Ava Rose-Shirley
@cinderelladesade.bsky.social
Former litigation data analyst, relationship coach, GSRD Consultant, delivery driver, cinema concessions and box office, radio host, and that person who was assigned nightly to pick up THOSE shoes at Ross. (My misanthropy is earned.)
Always a Musician.
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Always a Musician.
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Pinned
Indifference in the face of inequality is a form of complicity with the worst of humanity’s ills.
You don’t have to like me to love me. I don’t have to like you to love you.
I want the whole world to be healthy, wise, strong, and safe enough to be soft where it matters.
Why hate me? I’m harmless.
You don’t have to like me to love me. I don’t have to like you to love you.
I want the whole world to be healthy, wise, strong, and safe enough to be soft where it matters.
Why hate me? I’m harmless.
Dominatrix Potter’s version of Peter Rabbit would be WILD.
“Mr. McGregor was a farmer in the countryside, and a naughty little bitch boy who needed to be punished, sharply.”
“Mr. McGregor was a farmer in the countryside, and a naughty little bitch boy who needed to be punished, sharply.”
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Dominatrix Potter’s version of Peter Rabbit would be WILD.
“Mr. McGregor was a farmer in the countryside, and a naughty little bitch boy who needed to be punished, sharply.”
“Mr. McGregor was a farmer in the countryside, and a naughty little bitch boy who needed to be punished, sharply.”
Ava is my public persona.
Behind closed doors I turn into my secret identity…
Domme Waits.
“The buttplug has been drinking, not me.”
“I’d rather have this thick cock in the back of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Behind closed doors I turn into my secret identity…
Domme Waits.
“The buttplug has been drinking, not me.”
“I’d rather have this thick cock in the back of me than a frontal lobotomy.
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Ava is my public persona.
Behind closed doors I turn into my secret identity…
Domme Waits.
“The buttplug has been drinking, not me.”
“I’d rather have this thick cock in the back of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Behind closed doors I turn into my secret identity…
Domme Waits.
“The buttplug has been drinking, not me.”
“I’d rather have this thick cock in the back of me than a frontal lobotomy.
If anybody out there wants to love me, I’ll let you, and love you back.
Can’t promise I’ll be any good at it.
I don’t want to be alone anymore.
Everything’s off-balance, like I’m in a 60/40 relationship with every stranger I see. They matter to me, but I don’t matter to them.
I feel worthless.
Can’t promise I’ll be any good at it.
I don’t want to be alone anymore.
Everything’s off-balance, like I’m in a 60/40 relationship with every stranger I see. They matter to me, but I don’t matter to them.
I feel worthless.
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If anybody out there wants to love me, I’ll let you, and love you back.
Can’t promise I’ll be any good at it.
I don’t want to be alone anymore.
Everything’s off-balance, like I’m in a 60/40 relationship with every stranger I see. They matter to me, but I don’t matter to them.
I feel worthless.
Can’t promise I’ll be any good at it.
I don’t want to be alone anymore.
Everything’s off-balance, like I’m in a 60/40 relationship with every stranger I see. They matter to me, but I don’t matter to them.
I feel worthless.
It’s entirely possible that some of these younger women Trump surrounds himself with were among Epstein’s groomed victims, and given the special treatment of law school.
Someone should look into that.
Someone should look into that.
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It’s entirely possible that some of these younger women Trump surrounds himself with were among Epstein’s groomed victims, and given the special treatment of law school.
Someone should look into that.
Someone should look into that.
I wish I had someone to hang out with.
I’m so tired of being alone.
I’m so tired of being alone.
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I wish I had someone to hang out with.
I’m so tired of being alone.
I’m so tired of being alone.
I don’t see the point in saying “eepy” instead of sleepy.
It’s the same number of syllables, and baby talk isn’t cute. Especially when there are only adults in the conversation.
It’s not like you can conjugate the verb.
“Damn it, Linda! Did you EEP with your boss?!”
It’s stupid.
It’s the same number of syllables, and baby talk isn’t cute. Especially when there are only adults in the conversation.
It’s not like you can conjugate the verb.
“Damn it, Linda! Did you EEP with your boss?!”
It’s stupid.
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I don’t see the point in saying “eepy” instead of sleepy.
It’s the same number of syllables, and baby talk isn’t cute. Especially when there are only adults in the conversation.
It’s not like you can conjugate the verb.
“Damn it, Linda! Did you EEP with your boss?!”
It’s stupid.
It’s the same number of syllables, and baby talk isn’t cute. Especially when there are only adults in the conversation.
It’s not like you can conjugate the verb.
“Damn it, Linda! Did you EEP with your boss?!”
It’s stupid.
Mood.
Except it’s Music, for me.
Except it’s Music, for me.
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Mood.
Except it’s Music, for me.
Except it’s Music, for me.
Watching this Jubilee debate on human immortality is making me really glad I’m not obsessed with the concept of legacy.
Wanting to live forever is the ultimate form of FOMO.
I prefer to observe my life simply, like “I can get through this shit, because I won’t have to deal with it forever.”
Wanting to live forever is the ultimate form of FOMO.
I prefer to observe my life simply, like “I can get through this shit, because I won’t have to deal with it forever.”
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Watching this Jubilee debate on human immortality is making me really glad I’m not obsessed with the concept of legacy.
Wanting to live forever is the ultimate form of FOMO.
I prefer to observe my life simply, like “I can get through this shit, because I won’t have to deal with it forever.”
Wanting to live forever is the ultimate form of FOMO.
I prefer to observe my life simply, like “I can get through this shit, because I won’t have to deal with it forever.”
Today…
My biggest dream died.
Because the one person I needed to talk to, is a Trump supporter, and the odds of him letting a trans woman write a musical from his IP are slim to none.
FUCK!
I spent two years planning this.
I bet Seth MacFarlane takes my idea and runs with it, and I can’t sue.
My biggest dream died.
Because the one person I needed to talk to, is a Trump supporter, and the odds of him letting a trans woman write a musical from his IP are slim to none.
FUCK!
I spent two years planning this.
I bet Seth MacFarlane takes my idea and runs with it, and I can’t sue.
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Today…
My biggest dream died.
Because the one person I needed to talk to, is a Trump supporter, and the odds of him letting a trans woman write a musical from his IP are slim to none.
FUCK!
I spent two years planning this.
I bet Seth MacFarlane takes my idea and runs with it, and I can’t sue.
My biggest dream died.
Because the one person I needed to talk to, is a Trump supporter, and the odds of him letting a trans woman write a musical from his IP are slim to none.
FUCK!
I spent two years planning this.
I bet Seth MacFarlane takes my idea and runs with it, and I can’t sue.
The Epstein Files will be released as a special feature on Firefly Season 2 and Spaced Series 3.
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Epstein Files will be released as a special feature on Firefly Season 2 and Spaced Series 3.
The Stoic’s Guide to Capitalism’s Neo-Spirituality:
Chapter 1 - Psychics
You can’t get screwed out of your money if you’re only there to be entertained, and don’t invest emotionally. Those who believe in it assume the risks.
Swipe the beaded curtain as many times as you want. You paid.
Chapter 1 - Psychics
You can’t get screwed out of your money if you’re only there to be entertained, and don’t invest emotionally. Those who believe in it assume the risks.
Swipe the beaded curtain as many times as you want. You paid.
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The Stoic’s Guide to Capitalism’s Neo-Spirituality:
Chapter 1 - Psychics
You can’t get screwed out of your money if you’re only there to be entertained, and don’t invest emotionally. Those who believe in it assume the risks.
Swipe the beaded curtain as many times as you want. You paid.
Chapter 1 - Psychics
You can’t get screwed out of your money if you’re only there to be entertained, and don’t invest emotionally. Those who believe in it assume the risks.
Swipe the beaded curtain as many times as you want. You paid.
“I feel like I have to be both exceptional and invisible just to survive.”
AI’s description of my psyche, derived from things I’ve said.
Apt.
It’s very apt.
I’m very unsure of what to do next.
I suppose I’ll continue sitting with discomfort like there’s a devil’s tritone in my esophagus.
AI’s description of my psyche, derived from things I’ve said.
Apt.
It’s very apt.
I’m very unsure of what to do next.
I suppose I’ll continue sitting with discomfort like there’s a devil’s tritone in my esophagus.
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
“I feel like I have to be both exceptional and invisible just to survive.”
AI’s description of my psyche, derived from things I’ve said.
Apt.
It’s very apt.
I’m very unsure of what to do next.
I suppose I’ll continue sitting with discomfort like there’s a devil’s tritone in my esophagus.
AI’s description of my psyche, derived from things I’ve said.
Apt.
It’s very apt.
I’m very unsure of what to do next.
I suppose I’ll continue sitting with discomfort like there’s a devil’s tritone in my esophagus.
Ummmm…
I have many questions about what’s happening here.
Why is Wayne Knight’s action figure so ripped?
And riding a motorbike.
And accompanied by the wrong dinosaur?
Ugh. Just go read the book.
I have many questions about what’s happening here.
Why is Wayne Knight’s action figure so ripped?
And riding a motorbike.
And accompanied by the wrong dinosaur?
Ugh. Just go read the book.
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Ummmm…
I have many questions about what’s happening here.
Why is Wayne Knight’s action figure so ripped?
And riding a motorbike.
And accompanied by the wrong dinosaur?
Ugh. Just go read the book.
I have many questions about what’s happening here.
Why is Wayne Knight’s action figure so ripped?
And riding a motorbike.
And accompanied by the wrong dinosaur?
Ugh. Just go read the book.
My dad’s a Grammy nom and I’m trans.
Does that count for anything?
No?
Okay. I’ll just blow my nose into my music degree, then.
(He never finished college, and abandoned three children. Whyyyyy did I become a musiciannnnn?!? Oh right, the grooming and lack of self agency. Neato pianissimo.)
Does that count for anything?
No?
Okay. I’ll just blow my nose into my music degree, then.
(He never finished college, and abandoned three children. Whyyyyy did I become a musiciannnnn?!? Oh right, the grooming and lack of self agency. Neato pianissimo.)
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
My dad’s a Grammy nom and I’m trans.
Does that count for anything?
No?
Okay. I’ll just blow my nose into my music degree, then.
(He never finished college, and abandoned three children. Whyyyyy did I become a musiciannnnn?!? Oh right, the grooming and lack of self agency. Neato pianissimo.)
Does that count for anything?
No?
Okay. I’ll just blow my nose into my music degree, then.
(He never finished college, and abandoned three children. Whyyyyy did I become a musiciannnnn?!? Oh right, the grooming and lack of self agency. Neato pianissimo.)
One day, someone will find all of my old Reddit posts about how “If sexual immorality is ruining the world, why can’t sexual wellness save it?” and realize I was lightyears ahead of the curve.
I’m nothing like a prophet, and I never profited off anyone’s pain.
I’m wise. 🤷♀️
(Therapist confirmed.)
I’m nothing like a prophet, and I never profited off anyone’s pain.
I’m wise. 🤷♀️
(Therapist confirmed.)
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 AM
One day, someone will find all of my old Reddit posts about how “If sexual immorality is ruining the world, why can’t sexual wellness save it?” and realize I was lightyears ahead of the curve.
I’m nothing like a prophet, and I never profited off anyone’s pain.
I’m wise. 🤷♀️
(Therapist confirmed.)
I’m nothing like a prophet, and I never profited off anyone’s pain.
I’m wise. 🤷♀️
(Therapist confirmed.)
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Hey man, chill out.
It’s not like got this dysphoria for ya.
Stop staring at my tits.
i’m not changing your genitalia.
🎶🏳️⚧️
Hey man, chill out.
It’s not like got this dysphoria for ya.
Stop staring at my tits.
i’m not changing your genitalia.
🎶🏳️⚧️
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 AM
🏳️⚧️🎼
Hey man, chill out.
It’s not like got this dysphoria for ya.
Stop staring at my tits.
i’m not changing your genitalia.
🎶🏳️⚧️
Hey man, chill out.
It’s not like got this dysphoria for ya.
Stop staring at my tits.
i’m not changing your genitalia.
🎶🏳️⚧️
This music sounds like 90s corporate training video montages.
And I don’t hate it.
open.spotify.com/track/55ItYh...
And I don’t hate it.
open.spotify.com/track/55ItYh...
Hard-Wired
open.spotify.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
This music sounds like 90s corporate training video montages.
And I don’t hate it.
open.spotify.com/track/55ItYh...
And I don’t hate it.
open.spotify.com/track/55ItYh...
Legacy means nothing if you never truly pass away.
This is sick.
The human spirit has been destroyed over and over again by vanity and delusions of eternity.
Why do Michael and Liza think they’re special enough to live forever?
Just hire Rob Brydon and Catherine Tate, instead of killing art.
This is sick.
The human spirit has been destroyed over and over again by vanity and delusions of eternity.
Why do Michael and Liza think they’re special enough to live forever?
Just hire Rob Brydon and Catherine Tate, instead of killing art.
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Legacy means nothing if you never truly pass away.
This is sick.
The human spirit has been destroyed over and over again by vanity and delusions of eternity.
Why do Michael and Liza think they’re special enough to live forever?
Just hire Rob Brydon and Catherine Tate, instead of killing art.
This is sick.
The human spirit has been destroyed over and over again by vanity and delusions of eternity.
Why do Michael and Liza think they’re special enough to live forever?
Just hire Rob Brydon and Catherine Tate, instead of killing art.
Boston is full of these douchebags.
I steered clear of them in college, but my roommate worked for Dershowitz so I heard a LOT of racism and pro Israel talk in between his tobacco spitting.
(Fuck you, Erich W. You still owe me $2500.)
I steered clear of them in college, but my roommate worked for Dershowitz so I heard a LOT of racism and pro Israel talk in between his tobacco spitting.
(Fuck you, Erich W. You still owe me $2500.)
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Boston is full of these douchebags.
I steered clear of them in college, but my roommate worked for Dershowitz so I heard a LOT of racism and pro Israel talk in between his tobacco spitting.
(Fuck you, Erich W. You still owe me $2500.)
I steered clear of them in college, but my roommate worked for Dershowitz so I heard a LOT of racism and pro Israel talk in between his tobacco spitting.
(Fuck you, Erich W. You still owe me $2500.)
3/4ths of this country aren’t functionally literate in any of the main primary languages here, (English, Spanish, Mandarin, Japanese, German, Italian, Tagalog) & it’s not weighted towards any demographic or another.
Homeland Security is full of the same imbeciles they accuse the public of having.
Homeland Security is full of the same imbeciles they accuse the public of having.
📢
Yikes 😬 an official U.S. government account just referred to Americans as “imbecilic morons.” That’s… a choice.
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
3/4ths of this country aren’t functionally literate in any of the main primary languages here, (English, Spanish, Mandarin, Japanese, German, Italian, Tagalog) & it’s not weighted towards any demographic or another.
Homeland Security is full of the same imbeciles they accuse the public of having.
Homeland Security is full of the same imbeciles they accuse the public of having.
Ginger Wildheart is my new hero.
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Ginger Wildheart is my new hero.
Reposted by Ava Rose-Shirley
I don’t even send that many emails in a year.
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I don’t even send that many emails in a year.
Maybe 24 hour access to the minds of every person on the planet was the mistake.
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Maybe 24 hour access to the minds of every person on the planet was the mistake.