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CMO Ireland (parody)
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This is a parody account.

Ireland's real CMO would never say these things
Irish children demand Clean Air in classrooms in this ongoing airborne pandemic just like children have been afforded in London, Washington DC, Boston, Ontario, Quebec, Victoria, Hamburg, Macedonia, Montenegro..

No more asthma deaths. No more children dying in corridors in overcrowded hospitals
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Parents,

You may have heard about or even seen clips from the UK Covid "inquiry" aka circus this week where it was suggested that children were deliberately infected.

The Irish government wants to assure you that nothing untoward like that happened here as our private COVID evaluation will find.
October 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
And no we're not going to change anything.

And no you still can't have the boosters.

Or the better vaccine Novavax.

Or antivirals

And don't bother testing it's too late now really anyway

Enjoy

Apologies once again.
October 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Just a heads up parents. I know we told you that kids aren't really impacted and so we denied them boosters even though they were recommended by the AAP for all 6m+

But actually it turns out each reinfection doubles their risk of long Covid.

Bit of a miscalculation there. Sorry about that.
October 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Ironically the MAHAs advocate for the maximal infection of children with brain and immune system damaging SARS2. Which leads to more pain and fevers. And all the other pathogens which are strongly linked to autism. Worsened by air pollution, also linked to autism. CLEAN THE AIR IN SCHOOLS
September 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM
It's time to put HEPA filters in classrooms

Allow all Irish people the best vaccine Novavax.

Stop lying to people that only 60+ or 80+ need to worry about Covid when we know women in 40s are at highest risk of long Covid and long Covid in children has now overtaken asthma as no.1 chronic illness
September 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Ask AI about long Covid.
September 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
And we just leave a vacuum for antivaxxers to fill.. and completely ignore major studies coming out daily since decision to live with Covid like the flu that confirm that's been a huge mistake.

8500 on trolleys this August

Up from last August

On track for yet another record breaking year
September 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Why is it that the cardiovascular harm of Covid can be discussed openly on US media, but in Ireland we get a tweet but no news report?

The HSE FADA report gets zero coverage.

The fact women in 40s are at highest risk of long Covid gets zero coverage, high risk of cardiovascular harm.
September 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Perhaps you should inform people about this Taoiseach.

There's a big surge at the moment.

There are still no HEPA filters in classrooms.

We're denying people boosters and antivirals.

There were 8500 people on trolleys in August. 7800 last August.

Children are being harmed.
September 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
HSE back to school advice:

Put left over rice and pasta in lunchbox along with milk, yoghurt and cheese.

Don't worry these things don't need to be refrigerated.

Dont worry about anything you might have heard about a Covid surge

As you know by now Covid does not spread in schools only at home
September 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Hi there.

Just thought we should give you a quick update on how our living with Covid plan is going.

Long Covid is now the most prevalent chronic illness in children.

Women are at far higher risk of long Covid especially women in early 40s.

Women should really get your hearts checked

Apologies
August 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Apologies for this oversight.

www.rutgers.edu/news/study-s...
July 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Just a heads up.

COVID, which we told you we could live with like the flu, turns out it actually damages the immune system and increases susceptibility to TB. A bit like HIV.

Sorry for any inconvenience.
July 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
COVID high and rising in nearly all areas, again.

You will be infected. There is a high risk you will end up with long Covid especially if you're a woman in your 40s.

There are no mitigations. You can't have vaccines recommended in other countries, treatments, or time off

Good luck everyone 👍
July 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
How about those HEPA filters?

Remember €62m was announced in Dec 21?

And there are still none.

And now we wonder why school absences are so high.

And why hospitals are so overcrowded.

And why there's a teacher shortage.

As if Covid isn't a very harmful virus that's still infecting everyone
June 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It would be wise to avoid Covid as it's well established that it can cause diabetes.

Not that you can get the boosters, the better vaccine Novavax, antivirals recommended in other countries

Another summer surge is on the rise

But mention it, or wear an ffp2 mask and you'll be shunned from society
June 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
What's happening NOW? No airborne mitigations. No testing. 3000+ official covid deaths since "living with Covid". Women in 40s at highest risk of long Covid. Healthcare workers highest risk. What impact does that have on standard of care?
About to be hit with yet another mitigationless summer surge.
June 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
@hannahmurphynews.bsky.social

Just wondering, why was there never an accompanying TV report on this? Seems an important thing to follow up on..

Especially as it looks like we're about to be hit with yet another completely unmitigated summer surge with NB.1.8.1.
June 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
May 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Isn't it funny that Paxlovid is made in Ringaskiddy but it's denied to Irish people.

While according to Ziyad Al-Aly the elites always travel with it on hand.

And the HSE convinced themselves it's not needed and we can be the first country to drop it as we surpassed 10000 deaths, & long covid📈
April 2, 2025 at 10:51 AM
We're going to need a lot more of them now.

Did you mention #longcovidawarenessday on your show at all?

Or the HSE FADA report? That confirms women in 40s are at highest risk of long Covid. While denied boosters recommended in US and Canada?

And risks increase on reinfection.

No?
March 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
COVID is likely causing cancer.

It dysregulates the immune system.

It persists in tissues throughout the body.

It causes inflammation.

All reasons to expect it will lead to cancer as Prof Akiko Iwasaki and Patrick Soon Shiong and many others have been saying

We should not pretend it's mild
March 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Why have you not reported on HSE FADA Long COVID report?

When can we expect the next report on Long COVID in children? It hasn't been mentioned since your report a year and half ago.

All evidence points to this as an INCREASING crisis.

With girls at higher risk.

Denied boosters. HEPA filters
March 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM