Ava Rose-Shirley
@cinderelladesade.bsky.social
Former litigation data analyst, relationship coach, GSRD Consultant, delivery driver, cinema concessions and box office, radio host, and that person who was assigned nightly to pick up THOSE shoes at Ross. (My misanthropy is earned.)
Always a Musician.
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Always a Musician.
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Pinned
Indifference in the face of inequality is a form of complicity with the worst of humanity’s ills.
You don’t have to like me to love me. I don’t have to like you to love you.
I want the whole world to be healthy, wise, strong, and safe enough to be soft where it matters.
Why hate me? I’m harmless.
You don’t have to like me to love me. I don’t have to like you to love you.
I want the whole world to be healthy, wise, strong, and safe enough to be soft where it matters.
Why hate me? I’m harmless.
Every time I hear about a show for the first time, it’s in, like, it’s 4th season!
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Every time I hear about a show for the first time, it’s in, like, it’s 4th season!
Wouldn’t it be easier to just find a Denny’s and blow each other in the bathroom while you wait for 3 Moons Over My Hammy?
This is completely unnecessary.
This is completely unnecessary.
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Wouldn’t it be easier to just find a Denny’s and blow each other in the bathroom while you wait for 3 Moons Over My Hammy?
This is completely unnecessary.
This is completely unnecessary.
“If humans came from apes, why are there still apes?”
If bananas came from trees, why are there still trees? 🤔
If bananas came from trees, why are there still trees? 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
“If humans came from apes, why are there still apes?”
If bananas came from trees, why are there still trees? 🤔
If bananas came from trees, why are there still trees? 🤔
I’m not afraid of designs up above,
Mass death and denial thereof,
And I don’t give up when that push comes to shove,
I’m only scared of the absence of love.
Mass death and denial thereof,
And I don’t give up when that push comes to shove,
I’m only scared of the absence of love.
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I’m not afraid of designs up above,
Mass death and denial thereof,
And I don’t give up when that push comes to shove,
I’m only scared of the absence of love.
Mass death and denial thereof,
And I don’t give up when that push comes to shove,
I’m only scared of the absence of love.
How to get fired from a gig Pt. 9 #Drums#drummer#drumfam #prank #fail
YouTube video by EthanHarbDrums
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December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
As a musician, I swear never to include saxophone solos, children’s choirs, excessive “oohs and yeahs”, or sampled parts in my compositions.
They’re boring, lazy, and unmusical.
They’re boring, lazy, and unmusical.
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
As a musician, I swear never to include saxophone solos, children’s choirs, excessive “oohs and yeahs”, or sampled parts in my compositions.
They’re boring, lazy, and unmusical.
They’re boring, lazy, and unmusical.
Related content.
It’s easier to build a tiny bridge than forge chasms out of tiny differences.
It’s easier to build a tiny bridge than forge chasms out of tiny differences.
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Related content.
It’s easier to build a tiny bridge than forge chasms out of tiny differences.
It’s easier to build a tiny bridge than forge chasms out of tiny differences.
When I worked in a dispensary, I had a deaf customer who’d get turned away by other associates, so I took an online ASL class, learned to sign Sativa, Indica, and Hybrid, and I will NEVER forget the look on his face when he walked in and I asked how he was, in ASL.
I’ve done the same in Romanian.👍
I’ve done the same in Romanian.👍
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
When I worked in a dispensary, I had a deaf customer who’d get turned away by other associates, so I took an online ASL class, learned to sign Sativa, Indica, and Hybrid, and I will NEVER forget the look on his face when he walked in and I asked how he was, in ASL.
I’ve done the same in Romanian.👍
I’ve done the same in Romanian.👍
I need an internet detox.
I just read the word gridlock as girldick.
I just read the word gridlock as girldick.
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I need an internet detox.
I just read the word gridlock as girldick.
I just read the word gridlock as girldick.
I never noticed how funny Elizabeth Shue’s reaction is, on the right.
That’s vaudevillian commitment to the bit. I love it.
That’s vaudevillian commitment to the bit. I love it.
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I never noticed how funny Elizabeth Shue’s reaction is, on the right.
That’s vaudevillian commitment to the bit. I love it.
That’s vaudevillian commitment to the bit. I love it.
I’m not on-board with transhumanism/digital and wireless tech upgrades in humans.
For one, that’s how the Cybermen started.
Two, I’m already not “class compliant.” I hate hegemony.
For one, that’s how the Cybermen started.
Two, I’m already not “class compliant.” I hate hegemony.
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m not on-board with transhumanism/digital and wireless tech upgrades in humans.
For one, that’s how the Cybermen started.
Two, I’m already not “class compliant.” I hate hegemony.
For one, that’s how the Cybermen started.
Two, I’m already not “class compliant.” I hate hegemony.
“Healthy bodies and healthy minds,
only exist in advert time.”
-Manic Street Preachers “Another Invented Disease.”
only exist in advert time.”
-Manic Street Preachers “Another Invented Disease.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
“Healthy bodies and healthy minds,
only exist in advert time.”
-Manic Street Preachers “Another Invented Disease.”
only exist in advert time.”
-Manic Street Preachers “Another Invented Disease.”
The fact that nobody has called him President Fondle K Frump is a national tragedy.
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
The fact that nobody has called him President Fondle K Frump is a national tragedy.
Every four years, we have the same instructions: insert qualified candidate A into important position of power B.
And every four years since 1776, Americans treat the constitution like a cum rag with mud on it.
#ItsTradition
#IDFKYEither
And every four years since 1776, Americans treat the constitution like a cum rag with mud on it.
#ItsTradition
#IDFKYEither
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Every four years, we have the same instructions: insert qualified candidate A into important position of power B.
And every four years since 1776, Americans treat the constitution like a cum rag with mud on it.
#ItsTradition
#IDFKYEither
And every four years since 1776, Americans treat the constitution like a cum rag with mud on it.
#ItsTradition
#IDFKYEither
America is an open-air prison, built around a very large bank we don’t have accounts in.
If you’re forced to live here, you’re expected to trade your integrity for the Ten Commandments, trade your labor for more labor, and trade sexually transmitted infections until we all agree to riot and/or nap.
If you’re forced to live here, you’re expected to trade your integrity for the Ten Commandments, trade your labor for more labor, and trade sexually transmitted infections until we all agree to riot and/or nap.
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 AM
America is an open-air prison, built around a very large bank we don’t have accounts in.
If you’re forced to live here, you’re expected to trade your integrity for the Ten Commandments, trade your labor for more labor, and trade sexually transmitted infections until we all agree to riot and/or nap.
If you’re forced to live here, you’re expected to trade your integrity for the Ten Commandments, trade your labor for more labor, and trade sexually transmitted infections until we all agree to riot and/or nap.
Pete Hegseth smashes champagne bottles against the bus before he throws you under it.
Nothing to do with ship launching, he just had the bottle on him and it was empty.
Nothing to do with ship launching, he just had the bottle on him and it was empty.
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Pete Hegseth smashes champagne bottles against the bus before he throws you under it.
Nothing to do with ship launching, he just had the bottle on him and it was empty.
Nothing to do with ship launching, he just had the bottle on him and it was empty.
An art student walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says:
“I’d like to register a complaint. I came in yesterday to talk about my cowardice but all he did was quote BB King and left me feeling jealous of my sister.
I was yellow, he gave me the blues, now I’m green with envy.”
“I’d like to register a complaint. I came in yesterday to talk about my cowardice but all he did was quote BB King and left me feeling jealous of my sister.
I was yellow, he gave me the blues, now I’m green with envy.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 AM
An art student walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says:
“I’d like to register a complaint. I came in yesterday to talk about my cowardice but all he did was quote BB King and left me feeling jealous of my sister.
I was yellow, he gave me the blues, now I’m green with envy.”
“I’d like to register a complaint. I came in yesterday to talk about my cowardice but all he did was quote BB King and left me feeling jealous of my sister.
I was yellow, he gave me the blues, now I’m green with envy.”
I only have one thing to say to the “Republican Lesbians” of America:
(deep inhale)
“Suck my balls… out. YOU fucked things up for all of us. We didn’t do SHIT to y’all and yet you insist on draining from our pursuits of happiness to subsidize yours. My HRT ain’t got nothing to do with you, sugar.”
(deep inhale)
“Suck my balls… out. YOU fucked things up for all of us. We didn’t do SHIT to y’all and yet you insist on draining from our pursuits of happiness to subsidize yours. My HRT ain’t got nothing to do with you, sugar.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I only have one thing to say to the “Republican Lesbians” of America:
(deep inhale)
“Suck my balls… out. YOU fucked things up for all of us. We didn’t do SHIT to y’all and yet you insist on draining from our pursuits of happiness to subsidize yours. My HRT ain’t got nothing to do with you, sugar.”
(deep inhale)
“Suck my balls… out. YOU fucked things up for all of us. We didn’t do SHIT to y’all and yet you insist on draining from our pursuits of happiness to subsidize yours. My HRT ain’t got nothing to do with you, sugar.”
Great.
I can feel myself dissociating right now.
And I have a show to get to.
Fuck my stupid brain.
I can feel myself dissociating right now.
And I have a show to get to.
Fuck my stupid brain.
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Great.
I can feel myself dissociating right now.
And I have a show to get to.
Fuck my stupid brain.
I can feel myself dissociating right now.
And I have a show to get to.
Fuck my stupid brain.
The debate over Fast Food vs Cooking at Home is pretty moot once you realize you don’t WANT to buy 8 hot dogs at a time.
I miss NYC and real Nathan’s wieners.
(Teehee)
I miss NYC and real Nathan’s wieners.
(Teehee)
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The debate over Fast Food vs Cooking at Home is pretty moot once you realize you don’t WANT to buy 8 hot dogs at a time.
I miss NYC and real Nathan’s wieners.
(Teehee)
I miss NYC and real Nathan’s wieners.
(Teehee)
They say the fear response is still triggered while blindfolded, when a lion is brought into the room.
PTSD hypervigilance is like the lion never left, the blindfold came off, and I’ve spent most of my life staring into the jaws of a hungry beast, while every safe thing faded into the periphery.
👎
PTSD hypervigilance is like the lion never left, the blindfold came off, and I’ve spent most of my life staring into the jaws of a hungry beast, while every safe thing faded into the periphery.
👎
December 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
They say the fear response is still triggered while blindfolded, when a lion is brought into the room.
PTSD hypervigilance is like the lion never left, the blindfold came off, and I’ve spent most of my life staring into the jaws of a hungry beast, while every safe thing faded into the periphery.
👎
PTSD hypervigilance is like the lion never left, the blindfold came off, and I’ve spent most of my life staring into the jaws of a hungry beast, while every safe thing faded into the periphery.
👎
Walter Gretzky didn’t crack his brain for this bullshit.
(That’s right! I know ONE sports thing. The foreign language syndrome and memory loss was a hard read. FUCK WAYNE)
(That’s right! I know ONE sports thing. The foreign language syndrome and memory loss was a hard read. FUCK WAYNE)
December 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Walter Gretzky didn’t crack his brain for this bullshit.
(That’s right! I know ONE sports thing. The foreign language syndrome and memory loss was a hard read. FUCK WAYNE)
(That’s right! I know ONE sports thing. The foreign language syndrome and memory loss was a hard read. FUCK WAYNE)
I haz the big sad.
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I haz the big sad.
My grandmother had an affair with Patrick McGoohan and her family convinced her to abort the baby. ALLEGEDLY.
My family is full of stories like that.
My grandfather was Clint Eastwood’s drill sergeant and later sued by Clint for defamation over alleged womanizing. Clint bought Wall-E tix from me.🤯
My family is full of stories like that.
My grandfather was Clint Eastwood’s drill sergeant and later sued by Clint for defamation over alleged womanizing. Clint bought Wall-E tix from me.🤯
Content Warning (CW): Offensive language
Richard Pryor seen here with Gene Wilder, Patrick McGoohan and Jill Clayburgh in the 🇺🇸American comedy action thriller "SILVER STREAK" (1976) dir. Arthur Hiller
🎬 20th Century-Fox 🚅
Richard Pryor seen here with Gene Wilder, Patrick McGoohan and Jill Clayburgh in the 🇺🇸American comedy action thriller "SILVER STREAK" (1976) dir. Arthur Hiller
🎬 20th Century-Fox 🚅
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My grandmother had an affair with Patrick McGoohan and her family convinced her to abort the baby. ALLEGEDLY.
My family is full of stories like that.
My grandfather was Clint Eastwood’s drill sergeant and later sued by Clint for defamation over alleged womanizing. Clint bought Wall-E tix from me.🤯
My family is full of stories like that.
My grandfather was Clint Eastwood’s drill sergeant and later sued by Clint for defamation over alleged womanizing. Clint bought Wall-E tix from me.🤯