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Cobra Burger
@cobraburger.bsky.social
Smash burgers in Richmond, VA
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HAIL BURGERS, HAIL THE PEOPLE

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HAHAHA OH HELL YEAH! @nightcrawlerrva.bsky.social is back again on fucking 4/20 y’all. This time instead of fried chicken we are doing breakfast for dinner. Nice! Keep yer eyes peeled for the food menu 😘 (it’s also easter Sunday and we gonna get reeeeal blasphemous 😈) #rva #rvadine
April 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
FUCKING FINALLY Y’ALL! After literal months trying to find a reliable LOCAL pork supplier we goddamn did it. Longganissa, fried farm egg, Chz and smoked tomato jam served on an ube pandesal bun from Angie’s Bakery in VA Beach. FUCK yes. #rva #rvadine
April 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hey hi sup. Here’s that daggum new T-shirt I mentioned yesterday! Design by Christian Moquin of Like Glue Print Co. and printed by Action T-shirts! I’d tag them but they’re not on BlueSky…yet 😈 Anywho, come scoop one ya dingus! #rva #rvadine
April 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
So I WAS going to post about our new shirts today but SOMETHING compelled me to share this flyer we’ve had hanging behind the register for a few years. What could it be… hmmm. #marchformyass #rva #rvadine
April 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Ohhhhh shit. Ok, it’s game over now y’all. Fucking @kwamschicken.bsky.social is on BlueSky? HELL yes and I mean HELL YES. Good to see you buddy ♥️♥️♥️ #rvadine #rva
March 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sup? I have a bunch of random shirts from a couple different runs. Mostly 2X, 3X and like smalls. Anyway I want them gone so tonight BURGER SHIRT GRAB BAG. Come in, order food and dip your hand in the bag for a free shirt. In person orders only, first come first serve 😘 #rvadine #rva
March 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
🥵THE RVA MUFFULETTA 🥵
PATTIES, PROVOLONE, FRIED SMOKED BOLOGNA, OLIVE TAPENADE MAYO, CHOW CHOW RELISH. PRESSED ON THE FLAT TOP FOR THAT DAMN PANINI EFFECT HAHAHAHA OH HELL YEAH #rvadine #rva #muffuletta
March 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
MENU CHANGE TOMORROW LAST DAY FOR WINTER BURGERS! We’ve got a few favorites coming back and a brand new dude hitting the menu. Hell yeah. Honestly I think my social media brain might be atrophying. Nice. #rvadine #rva
March 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’m sure they’ll edit this to a one star review but frankly Scarlett I don’t give a shit. It’s just a burger bro. It’s not like the government is stripping funding from crucial organizations and programs that will affect the lives of everyday people. Now that would be an injustice. Hey wait…
March 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Hey so I almost forgot WE HAVE BEEN OPEN FOR 4 GODDAMN YEARS TODAY!!! To celebrate have some Buttermilk Ranch… FOREVER! From here on out we will have 2 oz sides, 8oz portions and 16oz glass jars of our house made ranch for sale. Hell yeah. Nice :-) #rvadine #rva
February 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Yooooo thanks @skelerva.bsky.social for the gift! Golden Cobra is sick as hell!
February 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
OK! Menu change coming in hot at the beginning of March. If you haven’t had an Alex yet wtf man? Pretty easily our most popular winter burg! Nice!
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LUNCH TILL 3 DINNER AT 5 I’M SIMULTANEOUSLY LIKE WOAH IT’S ALMOST MARCH! BUT ALSO I’M LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S ONLY MARCH?! #rvadine #rva
February 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Yessssss the homies @nightcrawlerrva.bsky.social are here! Give them a follow! #rva #rvadine
February 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
OPEN TONIGHT! We will be here for your burgering needs 🙂‍↕️ ALSO, remember that artwork I shared yesterday? Well it’s not just gonna be a sick ass T-shirt and sticker. It’s going on the label for retail jars of our GODDAMN HOUSE MADE BUTTERMILK RANCH. Coming soon! (click for full image) #rvadine #rva
February 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
HEY SO WE ARE GOING TO BE CLOSED TONIGHT BECAUSE IT’S SNOWY DOODOO OUTSIDE AND I’M WORRIED ABOUT THE CREW GETTING HOME AFTER DARK. BACK AT IT TOMORROW THO. (yeah I know technically Marv isn’t covered in snow in this pic but it works. just go with it 😘)
February 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
HEY THERE BLUESKY WE’RE HERE FOR REAL NOW SORRY BOUT IT NO I’M NOT ANYWAY CHECK OUT THIS DESIGN FOR OUR NEXT SHIRT HELL YEAH ITCHY AND SCRATCHY #rva #rvadine #itchyandscratchy #thesimpsons
February 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Hey hi there how about some burger and but also FRANK content? Has BlueSky seen Frank yet?! THIS IS IMPORTANT!
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DOORS AT 5 UNHAPPY HOUR TILL 6:30!ALSO IT’S SERVICE INDUSTRY NIGHT ALSO ALSO GO SIGN UP FOR PUR NEWSLETTER ON THE WEBSITE. I SWEAR IT WON’T BE MUCH MAIL. FOR REAL. #rva #rvadine
February 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
ABOLISH ICE SHIRTS ARE LIVE AT THE SPOT ALL PROCEEDS AFTER COST GOING TO @aclu.org #abolishice #rvadine #rva
February 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’m not sure on the last post if the “yes” that was commented a bunch was for the burger or the memes… or both? Anyway for now have the memes that we’ve been posting to that other place. #rvadine #rva
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DOORS AT 5 UNHAPPY HOUR TILL 6:30 NICE!
February 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
INCEPTION BURGER is not on the menu but I’m wondering like… what if we did it one night. Or make it an “if you know” type situation. What you are witnessing is two single patty smash burgs that have themselves been smashed on the flat top with two more patties smashed between them. #rvadine #rva
January 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Y’ALL GO FOLLOW @miss-elaine-neous.bsky.social YA HEAR? I’m not normally one for food influencers but she is truly one of the good ones. We’ve gotta build up the #rvadine scene on here. It ain’t gonna happen by itself!
January 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Hey BlueSky have you had a damn MSG Burger yet? WHY THE SHIT NOT?! Pattie’s with chz, Burger Venom Mayo, MSG pickled shiitake, runny egg and GOTDAMN green onions. DOORS AT 5 UNHAPPY HOUR TILL 6:30 C’MON NOW! #rvadine #rva
January 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
For anyone wondering this is the app! You log in with your BlueSky account. It’s like old school Instagram. Needs some work but super promising. Looks like the developer is taking feedback too. Cool! @pinksky.app
January 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Oh shiiiiit hell yes PinkSky! This is what I’m talking about. Here’s to hoping this pops off! #rvadine #rva #pinkskyPost
January 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM