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C.J. Arellano

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C.J. Arellano @cjlgva.bsky.social · 3d

Read my list of the scariest episodes from my all-time favorite show. Agree? Disagree? Still having night terrors about the Peacock brothers?? 😱👽🛸👹👻💀

HORROR PRESS @horrorpress.com · 3d

Happy #XFilesDay! To celebrate, we covered the scariest episode from each season of The X-Files! #horrorsky

The Scariest Episode from Every Season of ‘The X-FILES’

It’s impossible to overstate the influence of The X-Files. Horror fans can spot its cultural ripple effects everywhere from Buffy to The Conjuring to Sinners. The show traversed countless subgenres an...

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C.J. Arellano @cjlgva.bsky.social · Mar 10

Hi there! I hope you're doing a well! That's not a typo. I hope you're having sex with a well.

C.J. Arellano @cjlgva.bsky.social · Mar 5

“It’s Ass Wednesday” - me as the new pope

C.J. Arellano @cjlgva.bsky.social · Feb 7

a guy named Matt but he spells it “Matte”

C.J. Arellano @cjlgva.bsky.social · Jan 25

"so excited to announce"

sorry, i don’t care, unless the thing being announced is an earth-killing asteroid

C.J. Arellano @cjlgva.bsky.social · Dec 23

Do I need to have seen CONVLEX to understand CONCLAVE?

C.J. Arellano @cjlgva.bsky.social · Dec 19

90% of my anxiety is caused by podcast hosts who say they’ll talk about something later and never do.

C.J. Arellano @cjlgva.bsky.social · Dec 15

2024 has been a long year. I totally forgot O.J. Simpson died.

C.J. Arellano @cjlgva.bsky.social · Dec 12

Les Mis but the cast is all Beastie Boys:

There is a castle on a CLOUD!
I like to go there in my SLEEP!
Crying at all is not ALLOWED!
Not in my castle on a CLOUD!

C.J. Arellano @cjlgva.bsky.social · Dec 9

Face unafraid the plans that we made? In this economy??

C.J. Arellano @cjlgva.bsky.social · Dec 6

I don’t know who needs to hear this…

…so I’m going to think more about my audience before I say what I have to say.

C.J. Arellano @cjlgva.bsky.social · Dec 6

me on house hunters: “ooh and this can be our guacamole room!”

narrator: “their guacamole budget is $15,000”

C.J. Arellano @cjlgva.bsky.social · Dec 5

“Erotic” is such a charmingly boomer word. Like, I don’t know anyone under 50 going around calling things erotic.

C.J. Arellano @cjlgva.bsky.social · Dec 5

Do the French call it “Disney Ploos”?

C.J. Arellano @cjlgva.bsky.social · Nov 28

that one friend who just moved to Pangaea: “i love it, it’s sooo walkable”