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I know we make a lot of sometimes hellishly noisy kit, but if you make "white power electronics" or similar laughably tragic right wing bullshit then please feel free to just fuck off and grow up. We really don't need or want your money.
Imagine having the uninhibited self confidence of someone who never ever actually reads the emails they recieve, but replies to them anyway...
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Imagine having the uninhibited self confidence of someone who never ever actually reads the emails they recieve, but replies to them anyway...
Is it normal to start messaging businesses actually asking for Black Friday discounts if they haven't announced any? Is that how this works?
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Is it normal to start messaging businesses actually asking for Black Friday discounts if they haven't announced any? Is that how this works?
Now available: White Hate Echo... and we're not referring to Twitter!
BOOM! See what we did there? I think they call it satire...
circuitbenders.etsy.com/listing/1173...
BOOM! See what we did there? I think they call it satire...
circuitbenders.etsy.com/listing/1173...
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Now available: White Hate Echo... and we're not referring to Twitter!
BOOM! See what we did there? I think they call it satire...
circuitbenders.etsy.com/listing/1173...
BOOM! See what we did there? I think they call it satire...
circuitbenders.etsy.com/listing/1173...
Fedex once again claiming they tried to deliver, but there was nobody here, with a photo of a completely different building i've never seen before...
Its 2025, GPS exists. How is this possible?
Its 2025, GPS exists. How is this possible?
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Fedex once again claiming they tried to deliver, but there was nobody here, with a photo of a completely different building i've never seen before...
Its 2025, GPS exists. How is this possible?
Its 2025, GPS exists. How is this possible?
Hmmm, to turn it or to not turn it on...?
Sometimes the only real question you have to ask yourself is "exactly how much do i enjoy digging rectifier valve shrapnel out of my face?" 🤔
I'm guessing the coroners report will read death by misadventure...
Sometimes the only real question you have to ask yourself is "exactly how much do i enjoy digging rectifier valve shrapnel out of my face?" 🤔
I'm guessing the coroners report will read death by misadventure...
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hmmm, to turn it or to not turn it on...?
Sometimes the only real question you have to ask yourself is "exactly how much do i enjoy digging rectifier valve shrapnel out of my face?" 🤔
I'm guessing the coroners report will read death by misadventure...
Sometimes the only real question you have to ask yourself is "exactly how much do i enjoy digging rectifier valve shrapnel out of my face?" 🤔
I'm guessing the coroners report will read death by misadventure...
Its almost as if we REALLY want to receive a cease & desist letter!
Christmas is coming, so why not get yourself a circuitbehringers photocopier logo tshirt while you still can. Theres a few different colours available.
circuitbenders.teemill.com/product/circ...
Christmas is coming, so why not get yourself a circuitbehringers photocopier logo tshirt while you still can. Theres a few different colours available.
circuitbenders.teemill.com/product/circ...
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Its almost as if we REALLY want to receive a cease & desist letter!
Christmas is coming, so why not get yourself a circuitbehringers photocopier logo tshirt while you still can. Theres a few different colours available.
circuitbenders.teemill.com/product/circ...
Christmas is coming, so why not get yourself a circuitbehringers photocopier logo tshirt while you still can. Theres a few different colours available.
circuitbenders.teemill.com/product/circ...
What kind of evil bastard would wave this kind of thing around in front of a recovering delayaholic and expect you to not end up owning them?
A couple more MX99's in their various guises to add to the collection...
A couple more MX99's in their various guises to add to the collection...
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What kind of evil bastard would wave this kind of thing around in front of a recovering delayaholic and expect you to not end up owning them?
A couple more MX99's in their various guises to add to the collection...
A couple more MX99's in their various guises to add to the collection...
You have to admire JPR Electronics enthusiasm for writing the word circuitbenders, if not the execution! 😉
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
You have to admire JPR Electronics enthusiasm for writing the word circuitbenders, if not the execution! 😉
"Don't be ridiculous, of course it isn't ok for you to copy my music exactly and make a lot more money out of it than i ever have" says the angry guy on Facebook who makes their music exclusively using Behringer equipment...
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"Don't be ridiculous, of course it isn't ok for you to copy my music exactly and make a lot more money out of it than i ever have" says the angry guy on Facebook who makes their music exclusively using Behringer equipment...
I'd completely forgotten about the terrifyingly threatening voice of the modded Interactive Solar System game. The guy seems to have been taking tips from Vincent Price, in that every sentence comes with an unspoken mwahahahaaaa!
Interactive solar system demo
Some endless space facts in a terrifyingly sinister voice from an 'Interactive Solar System' Toy. You wouldn't want to suddenly hear that guy behind you in a darkened room! Download and use however yo
soundcloud.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I'd completely forgotten about the terrifyingly threatening voice of the modded Interactive Solar System game. The guy seems to have been taking tips from Vincent Price, in that every sentence comes with an unspoken mwahahahaaaa!
Could anyone imagine Korg or Yamaha releasing a straight out copy of a Roland, Moog or even an Arturia unit with the same sound and appearance, and not even pretending that it wasn't a very deliberate clone? Imagine the uproar!
Weird that we're apparently fine with Behringer doing exactly that.
Weird that we're apparently fine with Behringer doing exactly that.
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Could anyone imagine Korg or Yamaha releasing a straight out copy of a Roland, Moog or even an Arturia unit with the same sound and appearance, and not even pretending that it wasn't a very deliberate clone? Imagine the uproar!
Weird that we're apparently fine with Behringer doing exactly that.
Weird that we're apparently fine with Behringer doing exactly that.
All of you people putting off buying stuff from us because you're hoping for some kind of Black Friday bonanza are going to look really stupid when we don't jump on board this specific capitalist feeding frenzy....
This post has been brought to you by the circuitbenders marketing nihilism division.
This post has been brought to you by the circuitbenders marketing nihilism division.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
All of you people putting off buying stuff from us because you're hoping for some kind of Black Friday bonanza are going to look really stupid when we don't jump on board this specific capitalist feeding frenzy....
This post has been brought to you by the circuitbenders marketing nihilism division.
This post has been brought to you by the circuitbenders marketing nihilism division.
Just trying to find some potentiometers on Mouser, and in their filters for their pots category theres a dedicated 'product type - guitar potentiometers' section, and i dare not look at it because i just know its going to make me angry.
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Just trying to find some potentiometers on Mouser, and in their filters for their pots category theres a dedicated 'product type - guitar potentiometers' section, and i dare not look at it because i just know its going to make me angry.
Nobody has ever come close to Underworld when it comes to having tracks with various recognisable elements that they can break down and reassemble live into something completely different, and it still somehow remains the same song. This is absolute genius.
Underworld - King Of Snake (Everything...)
YouTube video by 3xrymek
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Nobody has ever come close to Underworld when it comes to having tracks with various recognisable elements that they can break down and reassemble live into something completely different, and it still somehow remains the same song. This is absolute genius.
You know what? I think i could of worked this out myself.
When i rise to power it will be a criminal offence to have error codes on something, but never actually explain what they mean.
When i rise to power it will be a criminal offence to have error codes on something, but never actually explain what they mean.
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
You know what? I think i could of worked this out myself.
When i rise to power it will be a criminal offence to have error codes on something, but never actually explain what they mean.
When i rise to power it will be a criminal offence to have error codes on something, but never actually explain what they mean.
Hang on a second! It seems that Casio have been sneaking sampling back into their horrible home keyboards for years! The CTK4000/5000 series can sample 10 seconds over 8 sounds. Quick, to eBay!
www.reddit.com/r/Samplers/c...
www.reddit.com/r/Samplers/c...
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Hang on a second! It seems that Casio have been sneaking sampling back into their horrible home keyboards for years! The CTK4000/5000 series can sample 10 seconds over 8 sounds. Quick, to eBay!
www.reddit.com/r/Samplers/c...
www.reddit.com/r/Samplers/c...
I can't help wondering what it's like to wake up on a daily basis in your late 50's or early 60's to find that you're inexplicably STILL in a band like Cannibal Corpse, and later on you've got to play Hammer Smashed Face like you mean it... again.
Funny old world isn't it? That's showbiz for you 😉
Funny old world isn't it? That's showbiz for you 😉
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I can't help wondering what it's like to wake up on a daily basis in your late 50's or early 60's to find that you're inexplicably STILL in a band like Cannibal Corpse, and later on you've got to play Hammer Smashed Face like you mean it... again.
Funny old world isn't it? That's showbiz for you 😉
Funny old world isn't it? That's showbiz for you 😉
Spend 20 minutes trying to figure out why the pedal you're working on has stopped working, only to discover that what you thought was one guitar lead on the floor is in fact two absolutely identical leads, and you've plugged one into the pedal and the other lead into your guitar. 🤔
#professionals
#professionals
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Spend 20 minutes trying to figure out why the pedal you're working on has stopped working, only to discover that what you thought was one guitar lead on the floor is in fact two absolutely identical leads, and you've plugged one into the pedal and the other lead into your guitar. 🤔
#professionals
#professionals
A fairly rare Digitech XP400 Reverberator pedal, converted into a XP-MULTI pedal with switchable operating systems for all of the Digitech XP series.
The LED's indicate which pedal its running as.
Red - XP100 Whammy/Wah
Blue - XP200 Modulator
Yellow - XP300 Space Station
White - XP400 Reverberator
The LED's indicate which pedal its running as.
Red - XP100 Whammy/Wah
Blue - XP200 Modulator
Yellow - XP300 Space Station
White - XP400 Reverberator
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
A fairly rare Digitech XP400 Reverberator pedal, converted into a XP-MULTI pedal with switchable operating systems for all of the Digitech XP series.
The LED's indicate which pedal its running as.
Red - XP100 Whammy/Wah
Blue - XP200 Modulator
Yellow - XP300 Space Station
White - XP400 Reverberator
The LED's indicate which pedal its running as.
Red - XP100 Whammy/Wah
Blue - XP200 Modulator
Yellow - XP300 Space Station
White - XP400 Reverberator
The popular LTspice circuit simulation software was first released in 1999. which is odd because even 26 years later it still has a user interface that feels like it was designed in 1989. Its just painful.
Why do we have to put up with this shit? See the Eagle PCB design software for more details..
Why do we have to put up with this shit? See the Eagle PCB design software for more details..
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The popular LTspice circuit simulation software was first released in 1999. which is odd because even 26 years later it still has a user interface that feels like it was designed in 1989. Its just painful.
Why do we have to put up with this shit? See the Eagle PCB design software for more details..
Why do we have to put up with this shit? See the Eagle PCB design software for more details..
A colour we're calling Rhubarb & Custard, but could just as easily be "middle aged tabloid paper reading British white male on holiday in a sunny country"
GET IT HERE!
circuitbenders.etsy.com/listing/1173...
GET IT HERE!
circuitbenders.etsy.com/listing/1173...
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
A colour we're calling Rhubarb & Custard, but could just as easily be "middle aged tabloid paper reading British white male on holiday in a sunny country"
GET IT HERE!
circuitbenders.etsy.com/listing/1173...
GET IT HERE!
circuitbenders.etsy.com/listing/1173...
Praise Jesus and all his little wizards! Our etsy shop now has built in pricing for US customers so you pay tariffs at the checkout. In theory you won't pay any extra import fees to US customs.
We're so excited by this we thought we'd post it before the US is even awake!
www.etsy.com/shop/circuit...
We're so excited by this we thought we'd post it before the US is even awake!
www.etsy.com/shop/circuit...
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Praise Jesus and all his little wizards! Our etsy shop now has built in pricing for US customers so you pay tariffs at the checkout. In theory you won't pay any extra import fees to US customs.
We're so excited by this we thought we'd post it before the US is even awake!
www.etsy.com/shop/circuit...
We're so excited by this we thought we'd post it before the US is even awake!
www.etsy.com/shop/circuit...
Niche Insults #154: "He's about as effective as the unsubscribe button on a mailout from a plugin seller."
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Niche Insults #154: "He's about as effective as the unsubscribe button on a mailout from a plugin seller."
Well.... An XLR plug reciprocating saw adapter...
Theres a thing i didn't know existed until today... (discrete cough) 😉
www.amazon.co.uk/Connector-At...
Theres a thing i didn't know existed until today... (discrete cough) 😉
www.amazon.co.uk/Connector-At...
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Well.... An XLR plug reciprocating saw adapter...
Theres a thing i didn't know existed until today... (discrete cough) 😉
www.amazon.co.uk/Connector-At...
Theres a thing i didn't know existed until today... (discrete cough) 😉
www.amazon.co.uk/Connector-At...
That moment you discover that the foam shock mounting for the spring line in your ancient analogue reverb & delay, has somehow morphed into some kind of rock hard sticky concrete biscuit substance and sandblasted itself into all the pots and jack sockets.
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
That moment you discover that the foam shock mounting for the spring line in your ancient analogue reverb & delay, has somehow morphed into some kind of rock hard sticky concrete biscuit substance and sandblasted itself into all the pots and jack sockets.