Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity
@chuckassplanet.bsky.social
geniuses are never respected in their lifetime.
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i only skeet good advice the confusion you might be experiencing is there’s only a small set of the population (mostly cartoon characters that have been rotoscoped into our reality) for whomst the advice actually works.
god i want a double oven so bad.
February 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM
god i want a double oven so bad.
changing the hem on a shit. had to fold the raw edge on an S curve over a 1/4” & a 1/4”. I finally accomplished that yesterday but it made me so stinkin’ mad I now refuse to stitch it. I refuse to talk to the shirt.
February 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
changing the hem on a shit. had to fold the raw edge on an S curve over a 1/4” & a 1/4”. I finally accomplished that yesterday but it made me so stinkin’ mad I now refuse to stitch it. I refuse to talk to the shirt.
i will continue talking a lot of shit, but Taul Pall is the muse/model I have wanted my whole life and did not know where to find it.
the clip is once again the brilliance of @chuckassplanet.bsky.social. their vision is truly unparalleled
February 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
i will continue talking a lot of shit, but Taul Pall is the muse/model I have wanted my whole life and did not know where to find it.
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Here's my contribution
February 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Here's my contribution
changed the needle on my sewing machine
January 31, 2026 at 7:30 PM
changed the needle on my sewing machine
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guys I dreamt I was making patches
January 31, 2026 at 3:59 PM
guys I dreamt I was making patches
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It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
January 31, 2026 at 12:28 AM
It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
havin’ a strawberry pop. tastes like lip gloss but fizzy (complimentary)
January 31, 2026 at 3:40 AM
havin’ a strawberry pop. tastes like lip gloss but fizzy (complimentary)
watching a movie and they did the thing where a normie tries to hot wire a car and is just smoochin’ wires together and the wire combos are Does Nothing, Honks Horn, and Starts Engine.
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 AM
watching a movie and they did the thing where a normie tries to hot wire a car and is just smoochin’ wires together and the wire combos are Does Nothing, Honks Horn, and Starts Engine.
it makes sense that florida’s shaped like that. the other states? kinda random. feels like they’re phoning it in.
January 31, 2026 at 2:44 AM
it makes sense that florida’s shaped like that. the other states? kinda random. feels like they’re phoning it in.
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Working in government I learned that 99.99% of compliance is people thinking it’s the right thing to do or being afraid to break the law. Here, the government is threatening to prosecute masses of people for 100% lawful acts, but can only harass a teeny tiny fraction. So do it and don’t be scared!
Let me reiterate: THEY DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUYS TO PERSECUTE LARGE NUMBERS OF DISSENTERS. What they are doing, instead, is using fear and paranoia as a force multiplier: they don’t have to persecute us if we keep ourselves home because someone told us we can’t walk in public without being terrified.
January 30, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Working in government I learned that 99.99% of compliance is people thinking it’s the right thing to do or being afraid to break the law. Here, the government is threatening to prosecute masses of people for 100% lawful acts, but can only harass a teeny tiny fraction. So do it and don’t be scared!
snake venmo
January 30, 2026 at 10:38 PM
snake venmo
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ICE goin around actin like theyre keepin the porch tidy while trackin mud through the livin room, and thats a Hard NO. Iif yer say it’s about law and order, you oughta start by knowin the law n maybe usin it with a touch of human decency. POS standin there noddin while the sheds on fire #FigureItOut
January 30, 2026 at 5:10 PM
ICE goin around actin like theyre keepin the porch tidy while trackin mud through the livin room, and thats a Hard NO. Iif yer say it’s about law and order, you oughta start by knowin the law n maybe usin it with a touch of human decency. POS standin there noddin while the sheds on fire #FigureItOut
please use the replies of this skeet to share any creative hobby time you’ve been having that isn’t necessarily Jo-Ann’s coded. there’s a lot of ways to use your imagination that doesn’t need acrylic paint, yarn, beads, pompoms
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
please use the replies of this skeet to share any creative hobby time you’ve been having that isn’t necessarily Jo-Ann’s coded. there’s a lot of ways to use your imagination that doesn’t need acrylic paint, yarn, beads, pompoms
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After brutally arresting Aliya Rahman, an autistic, disabled woman, in Minneapolis, ICE agents told her that "this wouldn’t have happened if I was a ‘normal’ human being."
https://bit.ly/3ZHX3IC
https://bit.ly/3ZHX3IC
ICE Brutally Dragged This Disabled Woman Out of Her Car. What Happened Next Was Just As Chilling.
“They laughed at me and told me this wouldn’t have happened if I was a ‘normal’ human being,” Aliya Rahman tells The Nation.
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January 30, 2026 at 5:53 PM
After brutally arresting Aliya Rahman, an autistic, disabled woman, in Minneapolis, ICE agents told her that "this wouldn’t have happened if I was a ‘normal’ human being."
https://bit.ly/3ZHX3IC
https://bit.ly/3ZHX3IC
whatever happened to the black eyed keys ?
January 30, 2026 at 6:00 PM
whatever happened to the black eyed keys ?
what’s really going to kill me is this whole “appointment at 10:15” comms at the time of scheduling and then all the “your appointment check-in is at 10am” comms that start popping up 24hrs before. Bro. my guy. you can’t be bumping things up like that. just lie to me and say it’s at 10am.
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 PM
what’s really going to kill me is this whole “appointment at 10:15” comms at the time of scheduling and then all the “your appointment check-in is at 10am” comms that start popping up 24hrs before. Bro. my guy. you can’t be bumping things up like that. just lie to me and say it’s at 10am.
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A toilet made of lines that are trying to speak
January 30, 2026 at 1:23 PM
A toilet made of lines that are trying to speak
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I know there’s a lot going on but look at my toilet please
January 30, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I know there’s a lot going on but look at my toilet please
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I interviewed 300 high achievers about their morning routine, and you will never believe, they all have inherited family wealth.
June 20, 2024 at 1:57 PM
I interviewed 300 high achievers about their morning routine, and you will never believe, they all have inherited family wealth.
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Phil Collin’s In The Air Tonight is about feeling a sneeze approaching
January 30, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Phil Collin’s In The Air Tonight is about feeling a sneeze approaching
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[Looking at an agency whose agents shatter glass onto newborns as they abduct fathers] body cameras will fix this
January 30, 2026 at 6:09 AM
[Looking at an agency whose agents shatter glass onto newborns as they abduct fathers] body cameras will fix this