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Flecktarn Van Zandt
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They call me the Woker
I like the idea of decoratively mounting guns but also believe it's unsafe so I need to do it with my silly little sporterized airgun
February 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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have you ever thought about how men's figure skating is just twink show jumping
February 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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I’ve got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots

I’ve got a lovely new plate carrier and lovely Multicam suit

And when we go on night patrol we hold each other’s hands

We are Homeland Security, and we’re throwing you in our vans
"I crashed my rental into your front yard last night..."
February 12, 2026 at 6:27 AM
My dumbass reddit coworker is quitting
February 11, 2026 at 11:22 PM
A 7th grade biology teacher is going to use this as an analogy for why inbreeding is bad
a society losing the plot in real time
February 10, 2026 at 11:09 PM
If you lose your dog so hard you need a neighborhood wide surveillance system to find it, you probably shouldn't have a dog
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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my only joy in the blatant increase of the surveillance state and data collecting is that paranoid schizophrenics seem a lot more rational now
February 9, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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No context
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
🥴
February 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Just get gud
Since Nov. 18 there have been more than three dozen cases of death cap poisonings, including the four deaths and three liver transplants. Many who sought medical attention suffered from rapidly evolving acute liver injury and liver failure.
apnews.com/article/mush...
4 people have died from eating death cap mushrooms as they spread in California after rains
Four people have died and three others have required a liver transplants after eating the death cap mushroom that is proliferating in California following a rainy winter.
apnews.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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what are you doing. why are you wearing that. stop it. bugs bunny would never smoke a blunt. he would never call lola his “bitch” [tears start streaming down my face] why would you do this
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Getting a visit from the good ideas fairy
February 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Hung with Epstein? No he was by himself in a cell
February 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I hate that so many people believe gun ownership is a requirement for masculinity because it means I need to share a hobby with insecure inbreds like this
January 31, 2026 at 12:42 AM
January 29, 2026 at 7:07 PM
January 28, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I think there needs to be more guns that are just the ak 47
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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they're discoursing about genders we can't even imagine
May 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
With ICE's love for brandishing weapons and being incredibly trigger happy you would think they would have active earpro
Whistles are now WMDs, according to the "high IQ" crowd.
January 26, 2026 at 5:34 AM
A bunch of people at the gun range talking about how they felt "baited" by trump. Real vibe shift happening
January 24, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Thinking about the time a bodega cat was killed by a waymo in SF so a bunch of people jumped one and burned it to the ground
January 24, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I think we're a month away from kristi noem calling Minnesota the USSR of the USA
January 24, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Maga cultists are saying it's a stigmata cuz he's literally Jesus
January 22, 2026 at 11:09 PM