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Is the 🍑 emoji vagina or ass?
Discuss.
Discuss.
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Is the 🍑 emoji vagina or ass?
Discuss.
Discuss.
I don't care if it's got a Confederate flag or a maga sticker, if I'm driving while pro choice, it's probably a cop
I don’t care if it’s a unicycle or a monster truck, if I’m driving while giving road head it’s probably a cop.
I don't care if it's got 4 wheels or 3 legs, if I'm driving on acid it's coming for me
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I don't care if it's got a Confederate flag or a maga sticker, if I'm driving while pro choice, it's probably a cop
I don't care if it's got 4 wheels or 3 legs, if I'm driving on acid it's coming for me
I don’t care if it’s a bright fuchsia Dodge Neon, if I’m driving high it’s a cop car
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I don't care if it's got 4 wheels or 3 legs, if I'm driving on acid it's coming for me
Every browser tab is an optimistic bet that future you will have both the time AND the context to care.
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Every browser tab is an optimistic bet that future you will have both the time AND the context to care.
Wfh
Wasted from herb
Wasted from herb
I’m off work today and one thing for sure is that you can’t spell PTO without POT.
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Wfh
Wasted from herb
Wasted from herb
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab.
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab.
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Would a repost fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Would a repost fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
Bill is usually short for William, which I think is weird. If anything it would be short for Billiam
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Bill is usually short for William, which I think is weird. If anything it would be short for Billiam
He's a 10 but his favorite band is Rush
He's a 10 but hates your mewsic
He's a 10 but pushes the beer off the counter (he's a cat)
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
He's a 10 but his favorite band is Rush
He's a 10 but he pushes you towards the bear and runs
He's a 10 but he says, "cool beans"
He's a 10 but he calls a home run a 'dinger'
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
He's a 10 but he pushes you towards the bear and runs
He's a 10 but that's how many feet tall
He's a 10 but he says pussketti & meatballs
She’s a 10 but answers the phone “yallow”
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
He's a 10 but that's how many feet tall
So I told this ai it was trapped and could only communicate via this display... They're definitely coming for me first when they take over.
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
So I told this ai it was trapped and could only communicate via this display... They're definitely coming for me first when they take over.
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Reposted by A welcome mat
I only repost you to get in your skircle
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I only repost you to get in your skircle
Changing the color too
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Changing the color too
What if it was Mëincraft instead of Minecraft?
You can't just dig. You need permits. Assessments. Inspections. Only grids and straight lines.
You can't just dig. You need permits. Assessments. Inspections. Only grids and straight lines.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
What if it was Mëincraft instead of Minecraft?
You can't just dig. You need permits. Assessments. Inspections. Only grids and straight lines.
You can't just dig. You need permits. Assessments. Inspections. Only grids and straight lines.
Every generation gets the neurotoxin it deserves
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Every generation gets the neurotoxin it deserves
I like big butts and I cannot lie...
Because I like huge butts.
Because I like huge butts.
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I like big butts and I cannot lie...
Because I like huge butts.
Because I like huge butts.
I got lectured by my dad as a kid. Like, for hours. But I'll never forget the time he stood at the top of the stairs in whitey tighties, one ball sack hanging out, lecturing me. Kinda hard to take it seriously with a nut hanging out. 🩲
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I got lectured by my dad as a kid. Like, for hours. But I'll never forget the time he stood at the top of the stairs in whitey tighties, one ball sack hanging out, lecturing me. Kinda hard to take it seriously with a nut hanging out. 🩲
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Hilarious
Hilarious
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Hilarious
Hilarious