claireee 💜
@clairehummel.bsky.social
unreliable narrator 👻
she/her | aquarius | fandom, books, swiftie, 1D girlie
she/her | aquarius | fandom, books, swiftie, 1D girlie
great day for annoying people bc this new 5sos single SLAPSS
September 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
great day for annoying people bc this new 5sos single SLAPSS
the butterfly ensemble effie wears during the reaping in catching fire is easily her best outfit in the entire franchise
September 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
the butterfly ensemble effie wears during the reaping in catching fire is easily her best outfit in the entire franchise
dating sucks like bro do you want me or NOTTTT
September 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
dating sucks like bro do you want me or NOTTTT
i will read anything T Kingfisher publishes, i’d probably read her grocery list if she let me
June 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i will read anything T Kingfisher publishes, i’d probably read her grocery list if she let me
these nasty ass palmetto bugs are my thirteenth reason GET ME OUTTA FLORIDA NEOW ‼️
March 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
these nasty ass palmetto bugs are my thirteenth reason GET ME OUTTA FLORIDA NEOW ‼️
and the fact that 3 weeks post breakup my life literally has not changed at all,, very telling 🤨🧐
March 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
and the fact that 3 weeks post breakup my life literally has not changed at all,, very telling 🤨🧐
college is so unserious bc why is one of the required films to watch in my english class scott pilgrim vs the world
im so excited lmfao
im so excited lmfao
March 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
college is so unserious bc why is one of the required films to watch in my english class scott pilgrim vs the world
im so excited lmfao
im so excited lmfao
me, having zero appetite until today 🥴
March 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
me, having zero appetite until today 🥴
it has been the longest/worst week, pls enjoy these cute pics 😗🫶🏻
March 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
it has been the longest/worst week, pls enjoy these cute pics 😗🫶🏻
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there’s nothing that i hate more than a failed nap attempt
March 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
there’s nothing that i hate more than a failed nap attempt
you know what’s funnier than 24?? 25 😎
happy birfday to meee 🥳💜
happy birfday to meee 🥳💜
January 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
you know what’s funnier than 24?? 25 😎
happy birfday to meee 🥳💜
happy birfday to meee 🥳💜
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How To Be a Writer, #111:
Open laptop
Look into the void
Scream into the void
Consider that maybe the void also sometimes feels this way about you
Ask the void if it takes milk
Choose a nice mug for the void
And maybe a chocolate biscuit
Lose yourself in the void
Tea
Open laptop
Look into the void
Scream into the void
Consider that maybe the void also sometimes feels this way about you
Ask the void if it takes milk
Choose a nice mug for the void
And maybe a chocolate biscuit
Lose yourself in the void
Tea
January 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
How To Be a Writer, #111:
Open laptop
Look into the void
Scream into the void
Consider that maybe the void also sometimes feels this way about you
Ask the void if it takes milk
Choose a nice mug for the void
And maybe a chocolate biscuit
Lose yourself in the void
Tea
Open laptop
Look into the void
Scream into the void
Consider that maybe the void also sometimes feels this way about you
Ask the void if it takes milk
Choose a nice mug for the void
And maybe a chocolate biscuit
Lose yourself in the void
Tea
when will my husband (deluxe edition onyx storm preorder) return from the war (get delivered or have a tracking update) 😫😫
January 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
when will my husband (deluxe edition onyx storm preorder) return from the war (get delivered or have a tracking update) 😫😫
finally got shipping info for the 5sos self titled vinyl i forgot i ordered and thought would never come, it says delivery on my birthday next week 🤩🤩🤩 screaming crying etc
January 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
finally got shipping info for the 5sos self titled vinyl i forgot i ordered and thought would never come, it says delivery on my birthday next week 🤩🤩🤩 screaming crying etc
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A reminder - don't use Amazon, but go to bookshops, which play a far more vital role in promoting literacy just by simply making books more visible, and allow you to find things by chance rather than by what the algorithm decides.
January 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
A reminder - don't use Amazon, but go to bookshops, which play a far more vital role in promoting literacy just by simply making books more visible, and allow you to find things by chance rather than by what the algorithm decides.
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Sorry buddies but we're not stupid
January 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Sorry buddies but we're not stupid
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Everybody remember to go get you a library card to help keep them funded
December 27, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Everybody remember to go get you a library card to help keep them funded
maybe a hot take but when it comes to books i LOATHE. the soft matte covers on paperbacks 😭 like y’all i got clammy hands and these covers show every!! little!! smudge!! stop this madness i beg of you
December 5, 2024 at 5:58 PM
maybe a hot take but when it comes to books i LOATHE. the soft matte covers on paperbacks 😭 like y’all i got clammy hands and these covers show every!! little!! smudge!! stop this madness i beg of you
i’m loving all the swiftie friends in my timeline but also, where’s my 5sos and 1D girlies 👀🥲 how do i find my people!!
November 27, 2024 at 1:13 AM
i’m loving all the swiftie friends in my timeline but also, where’s my 5sos and 1D girlies 👀🥲 how do i find my people!!
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If you don’t want to read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together by the fireplace whilst sharing a vintage bottle of Sauvignon Blanc in an abandoned château in the French countryside during a raging snowstorm, then please don’t tell me you’re “down for a good time”.
November 26, 2024 at 11:26 PM
If you don’t want to read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together by the fireplace whilst sharing a vintage bottle of Sauvignon Blanc in an abandoned château in the French countryside during a raging snowstorm, then please don’t tell me you’re “down for a good time”.
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tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
November 25, 2024 at 10:47 PM
tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
back on my craft shit, whipped up this cutie ornament as a gift for christmas 🎄🥰
November 24, 2024 at 1:40 PM
back on my craft shit, whipped up this cutie ornament as a gift for christmas 🎄🥰
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If you’re ever surprised by how clueless we, as a people, appear to be sometimes, just remember that a scant 25 years ago The Blair Witch project came out and 90% of the population was like “holy shit is this REAL?!”
November 23, 2024 at 12:12 AM
If you’re ever surprised by how clueless we, as a people, appear to be sometimes, just remember that a scant 25 years ago The Blair Witch project came out and 90% of the population was like “holy shit is this REAL?!”