Also, I’m a woman so you’d have to be Californian to get away with it.

Oh, honey, we’re not close enough for you to call me bruh, endearingly. It reads as disdain.

Crop the name.

Shame the apologism.

No, they’re still claiming a title that has no actual creative or material merit and accepting monetary compensation to essentially lie to vulnerable people about their own mental health.

WHAT part of THAT is GOOD?

I don’t like Bernie either.

Fuck him. And fuck those people.

You’re smarter than they are.

Don’t you fucking dare take Erin away.

You’re worth a lot to me.

Fuck your god and fuck your grandma.

I👏never👏had👏those👏things👏

I’m👏not👏dying👏for👏a👏reality👏tv👏reject.

It’s👏not👏legal👏to👏forage👏in👏all👏fifty👏states.

What’s your backup plan?

Letting us all die and hoping there’s a god to forgive you?

God’s gonna need to beg for my forgiveness first.

If Jesus can weep, and people still worship him…

you can get in touch with your emotions and still be a man.

I had 0 dads and I read the Harvard Dictionary of Music.

Does that count for anything?

THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Something is seriously wrong with this planet.

I kind of hope it burns itself down and leaves me the fuck out of the rubble.

Something is seriously wrong with this planet.

I kind of hope it burns itself down and leaves me the fuck out of the rubble.

Counterpoint:

Why is anyone letting AI do that?

Also, shoutout to the guy in traffic earlier who was listening to a slowly delivered sermon on max volume in his blue Honda.

You couldn’t hear my responses to the preacher, but my sister and I had a good laugh.

Americans didn’t spend their free time memorizing lists of logical fallacies and reading the dictionary cover to cover like I did when I was 10 and realized that I am actually surrounded by idiots… and it shows.

“Whatchy’all readin’ FER?” - Bill Hicks

Cuz it’s better than watching All My Children.

On the subject of sex, and since this is my public journal… beforeeeeeeee you come at me like one-man mob justice, I’ll just flat out tell the world that the weirdest thing i find sexually arousing is airplane turbulence, human beings are disgusting creatures.

I don’t even like pornhub TITLES.

Nobody pays attention to me if it’s not to hate me or spar with words.

Nobody ever really shows up with love.

I don’t know why.

What am I, owned by Michael Vick?

Just a junkyard dog for other people’s bloodlust that I know how to express in poetry, because I’m a goddamn peacenik?

COOL! 👍

Why must people be like this?

Why must everyone twist my words to fit their own pre-meditated narratives when they could just fucking learn how to read their own native fucking language?

I’ve been called MAGA more times than I’ve been called for a job interview and I have only voted blue. I’m 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️!

*that

I’m happy to take a plethysmograph, but it sounds like all the test images came from your iFunny account.

We could do this all day, hockey hair.

I know what I’m about and I keep trying to tell the left the this infighting is YOUR fuckin’ fault.

Dumbass.

@canada

Give this fuckin’ jerkoff’s house to the French.

Keep making memes of little girls, Joe Francis.

See if I report you.

(I will.)

No, you’re just an idiot with axe to grind.

I have the SAME axe to grind, but I’m not a raging Canadian cunt.