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CMO Ireland (parody)
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This is a parody account.

Ireland's real CMO would never say these things
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Unfortunately, it appears that we have made a grievous error in assuming that regular, repeated COVID-19 infections would be beneficial for your immune systems.

Sincerest apologies.
Irish children demand Clean Air in classrooms in this ongoing airborne pandemic just like children have been afforded in London, Washington DC, Boston, Ontario, Quebec, Victoria, Hamburg, Macedonia, Montenegro..

No more asthma deaths. No more children dying in corridors in overcrowded hospitals
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Respiratory virus season is here, but there are steps you can take to protect yourself and others from COVID-19, flu, RSV, and more! Masks, vaccines, good handwashing, and maintaining clean indoor air can help keep you safe and protect your short-term and long-term health.
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Red spikes coincide with driving through Sydney harbour tunnel on way to work and back.

Usually have windows open when driving car except for in tunnels.

It was only me in car yet it still fascinates me how quickly CO2 levels rise in the car with air con recirculating.

#FridayAirDay #CleanTheAir
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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We thought it would be fun to run a campaign to share your air quality readings using #FridayAirday on Fridays! Help us create awareness of the importance of indoor/outdoor air quality by capturing an image of your CO2 monitor in whatever contexts you want to share. Some examples below. #CleanTheAir
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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CO2 readings have come in already all the way from Australia! This is excellent air quality 🙌. The higher the CO2, the harder it is to concentrate and focus. The air quality in this office is conducive to being able to concentrate and get work done! ☺️ #FridayAirday #CleanTheAir
Sharing a reading from the home office to get in on @cleanairie.bsky.social #FridayAirDay
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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We thought it would be fun to run a campaign to share your air quality readings using #FridayAirday on Fridays! Help us create awareness of the importance of indoor/outdoor air quality by capturing an image of your CO2 monitor in whatever contexts you want to share. Some examples below. #CleanTheAir
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Sharing a reading from the home office to get in on @cleanairie.bsky.social #FridayAirDay
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Various indoor readings -from the readings in the first example it looks like more windows need to be opened.

Ventilation can reduce CO2 levels and insure healthier air.

#FridayAirDay
#CleanTheAir
@cleanairie.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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COVID-19 remains unrecognised as an occupational illness in Ireland. The argument is that it's too difficult to prove an infection source, as COVID-19 is so pervasive in our communities. This is an admission of failure and not a justifiable excuse. #cleantheair #cleanairforall
November 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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The world learned a painful lesson during COVID; respiratory infections are airborne. This changes a great deal - especially the need for better indoor air quality and high quality masks. If there was a single most important person responsible it was Prof Morawska.

www.abc.net.au/news/science...
World expert in air quality and COVID wins Australia's top science prize
Lidia Morawska, an internationally renowned expert in air quality and its impact on human health, has won Australia's most coveted prize for scientific research.
www.abc.net.au
November 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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As we spend 90% of our time Indoors - Did you know-The person who manages your building has a bigger impact on your health than your doctor?
did you also know that the majority of your exposure to outdoor air pollution can occur indoors?

healthybuildings.hsph.harvard.edu/research/ind...
Business of Healthy Buildings - Healthy Buildings
Related Links The CogFX Study 9 Foundations of a Healthy Building Healthy Buildings Book Share this Topic The Business of Healthy Buildings Th
healthybuildings.hsph.harvard.edu
October 31, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Parents,

You may have heard about or even seen clips from the UK Covid "inquiry" aka circus this week where it was suggested that children were deliberately infected.

The Irish government wants to assure you that nothing untoward like that happened here as our private COVID evaluation will find.
October 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Just a heads up parents. I know we told you that kids aren't really impacted and so we denied them boosters even though they were recommended by the AAP for all 6m+

But actually it turns out each reinfection doubles their risk of long Covid.

Bit of a miscalculation there. Sorry about that.
October 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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1. Only 4 (incredibly kind) people have donated, so I’m extending the competition deadline & sweetening the pot!

Donate to either one of the 2 fundraisers & if you win you get to choose which painting you get

Details below

Links to the comp on IG/FB/X in bio so please share
#SpeirGorm #SpéirGhorm
September 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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⚡Please watch this powerful, emotive & furious speech by Violet Affleck at #UNGA80

She rightly states that for children there has been a neglect of the highest order, even though we have the tech

"Our present is being stolen in front of our eyes"

👉Clean Air is a human right
September 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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There’s a historic indoor clean air high level event at the UN today.

@drbronking.bsky.social is of course leading by example wearing a high quality mask while chairing the meeting 👏👏👏
September 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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TODAY Show: “Violet Affleck, 19, Gives Powerful Speech About Long COVID and Children at UN Event: 'I Am Terrified'”

“The daughter of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck advocated for filtered indoor air and masking to help prevent children from getting long COVID”

www.today.com/health/viole...
Violet Affleck, 19, Gives Powerful Speech About Long COVID and Children at UN Event: 'I Am Terrified'
The daughter of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck advocated for filtered indoor air and masking to help prevent children from getting long COVID.
www.today.com
September 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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The momentum for clean indoor air continues to build. I attended the inaugural High-Level Side Event on indoor air quality at the UN General Assembly yesterday. Short remarks by Lidia Morawska @joeallenjoe.bsky.social @isiaq.bsky.social Pres. Kerry Kinney, ASHRAE, WHO, UNEP, many others.
September 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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“We are told by leaders that we are the future. But when it comes to the ongoing pandemic, our present is being stolen right in front of our eyes.”

Incredible speech by Violet Affleck who warned about the ongoing dangers of COVID & Long Covid, & advocated for masks and clean air at the UN today!
September 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Yesterday, history happened at the UN: For the first time hundreds of orgs signed a global pledge declaring that healthy indoor air is a human right.

Healthy indoor air is a key tool for preventing pandemics, building climate resilience, and increasing health equity. We need it everywhere!
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Adelaide specialists continue battle over long Covid.

One Adelaide clinic is still seeing 20–40 patients daily with fatigue, brain fog or muscle weakness from long Covid.

Between 5–10% diagnosed with Covid face long-term symptoms that severely disrupt their lives.

Source: archive.md/iLC7w
September 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM