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claire
@clowenator.bsky.social
be gay, do crime
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one of those weeks
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
yall chill out or team cherry is going to unrelease silksong
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
why am i having more trouble with hunter’s march than i did with path of pain reeeeee
September 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
started getting 15+ year old videos recommended on youtube, i guess this is my generation’s equivalent of Boomerang
August 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
he was a skater boi
she said me hoy minoy
July 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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it's a hack bit to be like, what's up with that fifth dentist who doesn't recommend toothpaste, but that's exactly who they trot out to fuck up vaccine policy, climate policy, etc all the time now. oh we have to drastically reduce emissions? well, this guy says you should brush your teeth with sand
October 31, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
March 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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don’t agree with trump often but he’s right: everything *is* computer
March 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
why is being sick so expensive
March 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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ⓘ this account is considered a cry for help
February 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Saving money is only impressive if you can maintain quality at the same time. If I throw you out on the street and say "You're welcome, I just saved you a monthly rent payment" that's not really helpful
February 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
February 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery
Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:

-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.

-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
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February 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
i forgot how gay lucy lawless as xena warrior princess makes me
February 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
ninten for the love of god please don’t eat the basement bread
February 7, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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wow so this is pretty amazing, they trained one of these artificial intelligences, these new computers you know, and it only cost fifty dollars. you seen this, you heard about this? yeah apparently it's already the most profitable AI out there, having raked in a whopping negative fifty dollars
February 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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[video of black guy eating spaghetti] mama mia! they-a ruined my whole-a country 🤌😭
February 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
they know they can get away with it now, it will only get worse from here
"Gender Critical" activist and ex GB News presenter Calvin Robinson got kicked out of his church for doing "an Elon Musk salute" to a cheering anti abortion rally
February 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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elected democrats are to voters what landlords are to tenants. painted-over-the-outlet-ass party
February 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.
January 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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been trying to talk my extraterrestrial buddies into doing a little bit of a Roadside Picnic in america... i just kinda think a strange and inscrutable Zone could be exactly what the nation needs right now. anyway they haven't read it
February 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM