Clement Coleman
@clementcoleman.bsky.social
Writing, cooking & music
…for life
…for life
Picture of. House divided
There is evil and then there is this
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
January 24, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Picture of. House divided
Don’t call it a sick day, call it a fort day
January 22, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Don’t call it a sick day, call it a fort day
www.jezebel.com/agriculture-... someone needs to tell Brooke to put a sock in it—or perhaps a piece of broccoli
Agriculture Secretary Updates Depressing $3 Meal; Suggests Even Adding a Baked Potato!
“A really big piece of chicken,” Brooke Rollins explained, was what she meant last week, after she was endlessly mocked for the depressing meal suggestion.
www.jezebel.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 AM
www.jezebel.com/agriculture-... someone needs to tell Brooke to put a sock in it—or perhaps a piece of broccoli
Merry Christmas you heathens!
December 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Merry Christmas you heathens!
Clean that kitten
December 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Clean that kitten
Flop Scene with Rosie, Posey and June Carter Cat
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Flop Scene with Rosie, Posey and June Carter Cat
Joe Hill’s King Sorrow: the second best dragon book I’ve ever read and the most fun I’ve had reading in years. Epic! And now I don’t know what to do with my life…
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Joe Hill’s King Sorrow: the second best dragon book I’ve ever read and the most fun I’ve had reading in years. Epic! And now I don’t know what to do with my life…
Beazie beholds the clouds of the Finger Lakes
October 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Beazie beholds the clouds of the Finger Lakes
I’ve long hated the dirty martini, aka the $15 glass of chilled olive brine. Thanks @jayasaxena.com
Here I am in Slate, bravely coming out in favor of sweet, wet martinis (they gave this a more dramatic headline than intended but I stand by my feelings) slate.com/life/2025/10...
One of the Greatest Cocktails Has Been Ruined by a Nasty Trend. But There’s Hope on the Horizon.
The era of bracing bravado is coming to an end.
slate.com
October 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I’ve long hated the dirty martini, aka the $15 glass of chilled olive brine. Thanks @jayasaxena.com
What Bible are these motherfuckers even reading?
September 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
What Bible are these motherfuckers even reading?
This letter from Verlaine to Rimbaud—
I don't know if you'll still be in London when you get this. But I have to tell you that you must, thoroughly understand, finally, that I absolutely had to leave, that this life of violence, full of scenes with no motive but your imagination
I don't know if you'll still be in London when you get this. But I have to tell you that you must, thoroughly understand, finally, that I absolutely had to leave, that this life of violence, full of scenes with no motive but your imagination
September 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This letter from Verlaine to Rimbaud—
I don't know if you'll still be in London when you get this. But I have to tell you that you must, thoroughly understand, finally, that I absolutely had to leave, that this life of violence, full of scenes with no motive but your imagination
I don't know if you'll still be in London when you get this. But I have to tell you that you must, thoroughly understand, finally, that I absolutely had to leave, that this life of violence, full of scenes with no motive but your imagination
President Bone Spurs and the Department of War
September 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
President Bone Spurs and the Department of War
I wish #PopeFrancis had stacked the Supreme Court too
May 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I wish #PopeFrancis had stacked the Supreme Court too
Little pig man
April 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Little pig man
Everyone should be screaming like this! More of this, now please!
March 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Reposted by Clement Coleman
Can’t stop thinking about all the people who’ve lost their jobs. Losing your job in this country, it’s like annihilation—not least because it usually means losing health care, too. And for so many people, their entire sector has been eviscerated. I wouldn’t be able to feed my kids. It’s terrifying.
March 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Can’t stop thinking about all the people who’ve lost their jobs. Losing your job in this country, it’s like annihilation—not least because it usually means losing health care, too. And for so many people, their entire sector has been eviscerated. I wouldn’t be able to feed my kids. It’s terrifying.
Hurting people was never cool
March 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Hurting people was never cool
Something that is pretty clear to me is that DOGE has accidentally wiped out a bunch of FOIA guidance because it would have the word “privilege” in it
March 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Bill Fay - Strangers in the Fields
YouTube video by StringRamblerBale
youtu.be
March 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Reposted by Clement Coleman
DEMS ARE ON FIRE! And I am here for it!
Rep. LaMonica McIver: "We will not take this. We WILL fight back!"
Rep. LaMonica McIver: "We will not take this. We WILL fight back!"
February 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
DEMS ARE ON FIRE! And I am here for it!
Rep. LaMonica McIver: "We will not take this. We WILL fight back!"
Rep. LaMonica McIver: "We will not take this. We WILL fight back!"
Reposted by Clement Coleman
Jeffries: In our nation's history, 25% of our nation's debt was accumulated during the four years of the former president, 25%. How dare you lecture America about fiscal responsibility ever.
December 19, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Jeffries: In our nation's history, 25% of our nation's debt was accumulated during the four years of the former president, 25%. How dare you lecture America about fiscal responsibility ever.
someone:
Government is hard
Government is hard
December 20, 2024 at 12:21 AM
someone:
Government is hard
Government is hard