chrrlish ratbino
@chrrlie.bsky.social
poss, or some say possm
In dark times, should the stars also go out?
In dark times, should the stars also go out?
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[reply gets 2 likes]: ive done it, another banger. childs play for someone who has truly tapped into the zeitgeist as i have
[reply gets 0 likes]: im ruined. im ruined they hate me. whats the point of even living
[reply gets 3 likes]: we're so back
[reply gets 0 likes]: im ruined. im ruined they hate me. whats the point of even living
[reply gets 3 likes]: we're so back
there's just so many people i would love to never have to see again man
February 13, 2026 at 12:47 AM
there's just so many people i would love to never have to see again man
literally just describing MAGA
February 12, 2026 at 7:57 PM
literally just describing MAGA
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I saw somebody asking for an expanded character count On Here and I just want to reiterate how fucking stupid that would be
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I saw somebody asking for an expanded character count On Here and I just want to reiterate how fucking stupid that would be
nope instant jail no trial just a giant trap door beneath you into a dungeon beneath the House and you will not be let out until you apologize
RASKIN: President Trump may have been a little bit embarrassed by the release of his tax return. If Trump can get $10 billion, how much do you think the claims of these Epstein survivors are worth?
BONDI: You have Trump derangement syndrome
BONDI: You have Trump derangement syndrome
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
nope instant jail no trial just a giant trap door beneath you into a dungeon beneath the House and you will not be let out until you apologize
"pedophilia is great for the economy" is admittedly a tactic I was not expecting but maybe I'm just stupid
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
"pedophilia is great for the economy" is admittedly a tactic I was not expecting but maybe I'm just stupid
I'll never forget the day I realized algebra had the word BRA in it man the world used to be so cool
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I'll never forget the day I realized algebra had the word BRA in it man the world used to be so cool
CNBC: Is it very typical for a senator to not know about the government's ominous warning "you don't want to fly right now"
SEN. BENBOBBLE BULLION (R): I don't want to talk about that. I'm just not feeling it. My therapist said my feelings are valid and to focus on important matters, like Iran.
SEN. BENBOBBLE BULLION (R): I don't want to talk about that. I'm just not feeling it. My therapist said my feelings are valid and to focus on important matters, like Iran.
CNBC: How unusual is it for a senator to not know what's happening when the FAA shuts down airspace for a major airport for 10 days?
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: It's not really my lane right now. It's just not something I'm dealing with. We got so many things we're working on around the world, like Iran
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: It's not really my lane right now. It's just not something I'm dealing with. We got so many things we're working on around the world, like Iran
February 11, 2026 at 1:52 PM
CNBC: Is it very typical for a senator to not know about the government's ominous warning "you don't want to fly right now"
SEN. BENBOBBLE BULLION (R): I don't want to talk about that. I'm just not feeling it. My therapist said my feelings are valid and to focus on important matters, like Iran.
SEN. BENBOBBLE BULLION (R): I don't want to talk about that. I'm just not feeling it. My therapist said my feelings are valid and to focus on important matters, like Iran.
calling my local Republican rep but with the Ring "7 days" curse
February 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM
calling my local Republican rep but with the Ring "7 days" curse
you ever notice how no one ever ai generates an image of JD Vance baby birding food into a homeless guy's mouth like they do with trump really makes u think huh
February 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
you ever notice how no one ever ai generates an image of JD Vance baby birding food into a homeless guy's mouth like they do with trump really makes u think huh
man it's bad enough we have to deal with all their horrible shit why they gotta be cringe too
Now that being a pedophile is openly accepted on the right, MAGA rappers are switching to pop punk
February 8, 2026 at 3:33 PM
man it's bad enough we have to deal with all their horrible shit why they gotta be cringe too
BREAKING fortnite CEO denies world's most prolific pedophile is still alive and landing sick headshots as John Wick from beyond the grave
"It is absolutely ridiculous to claim that Jeffery Epstein is cracking chug jugs and getting epic noscopes while dead."
"It is absolutely ridiculous to claim that Jeffery Epstein is cracking chug jugs and getting epic noscopes while dead."
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 PM
BREAKING fortnite CEO denies world's most prolific pedophile is still alive and landing sick headshots as John Wick from beyond the grave
"It is absolutely ridiculous to claim that Jeffery Epstein is cracking chug jugs and getting epic noscopes while dead."
"It is absolutely ridiculous to claim that Jeffery Epstein is cracking chug jugs and getting epic noscopes while dead."
i thought lord mandelson was a game of thrones character
February 7, 2026 at 6:41 PM
i thought lord mandelson was a game of thrones character
asking grok what happens when you smoke six thousand cigarettes in a day
February 6, 2026 at 7:33 PM
asking grok what happens when you smoke six thousand cigarettes in a day
life is a highway. im gonna (drunk) drive it all night long
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
life is a highway. im gonna (drunk) drive it all night long
what makes america truly such a great country is even the most vile of pedophiles can become president if he works hard, or at least pretends to
February 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
what makes america truly such a great country is even the most vile of pedophiles can become president if he works hard, or at least pretends to
if I were there I would just drop a dagger at his feet and wait expectantly but that's probably why I wouldn't be allowed into these events
Jeffries: "Johnson and Thune aren't working for the American people. They work for Trump. So many of my colleagues on the other side of the aisle function like a wholly owned subsidiary of the Trump cartel ... Johnson called the 4th Amendment an inconvenience. It's not."
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
if I were there I would just drop a dagger at his feet and wait expectantly but that's probably why I wouldn't be allowed into these events
I think you could probably get a fun twitch game going of guessing if random properties are mentioned in the files
did he ever mention Call of Duty Black Ops 2? place your bets. how about super smash bros? Jurassic Park?
did he ever mention Call of Duty Black Ops 2? place your bets. how about super smash bros? Jurassic Park?
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I think you could probably get a fun twitch game going of guessing if random properties are mentioned in the files
did he ever mention Call of Duty Black Ops 2? place your bets. how about super smash bros? Jurassic Park?
did he ever mention Call of Duty Black Ops 2? place your bets. how about super smash bros? Jurassic Park?
I think it's really funny a lot of revelations coming from the files come from people just deciding to search for a thing
"okay well surely this guy isn't in here- oh actually he's mentioned 6 million times okay"
"okay well surely this guy isn't in here- oh actually he's mentioned 6 million times okay"
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I think it's really funny a lot of revelations coming from the files come from people just deciding to search for a thing
"okay well surely this guy isn't in here- oh actually he's mentioned 6 million times okay"
"okay well surely this guy isn't in here- oh actually he's mentioned 6 million times okay"
BREAKING: Billionaire political investor issues SCATHING takedown* of Trump Administration
*to an underground tomb where they are sealed away forever
*to an underground tomb where they are sealed away forever
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
BREAKING: Billionaire political investor issues SCATHING takedown* of Trump Administration
*to an underground tomb where they are sealed away forever
*to an underground tomb where they are sealed away forever
personally I think anyone in a position of authority having a skull anywhere on their person should be taken as a direct threat and should be responded to appropriately
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM
personally I think anyone in a position of authority having a skull anywhere on their person should be taken as a direct threat and should be responded to appropriately
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I love all genders🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
February 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I love all genders🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
White House Advisor allegedly pushed bulk sales of Melania tickets, raising ethics concerns from critics
Critics then opened comically large newspaper for the first time in a year and promptly died
Critics then opened comically large newspaper for the first time in a year and promptly died
February 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
White House Advisor allegedly pushed bulk sales of Melania tickets, raising ethics concerns from critics
Critics then opened comically large newspaper for the first time in a year and promptly died
Critics then opened comically large newspaper for the first time in a year and promptly died
amidst all the horrors I do find this to be kinda funny at least
February 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
amidst all the horrors I do find this to be kinda funny at least
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hahahaha holy fuck man this rules. I truly never thought I'd get the experience of living through the death of an empire and it's awesome.
Q: Do you plan on tearing the Kennedy Center down and how much will all of the renovations cost?
TRUMP: Probably around $200 million. I'm not ripping it down. I'll be using the steel. So we're using the structure. We're using some of the marble.
TRUMP: Probably around $200 million. I'm not ripping it down. I'll be using the steel. So we're using the structure. We're using some of the marble.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
hahahaha holy fuck man this rules. I truly never thought I'd get the experience of living through the death of an empire and it's awesome.
someone check polymarket or whatever re: the groundhog
I bet we won't even need that stupid little jerk anymore
I bet we won't even need that stupid little jerk anymore
February 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
someone check polymarket or whatever re: the groundhog
I bet we won't even need that stupid little jerk anymore
I bet we won't even need that stupid little jerk anymore