Brian Smith
@theactualbrian.bsky.social
I am the Brian, thy Brian.
Thou shalt have no other Brians before me!
Sorry, but I don't do DMs.
Thou shalt have no other Brians before me!
Sorry, but I don't do DMs.
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Brian Smith
@theactualbrian.bsky.social
· Jun 22
I accidentally deleted the old post, but I still blame Garland.
They've hidden my reply, turned off comments, then deleted the post and changed their PFP.
Definitely a troll.
Definitely a troll.
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
They've hidden my reply, turned off comments, then deleted the post and changed their PFP.
Definitely a troll.
Definitely a troll.
Pluribus is objectively bad.
Like many streaming shows, it needs a good editor.
We don't need most of what's happening, scenes drag on, and the plot crawls.
Three "executive editors" and none of them have ever edited anything.
A good editor is essential and they need to be able to cut your baby.
Like many streaming shows, it needs a good editor.
We don't need most of what's happening, scenes drag on, and the plot crawls.
Three "executive editors" and none of them have ever edited anything.
A good editor is essential and they need to be able to cut your baby.
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Pluribus is objectively bad.
Like many streaming shows, it needs a good editor.
We don't need most of what's happening, scenes drag on, and the plot crawls.
Three "executive editors" and none of them have ever edited anything.
A good editor is essential and they need to be able to cut your baby.
Like many streaming shows, it needs a good editor.
We don't need most of what's happening, scenes drag on, and the plot crawls.
Three "executive editors" and none of them have ever edited anything.
A good editor is essential and they need to be able to cut your baby.
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Not so goofy after all.
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Not so goofy after all.
Chuck just slowly walks up to a podium and reads the statement deemed most, politically effective by a committee of think tanks so they can print his words in the paper the next day.
He never entered the 20th century, much less the 21st.
He never entered the 20th century, much less the 21st.
It's really hard to understand why Schumer and Jeffries aren't screaming about the almost daily lies of Karoline Leavitt. Isn't that their job? They should be replaced before the midterms, but they probably won't be. Come on Dems. Forget tradition and alliances and put the country first.
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Chuck just slowly walks up to a podium and reads the statement deemed most, politically effective by a committee of think tanks so they can print his words in the paper the next day.
He never entered the 20th century, much less the 21st.
He never entered the 20th century, much less the 21st.
Every grocery store in the nation, I'm looking at you, HEB, don't stop selling turkey gravy the day after Thanksgiving!!!
Stock UP on that shit and cash in!
You NEED gravy for leftovers!!!
Get with the program! Stop listening to corporate "wiSdOm" about "seasonal" items!!!
Stock UP on that shit and cash in!
You NEED gravy for leftovers!!!
Get with the program! Stop listening to corporate "wiSdOm" about "seasonal" items!!!
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Every grocery store in the nation, I'm looking at you, HEB, don't stop selling turkey gravy the day after Thanksgiving!!!
Stock UP on that shit and cash in!
You NEED gravy for leftovers!!!
Get with the program! Stop listening to corporate "wiSdOm" about "seasonal" items!!!
Stock UP on that shit and cash in!
You NEED gravy for leftovers!!!
Get with the program! Stop listening to corporate "wiSdOm" about "seasonal" items!!!
How telling that with Brooks out they choose someone from The Atlantic to represent the "conservative" view.
The last question is amazing.
Old ghoul says you must listen and understand where they're coming from.
Capehart says, "Fuck your opinion if it's bigoted!" *
youtu.be/rM4jcMN2RAU?...
The last question is amazing.
Old ghoul says you must listen and understand where they're coming from.
Capehart says, "Fuck your opinion if it's bigoted!" *
youtu.be/rM4jcMN2RAU?...
Capehart and Wehner on Trump's reaction to the National Guard shooting
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
How telling that with Brooks out they choose someone from The Atlantic to represent the "conservative" view.
The last question is amazing.
Old ghoul says you must listen and understand where they're coming from.
Capehart says, "Fuck your opinion if it's bigoted!" *
youtu.be/rM4jcMN2RAU?...
The last question is amazing.
Old ghoul says you must listen and understand where they're coming from.
Capehart says, "Fuck your opinion if it's bigoted!" *
youtu.be/rM4jcMN2RAU?...
Things never change.
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Things never change.
A story told in two parts, years apart, like a crappy Wes Anderson concept trilogy.
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A story told in two parts, years apart, like a crappy Wes Anderson concept trilogy.
And they were works of art with deep meaning.
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
And they were works of art with deep meaning.
The peace president who demanded a Noble Peace Prize is invading Venezuela because their free elections didn't go the way he, personally wanted them to go.
Ground troops soon.
Trump says airspace above and surrounding Venezuela to be closed - www.reuters.com/world/americ...
Ground troops soon.
Trump says airspace above and surrounding Venezuela to be closed - www.reuters.com/world/americ...
Trump says airspace above and around Venezuela should be considered closed
The FAA recently warned major airlines of a "potentially hazardous situation" when flying over Venezuela.
www.reuters.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The peace president who demanded a Noble Peace Prize is invading Venezuela because their free elections didn't go the way he, personally wanted them to go.
Ground troops soon.
Trump says airspace above and surrounding Venezuela to be closed - www.reuters.com/world/americ...
Ground troops soon.
Trump says airspace above and surrounding Venezuela to be closed - www.reuters.com/world/americ...
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
And they're being attacked.
Interesting.
Interesting.
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
And they're being attacked.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Ok, that's confirmed.
We need a law enforcement body, separate from the federal government, that polices the federal government.
They're all Russian assets.
Exclusive: US peace plan for Ukraine drew from Russian document, sources say - www.reuters.com/world/europe...
We need a law enforcement body, separate from the federal government, that polices the federal government.
They're all Russian assets.
Exclusive: US peace plan for Ukraine drew from Russian document, sources say - www.reuters.com/world/europe...
www.reuters.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Ok, that's confirmed.
We need a law enforcement body, separate from the federal government, that polices the federal government.
They're all Russian assets.
Exclusive: US peace plan for Ukraine drew from Russian document, sources say - www.reuters.com/world/europe...
We need a law enforcement body, separate from the federal government, that polices the federal government.
They're all Russian assets.
Exclusive: US peace plan for Ukraine drew from Russian document, sources say - www.reuters.com/world/europe...
How many decades old is this comic???
And also, Calvin, you don't know the half of it!
Yes, we've been eroding slowly for decades. We're simply at the end of it now.
And also, Calvin, you don't know the half of it!
Yes, we've been eroding slowly for decades. We're simply at the end of it now.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
How many decades old is this comic???
And also, Calvin, you don't know the half of it!
Yes, we've been eroding slowly for decades. We're simply at the end of it now.
And also, Calvin, you don't know the half of it!
Yes, we've been eroding slowly for decades. We're simply at the end of it now.
George Carlin used to do an act, "Words no one has ever said before."
This headline just dropped off that list.
This headline just dropped off that list.
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
George Carlin used to do an act, "Words no one has ever said before."
This headline just dropped off that list.
This headline just dropped off that list.
So, we're going to declassify tons of stuff that likely shows US intelligence agencies doing things they shouldn't at the same time that we're being torn apart from within and have lost all standing on the world's stage.
Putin is behind it all.
He had to be.
www.reuters.com/world/us/how...
Putin is behind it all.
He had to be.
www.reuters.com/world/us/how...
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
So, we're going to declassify tons of stuff that likely shows US intelligence agencies doing things they shouldn't at the same time that we're being torn apart from within and have lost all standing on the world's stage.
Putin is behind it all.
He had to be.
www.reuters.com/world/us/how...
Putin is behind it all.
He had to be.
www.reuters.com/world/us/how...
Guy with this PFP, execution style shot to the head, is arguing that age should be a disqualifying factor in doing certain jobs.
Ageism. He was really doubling down, over and over.
Ageism. He was really doubling down, over and over.
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Guy with this PFP, execution style shot to the head, is arguing that age should be a disqualifying factor in doing certain jobs.
Ageism. He was really doubling down, over and over.
Ageism. He was really doubling down, over and over.
Putin will kill us all and never fire a shot.
The EPA is starting to allow the use of pesticides containing PFAS on food.
The move is part of an effort to roll back the regulation of what are called "forever chemicals" because they don't break down easily in the environment.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Putin will kill us all and never fire a shot.
This should be the new Batman slapping Robin meme.
Possibly a #Mr&Mrs shot for #BirdOfTheDay? 😜
Two goldfinches fighting over the bath
#stunday #EastCoastKin #ItsMyTurn
Two goldfinches fighting over the bath
#stunday #EastCoastKin #ItsMyTurn
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This should be the new Batman slapping Robin meme.