.richmonder.org
April 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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youranoncentral.bsky.social
If the US government requires passports for you to practice your rights such as voting then passports should be provided for free to all and within a reasonable timeframe by said government.
April 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger
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Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger Fastidious Diner Opts For Less Meat Instead Of More Meat
April 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
cobraburger.bsky.social
HAHAHA OH HELL YEAH! @nightcrawlerrva.bsky.social is back again on fucking 4/20 y’all. This time instead of fried chicken we are doing breakfast for dinner. Nice! Keep yer eyes peeled for the food menu 😘 (it’s also easter Sunday and we gonna get reeeeal blasphemous 😈) #rva #rvadine
A flyer for a Nightcrawler pop up at Cobra Burger on Sunday April 20th.
April 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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junlper.beer
April 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
cobraburger.bsky.social
FUCKING FINALLY Y’ALL! After literal months trying to find a reliable LOCAL pork supplier we goddamn did it. Longganissa, fried farm egg, Chz and smoked tomato jam served on an ube pandesal bun from Angie’s Bakery in VA Beach. FUCK yes. #rva #rvadine
A hand popping the runny egg yolk on a Wake ‘n’ Snake breakfast sandwich
April 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
cobraburger.bsky.social
Hey hi sup. Here’s that daggum new T-shirt I mentioned yesterday! Design by Christian Moquin of Like Glue Print Co. and printed by Action T-shirts! I’d tag them but they’re not on BlueSky…yet 😈 Anywho, come scoop one ya dingus! #rva #rvadine
Oliv, the bar manager at Cobra Burger holding the a T-shirt. On the shirt is a cartoon cobra smashing a cartoon beef patty monster The front of the T-shirt with the words Cobra Burger in a stylized typeface
April 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
cobraburger.bsky.social
So I WAS going to post about our new shirts today but SOMETHING compelled me to share this flyer we’ve had hanging behind the register for a few years. What could it be… hmmm. #marchformyass #rva #rvadine
A pro abortion flyer hung behind the register at Cobra Burger.
April 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
cobraburger.bsky.social
Ohhhhh shit. Ok, it’s game over now y’all. Fucking @kwamschicken.bsky.social is on BlueSky? HELL yes and I mean HELL YES. Good to see you buddy ♥️♥️♥️ #rvadine #rva
A screen shot of Kwam’s Chicken Project BlueSky profile
March 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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eileen-mellon.bsky.social
@cobraburger.bsky.social went fried chicken for the night! #nightofthecockatrice
March 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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junlper.beer
interesting
March 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
cobraburger.bsky.social
HEY HIGH SUP? @nightcrawlerrva.bsky.social will be here again this Sunday 2/23 for more damn cocktails aaaand MORE GODDAMN COCKATRICE FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICHES. Also the homie @eileen-mellon.bsky.social wrote up this sick ass article bout it. Nice! richmondmagazine.com/restaurants-... #rva #rvadine
No Holds Barred
A monthly pop-up from Cobra Burger and Nightcrawler promises the unpredictable
richmondmagazine.com
March 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
cobraburger.bsky.social
Sup? I have a bunch of random shirts from a couple different runs. Mostly 2X, 3X and like smalls. Anyway I want them gone so tonight BURGER SHIRT GRAB BAG. Come in, order food and dip your hand in the bag for a free shirt. In person orders only, first come first serve 😘 #rvadine #rva
Two very handsome gentleman hugging while enjoying a burger
March 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
What a different world we could have.
March 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
cobraburger.bsky.social
🥵THE RVA MUFFULETTA 🥵
PATTIES, PROVOLONE, FRIED SMOKED BOLOGNA, OLIVE TAPENADE MAYO, CHOW CHOW RELISH. PRESSED ON THE FLAT TOP FOR THAT DAMN PANINI EFFECT HAHAHAHA OH HELL YEAH #rvadine #rva #muffuletta
A hand holding the new RVA Muffuletta burger
March 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
cobraburger.bsky.social
MENU CHANGE TOMORROW LAST DAY FOR WINTER BURGERS! We’ve got a few favorites coming back and a brand new dude hitting the menu. Hell yeah. Honestly I think my social media brain might be atrophying. Nice. #rvadine #rva
The Sad Cathy burger placed in front of a bed of fries
March 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
cobraburger.bsky.social
I’m sure they’ll edit this to a one star review but frankly Scarlett I don’t give a shit. It’s just a burger bro. It’s not like the government is stripping funding from crucial organizations and programs that will affect the lives of everyday people. Now that would be an injustice. Hey wait…
A screen shot of a two star review on Google for Cobra Burger with a snarky but warranted response from the restaurant.
March 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
cobraburger.bsky.social
Hey so I almost forgot WE HAVE BEEN OPEN FOR 4 GODDAMN YEARS TODAY!!! To celebrate have some Buttermilk Ranch… FOREVER! From here on out we will have 2 oz sides, 8oz portions and 16oz glass jars of our house made ranch for sale. Hell yeah. Nice :-) #rvadine #rva
February 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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doughbby.bsky.social
here I made this meme about burgers pls enjoy. ps I 💕 cobra borger
February 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
cobraburger.bsky.social
Damn. Deleting Instagram has been awesome. I didn’t realize how much of my attention it took. Definitely approaching this account differently. I’ll post when we have events coming or menu changes of course. I don’t think I’m gonna do the post every day thing here tho. Shit’s exhausting.
February 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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criminalerin.bsky.social
Lavar Burton as Jordie la Forge in Start Trek saying no way to the Kombucha Lady making first an ew no face, and then a hmmm maybe face. Below is Jordie la Forge saying awww yeah to Luigi Mangione making a skeptical face then a cute puppyish oh okay maybe face
February 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
cobraburger.bsky.social
Yooooo thanks @skelerva.bsky.social for the gift! Golden Cobra is sick as hell!
A golden cobra statue
February 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
cobraburger.bsky.social
OK! Menu change coming in hot at the beginning of March. If you haven’t had an Alex yet wtf man? Pretty easily our most popular winter burg! Nice!
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LUNCH TILL 3 DINNER AT 5 I’M SIMULTANEOUSLY LIKE WOAH IT’S ALMOST MARCH! BUT ALSO I’M LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S ONLY MARCH?! #rvadine #rva
A picture of the Alex burger with text listing the ingredients as: patties, Gruyère, bacon, charmelized onions, horsey sauce and red cabbage slaw
February 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM