Chris Nordling
Chris Nordling
@cnordling.bsky.social
Mostly harmless.
December 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
So @CBS News did a hatchet job tonight, à la Fox News. Their story on the charity scammers slurred Somalis, implied that the Walz government was involved and stated, “it is unknown if any of the money was given to terrorists.”

Walter Cronkite reportedly hit 5800rpm.
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Shocking. Someone formerly at the Heritage Foundation has some ethics.
The Heritage Foundation is cracking
December 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Reposted by Chris Nordling
We need to teach our young men about misogyny so they don't think it's okay to become like him.
December 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Reposted by Chris Nordling
Okay. Wow.
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Reposted by Chris Nordling
When you've lost the Scientologists...

www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/tom...
Hollywood Icon Scraps Space Movie to Avoid Owing Trump Favor
Tom Cruise reportedly did not want to make that phone call.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
September 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Reposted by Chris Nordling
Saw these two eras of pickup truck parked next to one another and it almost looks like an optical illusion
October 25, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Reposted by Chris Nordling
US tourism is in for some things.

(via @jeffasher.bsky.social) 🇺🇸
April 6, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Reposted by Chris Nordling
200 million dollars of waste.
February 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Well, that’s creepy AF. youtu.be/H7dhwFcuUn0
Protoclone: Bipedal Musculoskeletal Android V1
YouTube video by Clone
youtu.be
February 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The thing that, to me, is the hardest to swallow is the trick that the GOP pulled in 1980, convincing people that the GOP was better for the economy than the Democrats. It isn’t true and has never been true, but somehow the GOP hypnotized everyone.
February 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Reposted by Chris Nordling
February 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This is the proper rooms/terrace ratio.
February 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
How does that QAnon word salad go?

Global cabal child molesting devil goat worship sea storm slave and lake sex money

I’m killing my Danny.

www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...
Hideous Mar-a-Lago goat figure made from $100 bills with Trump face sparks fury
The odd sculpture is being auctioned off on Feb. 27 to raise money to combat child sex trafficking
www.irishstar.com
February 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Reposted by Chris Nordling
February 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Reposted by Chris Nordling
February 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
So many creepy anti-gay clergy are gay.
So many creepy “protect the children” guys are pedophiles.

www.dailydot.com/debug/aaron-...
Conservative film critic who called child trafficking movie a 'call to action' arrested for child molestation
Aaron Gleason is currently out on bail.
www.dailydot.com
February 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Back in the day, they used to give free driving lessons to new Cobra buyers.

For a reason.

www.carscoops.com/2025/02/used...
5 Minutes Into Ownership, This C6 Corvette’s First Ride Ends In Disaster | Carscoops
The seller and buyer were reportedly heading to a local bank to cash the sale check
www.carscoops.com
February 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
February 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Reposted by Chris Nordling
Meet Edward "Big Balls" Coristine, a teenage DOGE engineer, who has access to sensitive federal data

• Runs Tesla.Sexy, a company operating a Russian website

• Worked at startup that hired convicted hackers

• Someone using his Telegram handle solicited a cyberattack

www.wired.com/story/edward...
DOGE Teen Owns ‘Tesla.Sexy LLC’ and Worked at Startup That Has Hired Convicted Hackers
Experts question whether Edward Coristine, a DOGE staffer who has gone by “Big Balls” online, would pass the background check typically required for access to sensitive US government systems.
www.wired.com
February 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM