Chrononaut
@chrononaut.bsky.social
Swimming on the currents of time.
Bad conditions can give you extra speed ... vertically.
Check-mate, legacy tech - now you got 1000 submarineboards!
Check-mate, legacy tech - now you got 1000 submarineboards!
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Bad conditions can give you extra speed ... vertically.
Check-mate, legacy tech - now you got 1000 submarineboards!
Check-mate, legacy tech - now you got 1000 submarineboards!
Halp, Americans are arguing about pie on my timeline
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Halp, Americans are arguing about pie on my timeline
Macron: Mes enfants, I need you to take care of something for me [wink, wink]. Operation code name is "Diversity Troll"
French intelligence: You got it, boss [wink, wink]
Later:
French intelligence: You got it, boss [wink, wink]
Later:
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Macron: Mes enfants, I need you to take care of something for me [wink, wink]. Operation code name is "Diversity Troll"
French intelligence: You got it, boss [wink, wink]
Later:
French intelligence: You got it, boss [wink, wink]
Later:
The only people people like Weiss have been able to "convert" were the crypto-Nazis, who were always waiting for an excuse to drop their masks.
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The only people people like Weiss have been able to "convert" were the crypto-Nazis, who were always waiting for an excuse to drop their masks.
They put a fucking drill sergeant in charge of the DoD.
You can just tell he got his commission through ROTC.
You can just tell he got his commission through ROTC.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
They put a fucking drill sergeant in charge of the DoD.
You can just tell he got his commission through ROTC.
You can just tell he got his commission through ROTC.
How does ICE brutally grabbing innocent people in airports fit in the "Civility Campaign"?
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
How does ICE brutally grabbing innocent people in airports fit in the "Civility Campaign"?
He did the meme.
This was supposed to be the people's government, one that's close to the little guy, the average Joe, "the real American" from the rural diners.
Instead you get these "Let them wear Armani!" takes from out-of-touch regime officials who use their office to live in luxury.
This was supposed to be the people's government, one that's close to the little guy, the average Joe, "the real American" from the rural diners.
Instead you get these "Let them wear Armani!" takes from out-of-touch regime officials who use their office to live in luxury.
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
He did the meme.
This was supposed to be the people's government, one that's close to the little guy, the average Joe, "the real American" from the rural diners.
Instead you get these "Let them wear Armani!" takes from out-of-touch regime officials who use their office to live in luxury.
This was supposed to be the people's government, one that's close to the little guy, the average Joe, "the real American" from the rural diners.
Instead you get these "Let them wear Armani!" takes from out-of-touch regime officials who use their office to live in luxury.
As people are being terrorized, brutalized and abducted in the streets by masked armed thugs, and airports barely dodged large scale closure due to the regime's self-inflicted government shutdown, it's essential to ignore *all* that and focus on the APPEARANCE of civility, normality and festivity!
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
As people are being terrorized, brutalized and abducted in the streets by masked armed thugs, and airports barely dodged large scale closure due to the regime's self-inflicted government shutdown, it's essential to ignore *all* that and focus on the APPEARANCE of civility, normality and festivity!
"As the car flew off the side of the road, suddenly everyone realized the driver hadn't been driving it for a while"
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
"As the car flew off the side of the road, suddenly everyone realized the driver hadn't been driving it for a while"
The big message here is "Let's keep profits private, but nationalize risks and expenses."
Communism for the billionaires, austerity for everyone else.
Communism for the billionaires, austerity for everyone else.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The big message here is "Let's keep profits private, but nationalize risks and expenses."
Communism for the billionaires, austerity for everyone else.
Communism for the billionaires, austerity for everyone else.
So they did the usual fraudulent trick, but the digital sweatshop wasn't in a poor country.
Much innovation, very disruption!
Much innovation, very disruption!
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
So they did the usual fraudulent trick, but the digital sweatshop wasn't in a poor country.
Much innovation, very disruption!
Much innovation, very disruption!
I don't know why you call them leftist nimby, these people sound like outright tankies.
Bet they secretly yearn for a Dear Leader to bulldoze the decadent bourgeoise architecture and build some drab komunalka housing in its place.
Bet they secretly yearn for a Dear Leader to bulldoze the decadent bourgeoise architecture and build some drab komunalka housing in its place.
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I don't know why you call them leftist nimby, these people sound like outright tankies.
Bet they secretly yearn for a Dear Leader to bulldoze the decadent bourgeoise architecture and build some drab komunalka housing in its place.
Bet they secretly yearn for a Dear Leader to bulldoze the decadent bourgeoise architecture and build some drab komunalka housing in its place.
Fact check: ✅
"Так виглядає охорона гаражного кооперативу"
"Так виглядає охорона гаражного кооперативу"
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Fact check: ✅
"Так виглядає охорона гаражного кооперативу"
"Так виглядає охорона гаражного кооперативу"
Two "real American" MAGA accounts arguing on Twitter who loves Donald Trump more.
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Two "real American" MAGA accounts arguing on Twitter who loves Donald Trump more.
"But Trump was supposed to do this only to Those Other People, not to us!"
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"But Trump was supposed to do this only to Those Other People, not to us!"
With one simple trick you can instantly become this guy!
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
With one simple trick you can instantly become this guy!
As Soviet experience showed, the TV can win the war against the fridge only for so long.
At some point even the dimmest bulb starts to notice that the louder regime propaganda proclaims people live much better now, the emptier the fridge gets.
At some point even the dimmest bulb starts to notice that the louder regime propaganda proclaims people live much better now, the emptier the fridge gets.
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
As Soviet experience showed, the TV can win the war against the fridge only for so long.
At some point even the dimmest bulb starts to notice that the louder regime propaganda proclaims people live much better now, the emptier the fridge gets.
At some point even the dimmest bulb starts to notice that the louder regime propaganda proclaims people live much better now, the emptier the fridge gets.
Slovakia is a Balkan country
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Slovakia is a Balkan country
Contrary to the assumptions of 20th century Sci Fi, physical stuff turned out to be much harder than IT.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Contrary to the assumptions of 20th century Sci Fi, physical stuff turned out to be much harder than IT.
I don't think this was Musk's idea.
More likely proposed by the new Head of Product Nikita Bier, who got hired this summer.
He's been the one communicating around the feature rollout.
More likely proposed by the new Head of Product Nikita Bier, who got hired this summer.
He's been the one communicating around the feature rollout.
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I don't think this was Musk's idea.
More likely proposed by the new Head of Product Nikita Bier, who got hired this summer.
He's been the one communicating around the feature rollout.
More likely proposed by the new Head of Product Nikita Bier, who got hired this summer.
He's been the one communicating around the feature rollout.