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10 thumbed tone deaf no talent noise polluters
You can find a PDF here.
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November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
An image from the 1963 "BBC Engineering Division Monograph - 'Radiophonics in the BBC"

Can't argue with that advice...
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Bear with me while i put this impossible to actually use uberblack™ one up for sale at a price just 20% higher than normal, in our EXCLUSIVE 10% OFF BLACK FRIDAY DEALS!
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Now available: White Hate Echo... and we're not referring to Twitter!

BOOM! See what we did there? I think they call it satire...

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November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Hmmm, to turn it or to not turn it on...?

Sometimes the only real question you have to ask yourself is "exactly how much do i enjoy digging rectifier valve shrapnel out of my face?" 🤔

I'm guessing the coroners report will read death by misadventure...
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"age old hatred never takes a holiday"

It's a right old pretty much unlistenable holiday knees up.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Its almost as if we REALLY want to receive a cease & desist letter!
Christmas is coming, so why not get yourself a circuitbehringers photocopier logo tshirt while you still can. Theres a few different colours available.
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November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What kind of evil bastard would wave this kind of thing around in front of a recovering delayaholic and expect you to not end up owning them?

A couple more MX99's in their various guises to add to the collection...
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
You have to admire JPR Electronics enthusiasm for writing the word circuitbenders, if not the execution! 😉
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The fact that it appears that all the LED's have died is a little suspicious, or is it just very dim? If they've all died completely it could possibly just indicate a power problem or a dodgy connection.

Lets all take a moment to admire the extremely technical '3D' drawings in the service manual.
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
November 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You know what? I think i could of worked this out myself.
When i rise to power it will be a criminal offence to have error codes on something, but never actually explain what they mean.
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Shame they look like this cheap plastic CTK4000 monstrosity these days, rather than the chunky kind of industrial look of the old MT series.
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Some bastard always snuck in their Realistic Concertmate 500, but left with an SK...
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
What part of this image doesn't say 'unlimited fun' to you?
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hang on a second! It seems that Casio have been sneaking sampling back into their horrible home keyboards for years! The CTK4000/5000 series can sample 10 seconds over 8 sounds. Quick, to eBay!
www.reddit.com/r/Samplers/c...
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
A fairly rare Digitech XP400 Reverberator pedal, converted into a XP-MULTI pedal with switchable operating systems for all of the Digitech XP series.
The LED's indicate which pedal its running as.
Red - XP100 Whammy/Wah
Blue - XP200 Modulator
Yellow - XP300 Space Station
White - XP400 Reverberator
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
A colour we're calling Rhubarb & Custard, but could just as easily be "middle aged tabloid paper reading British white male on holiday in a sunny country"

GET IT HERE!
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November 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Praise Jesus and all his little wizards! Our etsy shop now has built in pricing for US customers so you pay tariffs at the checkout. In theory you won't pay any extra import fees to US customs.
We're so excited by this we thought we'd post it before the US is even awake!
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November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Up to the individual i guess...
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Well.... An XLR plug reciprocating saw adapter...

Theres a thing i didn't know existed until today... (discrete cough) 😉
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November 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
That moment you discover that the foam shock mounting for the spring line in your ancient analogue reverb & delay, has somehow morphed into some kind of rock hard sticky concrete biscuit substance and sandblasted itself into all the pots and jack sockets.
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I don't know if whoever installed this TR505 backlight did something weird, but i'm not 100% sure about it. In the dark i guess its effective, but otherwise in some cases the odd viewing angle actually makes it a bit more difficult to see, and the random honeycomb effect is a bit strange.
November 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
erm....

Just...

What.....?
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Apparently it's national cat day, so heres Assistant #2 helping find my extremely dusty Casio PT-10, which was the first keyboard I ever owned.
October 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM