Ava Rose-Shirley
@cinderelladesade.bsky.social
Former litigation data analyst, relationship coach, GSRD Consultant, delivery driver, cinema concessions and box office, radio host, and that person who was assigned nightly to pick up THOSE shoes at Ross. (My misanthropy is earned.)
Always a Musician.
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Always a Musician.
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Cut to the Badger:
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Cut to the Badger:
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Voice AI has infected the music realm for far too long. And yet I still practice vocals.
Why? I’m not sure.
Authenticity means everything to me though.
Why? I’m not sure.
Authenticity means everything to me though.
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Voice AI has infected the music realm for far too long. And yet I still practice vocals.
Why? I’m not sure.
Authenticity means everything to me though.
Why? I’m not sure.
Authenticity means everything to me though.
Clay Higgins loves pedophiles.
November 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Clay Higgins loves pedophiles.
I’m not okay.
I’m never gonna be okay.
I’m never gonna know what it’s like to have parents, or a job I want, or a car I like, or someone to wake up with.
All because I’m fucking trans, or an atheist, or tall, or fat, or wounded, or whatever reasons people have for tossing me aside like Kleenex. 😖
I’m never gonna be okay.
I’m never gonna know what it’s like to have parents, or a job I want, or a car I like, or someone to wake up with.
All because I’m fucking trans, or an atheist, or tall, or fat, or wounded, or whatever reasons people have for tossing me aside like Kleenex. 😖
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I’m not okay.
I’m never gonna be okay.
I’m never gonna know what it’s like to have parents, or a job I want, or a car I like, or someone to wake up with.
All because I’m fucking trans, or an atheist, or tall, or fat, or wounded, or whatever reasons people have for tossing me aside like Kleenex. 😖
I’m never gonna be okay.
I’m never gonna know what it’s like to have parents, or a job I want, or a car I like, or someone to wake up with.
All because I’m fucking trans, or an atheist, or tall, or fat, or wounded, or whatever reasons people have for tossing me aside like Kleenex. 😖
Mood.
Except it’s Music, for me.
Except it’s Music, for me.
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Mood.
Except it’s Music, for me.
Except it’s Music, for me.
Ummmm…
I have many questions about what’s happening here.
Why is Wayne Knight’s action figure so ripped?
And riding a motorbike.
And accompanied by the wrong dinosaur?
Ugh. Just go read the book.
I have many questions about what’s happening here.
Why is Wayne Knight’s action figure so ripped?
And riding a motorbike.
And accompanied by the wrong dinosaur?
Ugh. Just go read the book.
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Ummmm…
I have many questions about what’s happening here.
Why is Wayne Knight’s action figure so ripped?
And riding a motorbike.
And accompanied by the wrong dinosaur?
Ugh. Just go read the book.
I have many questions about what’s happening here.
Why is Wayne Knight’s action figure so ripped?
And riding a motorbike.
And accompanied by the wrong dinosaur?
Ugh. Just go read the book.
My dad’s a Grammy nom and I’m trans.
Does that count for anything?
No?
Okay. I’ll just blow my nose into my music degree, then.
(He never finished college, and abandoned three children. Whyyyyy did I become a musiciannnnn?!? Oh right, the grooming and lack of self agency. Neato pianissimo.)
Does that count for anything?
No?
Okay. I’ll just blow my nose into my music degree, then.
(He never finished college, and abandoned three children. Whyyyyy did I become a musiciannnnn?!? Oh right, the grooming and lack of self agency. Neato pianissimo.)
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
My dad’s a Grammy nom and I’m trans.
Does that count for anything?
No?
Okay. I’ll just blow my nose into my music degree, then.
(He never finished college, and abandoned three children. Whyyyyy did I become a musiciannnnn?!? Oh right, the grooming and lack of self agency. Neato pianissimo.)
Does that count for anything?
No?
Okay. I’ll just blow my nose into my music degree, then.
(He never finished college, and abandoned three children. Whyyyyy did I become a musiciannnnn?!? Oh right, the grooming and lack of self agency. Neato pianissimo.)
Legacy means nothing if you never truly pass away.
This is sick.
The human spirit has been destroyed over and over again by vanity and delusions of eternity.
Why do Michael and Liza think they’re special enough to live forever?
Just hire Rob Brydon and Catherine Tate, instead of killing art.
This is sick.
The human spirit has been destroyed over and over again by vanity and delusions of eternity.
Why do Michael and Liza think they’re special enough to live forever?
Just hire Rob Brydon and Catherine Tate, instead of killing art.
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Legacy means nothing if you never truly pass away.
This is sick.
The human spirit has been destroyed over and over again by vanity and delusions of eternity.
Why do Michael and Liza think they’re special enough to live forever?
Just hire Rob Brydon and Catherine Tate, instead of killing art.
This is sick.
The human spirit has been destroyed over and over again by vanity and delusions of eternity.
Why do Michael and Liza think they’re special enough to live forever?
Just hire Rob Brydon and Catherine Tate, instead of killing art.
Boston is full of these douchebags.
I steered clear of them in college, but my roommate worked for Dershowitz so I heard a LOT of racism and pro Israel talk in between his tobacco spitting.
(Fuck you, Erich W. You still owe me $2500.)
I steered clear of them in college, but my roommate worked for Dershowitz so I heard a LOT of racism and pro Israel talk in between his tobacco spitting.
(Fuck you, Erich W. You still owe me $2500.)
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Boston is full of these douchebags.
I steered clear of them in college, but my roommate worked for Dershowitz so I heard a LOT of racism and pro Israel talk in between his tobacco spitting.
(Fuck you, Erich W. You still owe me $2500.)
I steered clear of them in college, but my roommate worked for Dershowitz so I heard a LOT of racism and pro Israel talk in between his tobacco spitting.
(Fuck you, Erich W. You still owe me $2500.)
Ginger Wildheart is my new hero.
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Ginger Wildheart is my new hero.
I don’t even send that many emails in a year.
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I don’t even send that many emails in a year.
Maybe 24 hour access to the minds of every person on the planet was the mistake.
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Maybe 24 hour access to the minds of every person on the planet was the mistake.
I’ve been in her shoes.
She looks like someone I used to know.
Helper people help people.
She looks like someone I used to know.
Helper people help people.
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I’ve been in her shoes.
She looks like someone I used to know.
Helper people help people.
She looks like someone I used to know.
Helper people help people.
My sister sent me this.
She’s the best.
She’s the best.
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
My sister sent me this.
She’s the best.
She’s the best.
It wasn’t this century, but President Buchanan was gay.
Andrew Jackson, awful man, called the President “Miss Nancy.”
Senator Wm. Rufus King was his lover. They lived together.
Oh my god, they were Oval Officemates! 😅
Andrew Jackson, awful man, called the President “Miss Nancy.”
Senator Wm. Rufus King was his lover. They lived together.
Oh my god, they were Oval Officemates! 😅
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It wasn’t this century, but President Buchanan was gay.
Andrew Jackson, awful man, called the President “Miss Nancy.”
Senator Wm. Rufus King was his lover. They lived together.
Oh my god, they were Oval Officemates! 😅
Andrew Jackson, awful man, called the President “Miss Nancy.”
Senator Wm. Rufus King was his lover. They lived together.
Oh my god, they were Oval Officemates! 😅
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I have it on good authority (a caddy at Pebble Beach) that John Travolta likes to rent houses on the grounds, to fuck young men by the pool.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallegedly.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallegedly.
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I have it on good authority (a caddy at Pebble Beach) that John Travolta likes to rent houses on the grounds, to fuck young men by the pool.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallegedly.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallegedly.
I saw Paul at the Hollywood Bowl aaaaages ago, in another life entirely, and he has not lost his charm onstage.
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I saw Paul at the Hollywood Bowl aaaaages ago, in another life entirely, and he has not lost his charm onstage.
I’m just a girl…
…standing in front of a world full of boys…
…asking them to preemptively masturbate before they even think about speaking to her.
…standing in front of a world full of boys…
…asking them to preemptively masturbate before they even think about speaking to her.
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I’m just a girl…
…standing in front of a world full of boys…
…asking them to preemptively masturbate before they even think about speaking to her.
…standing in front of a world full of boys…
…asking them to preemptively masturbate before they even think about speaking to her.
Bill Clinton… flawed man.
He likes to hang around Berklee Beach (Mass Ave in Boston) and perv on the South Korean Woodwind students.
He likes to hang around Berklee Beach (Mass Ave in Boston) and perv on the South Korean Woodwind students.
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Bill Clinton… flawed man.
He likes to hang around Berklee Beach (Mass Ave in Boston) and perv on the South Korean Woodwind students.
He likes to hang around Berklee Beach (Mass Ave in Boston) and perv on the South Korean Woodwind students.
Are you FUCKING kidding me?!?
I have a friend who didn’t have cake on her birthday because she lives in a FUCKING REFUGEE CAMP.
That $5,000 would buy her 500 days of water.
I have a friend who didn’t have cake on her birthday because she lives in a FUCKING REFUGEE CAMP.
That $5,000 would buy her 500 days of water.
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Are you FUCKING kidding me?!?
I have a friend who didn’t have cake on her birthday because she lives in a FUCKING REFUGEE CAMP.
That $5,000 would buy her 500 days of water.
I have a friend who didn’t have cake on her birthday because she lives in a FUCKING REFUGEE CAMP.
That $5,000 would buy her 500 days of water.
