C.J. Arellano
@cjlgva.bsky.social
writer / filmmaker / proud father to a basket of USB-C cables
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Read my list of the scariest episodes from my all-time favorite show. Agree? Disagree? Still having night terrors about the Peacock brothers?? 😱👽🛸👹👻💀
Happy #XFilesDay! To celebrate, we covered the scariest episode from each season of The X-Files! #horrorsky
The Scariest Episode from Every Season of ‘The X-FILES’
It’s impossible to overstate the influence of The X-Files. Horror fans can spot its cultural ripple effects everywhere from Buffy to The Conjuring to Sinners. The show traversed countless subgenres an...
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October 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Read my list of the scariest episodes from my all-time favorite show. Agree? Disagree? Still having night terrors about the Peacock brothers?? 😱👽🛸👹👻💀
Hi there! I hope you're doing a well! That's not a typo. I hope you're having sex with a well.
March 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Hi there! I hope you're doing a well! That's not a typo. I hope you're having sex with a well.
“It’s Ass Wednesday” - me as the new pope
March 5, 2025 at 9:14 AM
“It’s Ass Wednesday” - me as the new pope
a guy named Matt but he spells it “Matte”
February 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
a guy named Matt but he spells it “Matte”
"so excited to announce"
sorry, i don’t care, unless the thing being announced is an earth-killing asteroid
sorry, i don’t care, unless the thing being announced is an earth-killing asteroid
January 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"so excited to announce"
sorry, i don’t care, unless the thing being announced is an earth-killing asteroid
sorry, i don’t care, unless the thing being announced is an earth-killing asteroid
Do I need to have seen CONVLEX to understand CONCLAVE?
December 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Do I need to have seen CONVLEX to understand CONCLAVE?
90% of my anxiety is caused by podcast hosts who say they’ll talk about something later and never do.
December 19, 2024 at 4:03 PM
90% of my anxiety is caused by podcast hosts who say they’ll talk about something later and never do.
2024 has been a long year. I totally forgot O.J. Simpson died.
December 15, 2024 at 2:49 AM
2024 has been a long year. I totally forgot O.J. Simpson died.
Les Mis but the cast is all Beastie Boys:
There is a castle on a CLOUD!
I like to go there in my SLEEP!
Crying at all is not ALLOWED!
Not in my castle on a CLOUD!
There is a castle on a CLOUD!
I like to go there in my SLEEP!
Crying at all is not ALLOWED!
Not in my castle on a CLOUD!
December 12, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Les Mis but the cast is all Beastie Boys:
There is a castle on a CLOUD!
I like to go there in my SLEEP!
Crying at all is not ALLOWED!
Not in my castle on a CLOUD!
There is a castle on a CLOUD!
I like to go there in my SLEEP!
Crying at all is not ALLOWED!
Not in my castle on a CLOUD!
Face unafraid the plans that we made? In this economy??
December 9, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Face unafraid the plans that we made? In this economy??
I don’t know who needs to hear this…
…so I’m going to think more about my audience before I say what I have to say.
…so I’m going to think more about my audience before I say what I have to say.
December 6, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this…
…so I’m going to think more about my audience before I say what I have to say.
…so I’m going to think more about my audience before I say what I have to say.
me on house hunters: “ooh and this can be our guacamole room!”
narrator: “their guacamole budget is $15,000”
narrator: “their guacamole budget is $15,000”
December 6, 2024 at 1:19 AM
me on house hunters: “ooh and this can be our guacamole room!”
narrator: “their guacamole budget is $15,000”
narrator: “their guacamole budget is $15,000”
“Erotic” is such a charmingly boomer word. Like, I don’t know anyone under 50 going around calling things erotic.
December 5, 2024 at 7:33 PM
“Erotic” is such a charmingly boomer word. Like, I don’t know anyone under 50 going around calling things erotic.
Do the French call it “Disney Ploos”?
December 5, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Do the French call it “Disney Ploos”?
that one friend who just moved to Pangaea: “i love it, it’s sooo walkable”
November 28, 2024 at 11:38 AM
that one friend who just moved to Pangaea: “i love it, it’s sooo walkable”