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Clay
@clayvage.bsky.social
· Sep 7
Seagulls are like street signs, you don’t realize how big they are until you’re trying to steal one.
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little bug standing with her hands on her hips trying to remember what blade of grass she laid 10,000 eggs on
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
little bug standing with her hands on her hips trying to remember what blade of grass she laid 10,000 eggs on
The world building in Seinfeld is incredible. They almost make New York seem like a real place
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The world building in Seinfeld is incredible. They almost make New York seem like a real place
Stopping at people that broke down on the side of the highway to tell them I don’t know anything about cars and I can’t help
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Stopping at people that broke down on the side of the highway to tell them I don’t know anything about cars and I can’t help
Sore throats really punch above their weight on the misery scale
October 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sore throats really punch above their weight on the misery scale
If your hairstylist fucks up your hair you should get to cut their hair
October 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If your hairstylist fucks up your hair you should get to cut their hair
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Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse.
September 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse.
Every time I get a window seat on a flight
September 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Every time I get a window seat on a flight
They should make new towns. All these MFers are old
September 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
They should make new towns. All these MFers are old
Fingernails and teeth should swap. I'll gladly trim my teeth, but my nails don't need attention more than once every 6 months.
September 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Fingernails and teeth should swap. I'll gladly trim my teeth, but my nails don't need attention more than once every 6 months.
Things would be much better off for all of us if heart disease worked faster
August 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Things would be much better off for all of us if heart disease worked faster
I cherish my boring, anodyne follows. Traffic was bad today? Dang. You're gonna watch some 30 rock? Nice. You're gonna order some Pho tonight? You sustain me.
August 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I cherish my boring, anodyne follows. Traffic was bad today? Dang. You're gonna watch some 30 rock? Nice. You're gonna order some Pho tonight? You sustain me.
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
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when they open up a new lane at the grocery store
August 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
when they open up a new lane at the grocery store
Bro, I swear, this quid better not be pro quo.
August 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Bro, I swear, this quid better not be pro quo.
Found this badboy on the curb. 1977 Sony Trinitron. Might fuck around and spend the next month restoring it.
August 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Found this badboy on the curb. 1977 Sony Trinitron. Might fuck around and spend the next month restoring it.
I always buy my shoes in pairs. I'm just quirky that way.
August 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I always buy my shoes in pairs. I'm just quirky that way.
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Everyone in politics is either actively doing evil or shrugging and trying to rip the last bits of copper wiring out of the walls before everything crumbles
August 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Everyone in politics is either actively doing evil or shrugging and trying to rip the last bits of copper wiring out of the walls before everything crumbles
Wtf are steel toad boots?
August 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Wtf are steel toad boots?
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What you’re articulating here is the difference btwn intentions and consequences
Counterpoint: Being late, for many people, isn't due to a lack of respect for others. Certainly not always the case, some people just don't care. But, I would say more often than not, people are stressed when they are late.
July 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
What you’re articulating here is the difference btwn intentions and consequences
They should invent old people that aren't so easy to scam
July 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
They should invent old people that aren't so easy to scam
If we're gonna be friends there are some ground rules:
1. Don't be in a room if I didn't expect you to be in there.
2. Don't not be in a room if I thought you in there.
1. Don't be in a room if I didn't expect you to be in there.
2. Don't not be in a room if I thought you in there.
July 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
If we're gonna be friends there are some ground rules:
1. Don't be in a room if I didn't expect you to be in there.
2. Don't not be in a room if I thought you in there.
1. Don't be in a room if I didn't expect you to be in there.
2. Don't not be in a room if I thought you in there.
A British gynecologist: "fallopian choobs"
July 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A British gynecologist: "fallopian choobs"
I don't care about your sign, tell me which white noise app you use to sleep
July 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I don't care about your sign, tell me which white noise app you use to sleep
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