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The artist formerly known as "Arnold Armadillo". Jester freak who draws unpleasant little creatures and loves obscure, trashy art. He/him. Also runs @universalfacts.bsky.social.
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Incredibly reverent, orchestral cover of Rydeen during the end credits
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Incredibly reverent, orchestral cover of Rydeen during the end credits
Of course, this is all ignoring the elephant in the room, being that what the real SEGA-heads REALLY want is a movie adaptation of Super Locomotive that's essentially Speed (1994) but with a train
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Of course, this is all ignoring the elephant in the room, being that what the real SEGA-heads REALLY want is a movie adaptation of Super Locomotive that's essentially Speed (1994) but with a train
Sad to think we'll probably never see Rent-a-Hero turned into a story about a Silicon Valley tech start-up, described as "Uber for heroes"
![A paragraph from a page on the Empire website about the planned Rent-a-Hero movie, which was announced in 2016. Literally zero news about the film has surfaced since.
"[Steve] Pink and co-writer Jeff Morris are turning that basic concept into the idea of a slacker genius joining a tech start-up which bills itself as "Uber for heroes." But when he and some of his comrades learn that the company bigwigs are planning to weaponise the technology involved, they team up to stop that happening. “As SEGA fans, we are excited to dive into the near future with these Rent A Heroes, and explore what it means to be an everyday hero in a comedic, high-energy, action adventure,” Pink says in a statement carried by The Hollywood Reporter."
(https://www.empireonline.com/movies/news/steve-pink-directing-rent-hero-film-adaptation/)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ukv22ggwhnnhvlsgmew6zi7p/bafkreihm46432z4mre5wavjmdgd3lk7kanv2f7bnulepzpss7n4zkezyd4@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Sad to think we'll probably never see Rent-a-Hero turned into a story about a Silicon Valley tech start-up, described as "Uber for heroes"
Have they actually announced anything about the supposed Eternal Champions movie beyond "I don't know, it's being written by the Jurassic World guy" or is it gonna be like the live-action Akira where they'll threaten us with it for years and years and then it ultimately gets shelved
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Have they actually announced anything about the supposed Eternal Champions movie beyond "I don't know, it's being written by the Jurassic World guy" or is it gonna be like the live-action Akira where they'll threaten us with it for years and years and then it ultimately gets shelved
Can't believe I forgot about Fake Shemp
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Can't believe I forgot about Fake Shemp
Technically seven, if you *really* stretch the definition and count the guy who claims to be Curly's grandson on YouTube, whose comedic stylings include "dressing up as a giant baby" and "visiting the Stooges' graves"
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Technically seven, if you *really* stretch the definition and count the guy who claims to be Curly's grandson on YouTube, whose comedic stylings include "dressing up as a giant baby" and "visiting the Stooges' graves"