Flecktarn Van Zandt
@cl8onrob.bsky.social
They call me the Woker
I like the idea of decoratively mounting guns but also believe it's unsafe so I need to do it with my silly little sporterized airgun
February 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I like the idea of decoratively mounting guns but also believe it's unsafe so I need to do it with my silly little sporterized airgun
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Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
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have you ever thought about how men's figure skating is just twink show jumping
February 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
have you ever thought about how men's figure skating is just twink show jumping
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I’ve got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots
I’ve got a lovely new plate carrier and lovely Multicam suit
And when we go on night patrol we hold each other’s hands
We are Homeland Security, and we’re throwing you in our vans
I’ve got a lovely new plate carrier and lovely Multicam suit
And when we go on night patrol we hold each other’s hands
We are Homeland Security, and we’re throwing you in our vans
"I crashed my rental into your front yard last night..."
February 12, 2026 at 6:27 AM
I’ve got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots
I’ve got a lovely new plate carrier and lovely Multicam suit
And when we go on night patrol we hold each other’s hands
We are Homeland Security, and we’re throwing you in our vans
I’ve got a lovely new plate carrier and lovely Multicam suit
And when we go on night patrol we hold each other’s hands
We are Homeland Security, and we’re throwing you in our vans
My dumbass reddit coworker is quitting
February 11, 2026 at 11:22 PM
My dumbass reddit coworker is quitting
A 7th grade biology teacher is going to use this as an analogy for why inbreeding is bad
February 10, 2026 at 11:09 PM
A 7th grade biology teacher is going to use this as an analogy for why inbreeding is bad
If you lose your dog so hard you need a neighborhood wide surveillance system to find it, you probably shouldn't have a dog
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
If you lose your dog so hard you need a neighborhood wide surveillance system to find it, you probably shouldn't have a dog
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my only joy in the blatant increase of the surveillance state and data collecting is that paranoid schizophrenics seem a lot more rational now
February 9, 2026 at 4:45 AM
my only joy in the blatant increase of the surveillance state and data collecting is that paranoid schizophrenics seem a lot more rational now
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Just get gud
Since Nov. 18 there have been more than three dozen cases of death cap poisonings, including the four deaths and three liver transplants. Many who sought medical attention suffered from rapidly evolving acute liver injury and liver failure.
apnews.com/article/mush...
apnews.com/article/mush...
4 people have died from eating death cap mushrooms as they spread in California after rains
Four people have died and three others have required a liver transplants after eating the death cap mushroom that is proliferating in California following a rainy winter.
apnews.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Just get gud
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what are you doing. why are you wearing that. stop it. bugs bunny would never smoke a blunt. he would never call lola his “bitch” [tears start streaming down my face] why would you do this
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
what are you doing. why are you wearing that. stop it. bugs bunny would never smoke a blunt. he would never call lola his “bitch” [tears start streaming down my face] why would you do this
Getting a visit from the good ideas fairy
February 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Getting a visit from the good ideas fairy
Hung with Epstein? No he was by himself in a cell
Sorry babe that sounds crazy but I’m slammed hopefully everything’s good www.thedailybeast.com/cbs-news-sta...
CBS News’ Star Hire Hung With Epstein as Baby Son Fought for Life
CBS News’ newest contributor seemingly chose Epstein over his wife’s plea for help.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Hung with Epstein? No he was by himself in a cell
I hate that so many people believe gun ownership is a requirement for masculinity because it means I need to share a hobby with insecure inbreds like this
Donald Trump has appeared to undermine Second Amendment rights in statements about Alex Pretti’s killing. Many in the firearms community are going along with it. www.wired.com/story/right-...
Right-Wing Gun Enthusiasts and Extremists Are Working Overtime to Justify Alex Pretti’s Killing
Donald Trump has appeared to undermine Second Amendment rights in statements about Alex Pretti’s killing. Many in the firearms community are going along with it.
www.wired.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I hate that so many people believe gun ownership is a requirement for masculinity because it means I need to share a hobby with insecure inbreds like this
Never forget
youtu.be/WBYrGQCHW7M?...
youtu.be/WBYrGQCHW7M?...
January 29, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Never forget
youtu.be/WBYrGQCHW7M?...
youtu.be/WBYrGQCHW7M?...
I think there needs to be more guns that are just the ak 47
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I think there needs to be more guns that are just the ak 47
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they're discoursing about genders we can't even imagine
May 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
they're discoursing about genders we can't even imagine
With ICE's love for brandishing weapons and being incredibly trigger happy you would think they would have active earpro
Whistles are now WMDs, according to the "high IQ" crowd.
January 26, 2026 at 5:34 AM
With ICE's love for brandishing weapons and being incredibly trigger happy you would think they would have active earpro
A bunch of people at the gun range talking about how they felt "baited" by trump. Real vibe shift happening
January 24, 2026 at 10:38 PM
A bunch of people at the gun range talking about how they felt "baited" by trump. Real vibe shift happening
Thinking about the time a bodega cat was killed by a waymo in SF so a bunch of people jumped one and burned it to the ground
At least 25 instances of driverless death traps illegally endangering the lives of children.
Their response, "Well, we haven't killed a kid yet!"
www.kxan.com/investigatio...
Their response, "Well, we haven't killed a kid yet!"
www.kxan.com/investigatio...
NTSB opens investigation into Waymo vehicles passing stopped Austin ISD buses
The National Transportation Safety Board has opened a safety investigation after multiple Waymo driverless vehicles were caught on camera passing stopped school buses in Austin.
www.kxan.com
January 24, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Thinking about the time a bodega cat was killed by a waymo in SF so a bunch of people jumped one and burned it to the ground
I think we're a month away from kristi noem calling Minnesota the USSR of the USA
January 24, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I think we're a month away from kristi noem calling Minnesota the USSR of the USA
Maga cultists are saying it's a stigmata cuz he's literally Jesus
January 22, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Maga cultists are saying it's a stigmata cuz he's literally Jesus